Unreasonable behavior as grounds for divorce

Ciaran · 04-08-2012, 02:46 PM

I would happily and readily petition for divorce on grounds of unreasonable behaviour in any of the following scenarios:

She comes out of the closet as a Boston Red Sox fan.
She doesn't tolerate my polyamorous (but non-sexual) affection for Kermit & Miss Piggy.
She watches any form of "reality TV" (with possible exception of Rock of Love which is so pathetically bad that it's almost watchable).
She's interested in word puzzles of any sort.
She wants to drink "green beer" or wear green sparkly clothing on St Patrick's Day.
She cannot cook lasagne or macaroni cheese.
She continues playing with her cellphone while she is talking to me.
She plays any form of heavy metal music.

04-08-2012, 02:46 PM	#1
Ciaran Member How Do You Identify?: Altocalciphilic Preferred Pronoun?: Papa Smurf Relationship Status: Curmudgeonous spinster Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: London (but from Belfast) Posts: 678 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 471 Thanked 3,654 Times in 602 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	I would happily and readily petition for divorce on grounds of unreasonable behaviour in any of the following scenarios: She comes out of the closet as a Boston Red Sox fan. She doesn't tolerate my polyamorous (but non-sexual) affection for Kermit & Miss Piggy. She watches any form of "reality TV" (with possible exception of Rock of Love which is so pathetically bad that it's almost watchable). She's interested in word puzzles of any sort. She wants to drink "green beer" or wear green sparkly clothing on St Patrick's Day. She cannot cook lasagne or macaroni cheese. She continues playing with her cellphone while she is talking to me. She plays any form of heavy metal music.