Don't YOU Hate It When??

Talon · 04-12-2012, 12:57 PM

Everytime you talk to a certain person you know, and all they do is complain, complain, complain...ugh.

Or..

They gossip, gossip, gossip.

nhplowboi · 04-02-2015, 09:36 PM

Don't you hate it when you are bald faced lied to, they have the audacity to shake your hand and then they lie to you again?!

A woman calls my store to report that unauthorized charges on her husband's credit card had occurred at my store. Let's just say her husband's name is John Pinocchio and he had told his wife he had lost his wallet/cards. The name was not familiar as they are from the next town/state over. She had cancelled the card, reported the fraudulent charges and just wanted me to know I would probably be receiving a charge back from my credit card processor.

I log onto my processor's web site and find there are only two charges to that card. One on the 21st of March for two cartons of smokes (let's say $110) and the other on the 26th of March for two packs of smokes (let's say $12.00). Both charges were for similar cigarettes. I really don't want to lose $122.00 so I investigate a little further.

As I said, I don't recognize the card holder's name. I go to the store cameras to watch the transactions. The cartons were sold to an older male and the packs to a younger female (let's call her Jane Doe). Clearly, we should not have sold the packs to Jane as the card was in Pinocchio's name. Okay, maybe I will be out $12.00.

Hooray for social media!! Next stop, Facebook to see if I can find any pictures of the card holder, John Pinocchio. Well hell, he does have a page and he sure looks like the same guy buying the cartons of smokes. Look through his pictures and those on his wife's site to see if I spot Jane. No luck.

I requested Pinocchio stop by and see if he recognized Jane and he DOES stop by! Show him the videos. Nope, he doesn't recognize Jane but yes, he was the one buying the cartons. I assured him I would get to the bottom of this and learn Jane's identity so charges could be pressed. We SHOOK hands, he thanked me and he left.

Today Jane comes in and one of my clerks scribbles down her vehicle's registration. I call John Pinocchio's home and leave a message to let the Pinocchio's know we now have the information needed so Jane can be identified and charges pursued. I stated if charges were not pursued, I would like to know as I was going to refuse service to her so I would not have any problems in the future.

I discuss the matter with my clerks but they misunderstood and thought Jane's ban was immediate. Jane shows up about two hours later and was told she was no longer allowed to shop at my store. Total shock....why not?
I get a phone call at home from the store and Jane would like to speak with me. I discuss her fraudulent use of Pinocchio's credit card. Jane proceeds to tell me Pinocchio had loaned her his card. I said no, he states he lost them. I ask her how she knows him and she says through work. I asked her why a married man was loaning her his credit card. Married.......he's single (according to Jane)! Um, no (according to his wife). Jane tells me she will have Pinocchio call to straighten this all out.

Pinocchio calls and proceeds to tell me, his son, unbeknownst to him, had borrowed his credit card and briefly loaned it to Jane. Right........ I call Jane one last time. Jane did Pinocchio's son loan you that card. No. Could you describe Pinocchio to me. Oh yeah she could! Needless to say when it was all said and done, Jane is now more than welcome at our store and I will no longer waste any more of my precious minutes on this earth dealing with Pinocchio's attempts at unfaithfulness to his wife. Oh.......unless it is to give Mrs. Pinocchio a phone call.

Mormegil · 04-02-2015, 10:35 PM

Whenever your inline somewhere and another person walks up behind you to get in line and they get right ontop of you almost...so close you could give them a piggyback. 0 respect for personal space.

when your going over the speed limit but its still not going fast enough for that guy behind you because you havent broken the soundbarrier yet. And hes bumper to bumper to you for miles.

Or said wannabe race car driver gets right on your ass to pass you then once infront of you immediately hits the breaks to turn at the next street.

When people hear just a little about you , then create this imaginary you in their head based off their own ignorance or predjudice. and then proceed to treat you like the imaginary you they created and never know who you really are.

By the way on the driving ones im the passive agressive asshole that will slow down or block you speed freaks by matching the speed of the car next to me so you cant pass , just to piss you off. makes my day a little brighter actually . thats what you get for riding my bumper "wink"

JDeere · 04-13-2015, 11:10 PM

Don't you hate it when someone starts a conversation but doesn't know when to.shut up.

Evolved · 05-01-2015, 01:06 AM

Don't you hate it when your ex keeps calling or reaching out. And uses FB has a way to get back at you? C'mon, FB? Really? Where are the mature femmes?

Tierney · 05-01-2015, 05:15 AM

You shake the orange juice and the top is not on tight enough?

Humanesque · 05-27-2015, 10:17 AM

Don't you hate it when you have your ex and her friends blocked on facebook but they always seem to know where you go and who you go with?

04-12-2012, 12:57 PM	#1
Talon Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Divine Feminine Preferred Pronoun?: . Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: . Posts: 4,921 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,246 Thanked 10,223 Times in 3,305 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Don't you hate it when... Everytime you talk to a certain person you know, and all they do is complain, complain, complain...ugh. Or.. They gossip, gossip, gossip.

04-02-2015, 10:35 PM	#3
Mormegil Junior Member How Do You Identify?: just myself Preferred Pronoun?: meh Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2014 Location: pensacola , FL Posts: 64 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 31 Thanked 184 Times in 50 Posts Rep Power: 1853354	Whenever your inline somewhere and another person walks up behind you to get in line and they get right ontop of you almost...so close you could give them a piggyback. 0 respect for personal space. when your going over the speed limit but its still not going fast enough for that guy behind you because you havent broken the soundbarrier yet. And hes bumper to bumper to you for miles. Or said wannabe race car driver gets right on your ass to pass you then once infront of you immediately hits the breaks to turn at the next street. When people hear just a little about you , then create this imaginary you in their head based off their own ignorance or predjudice. and then proceed to treat you like the imaginary you they created and never know who you really are. By the way on the driving ones im the passive agressive asshole that will slow down or block you speed freaks by matching the speed of the car next to me so you cant pass , just to piss you off. makes my day a little brighter actually . thats what you get for riding my bumper "wink" __________________ "All is full of love"

04-13-2015, 11:10 PM	#4
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04-02-2015, 09:36 PM	#2
nhplowboi Member How Do You Identify?: FTM Preferred Pronoun?: male pronouns Relationship Status: Divorcee Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 999 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,327 Thanked 3,883 Times in 825 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Don't you hate it when you are bald faced lied to, they have the audacity to shake your hand and then they lie to you again?! A woman calls my store to report that unauthorized charges on her husband's credit card had occurred at my store. Let's just say her husband's name is John Pinocchio and he had told his wife he had lost his wallet/cards. The name was not familiar as they are from the next town/state over. She had cancelled the card, reported the fraudulent charges and just wanted me to know I would probably be receiving a charge back from my credit card processor. I log onto my processor's web site and find there are only two charges to that card. One on the 21st of March for two cartons of smokes (let's say $110) and the other on the 26th of March for two packs of smokes (let's say $12.00). Both charges were for similar cigarettes. I really don't want to lose $122.00 so I investigate a little further. As I said, I don't recognize the card holder's name. I go to the store cameras to watch the transactions. The cartons were sold to an older male and the packs to a younger female (let's call her Jane Doe). Clearly, we should not have sold the packs to Jane as the card was in Pinocchio's name. Okay, maybe I will be out $12.00. Hooray for social media!! Next stop, Facebook to see if I can find any pictures of the card holder, John Pinocchio. Well hell, he does have a page and he sure looks like the same guy buying the cartons of smokes. Look through his pictures and those on his wife's site to see if I spot Jane. No luck. I requested Pinocchio stop by and see if he recognized Jane and he DOES stop by! Show him the videos. Nope, he doesn't recognize Jane but yes, he was the one buying the cartons. I assured him I would get to the bottom of this and learn Jane's identity so charges could be pressed. We SHOOK hands, he thanked me and he left. Today Jane comes in and one of my clerks scribbles down her vehicle's registration. I call John Pinocchio's home and leave a message to let the Pinocchio's know we now have the information needed so Jane can be identified and charges pursued. I stated if charges were not pursued, I would like to know as I was going to refuse service to her so I would not have any problems in the future. I discuss the matter with my clerks but they misunderstood and thought Jane's ban was immediate. Jane shows up about two hours later and was told she was no longer allowed to shop at my store. Total shock....why not? I get a phone call at home from the store and Jane would like to speak with me. I discuss her fraudulent use of Pinocchio's credit card. Jane proceeds to tell me Pinocchio had loaned her his card. I said no, he states he lost them. I ask her how she knows him and she says through work. I asked her why a married man was loaning her his credit card. Married.......he's single (according to Jane)! Um, no (according to his wife). Jane tells me she will have Pinocchio call to straighten this all out. Pinocchio calls and proceeds to tell me, his son, unbeknownst to him, had borrowed his credit card and briefly loaned it to Jane. Right........ I call Jane one last time. Jane did Pinocchio's son loan you that card. No. Could you describe Pinocchio to me. Oh yeah she could! Needless to say when it was all said and done, Jane is now more than welcome at our store and I will no longer waste any more of my precious minutes on this earth dealing with Pinocchio's attempts at unfaithfulness to his wife. Oh.......unless it is to give Mrs. Pinocchio a phone call.

05-01-2015, 01:06 AM	#5
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05-01-2015, 05:15 AM	#6
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05-27-2015, 10:17 AM	#7
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