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04-14-2012, 09:19 PM
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Alice laughed: "There's no use trying," she said; "one can't believe impossible things." "I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "...Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." |
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04-14-2012, 09:38 PM
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04-14-2012, 09:41 PM
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Alice laughed: "There's no use trying," she said; "one can't believe impossible things." "I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "...Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." |
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04-14-2012, 09:45 PM
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You sexy. Wanna llama in your vagina?
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04-14-2012, 10:40 PM
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Tiara cab company you are the jewels of our business!!
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04-14-2012, 11:57 PM
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I'm a fountain of blood. In the shape of a girl. - Bjork What is to give light must endure burning. -Viktor Frankl
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04-15-2012, 12:01 AM
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I can shove a lot of stuff up a chicken's ass.
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I'm a fountain of blood. In the shape of a girl. - Bjork What is to give light must endure burning. -Viktor Frankl
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04-15-2012, 12:17 AM
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The vagina looks very different when it's contorted
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04-15-2012, 09:59 AM
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04-15-2012, 10:00 AM
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04-15-2012, 10:17 AM
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Wonders (from Boston) if werewolf have anything to do with an unkept merkin??
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04-15-2012, 10:28 AM
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It looks like I should have stayed a little longer. I missed this
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04-15-2012, 10:45 AM
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They have to peck them against the fence to get them open
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I'm a fountain of blood. In the shape of a girl. - Bjork What is to give light must endure burning. -Viktor Frankl
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04-15-2012, 11:20 AM
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Not over heard but we are really findin today Merkins are everywhere
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04-15-2012, 12:31 PM
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04-15-2012, 01:55 PM
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Pool fun...
Butch: "Honey, I'm not giving anybody my noodle"
Femme: " Well good, just make sure you keep it wet. Nobody likes a crusty noodle".
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04-15-2012, 02:03 PM
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Poolside antics...
Danz: OMG! Juney squirted at Sherry!
Femme: "Timeout! My boob's about to pop out". Butch: "that was a good one. I felt like I got a spanking outta that one". Femme: "the ear! It's always the ear"! Femme: "why are you squirting me"!
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04-16-2012, 07:00 AM
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Hy just learned where hys butch handle is
 
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04-17-2012, 07:40 PM
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OK, for fun, i took everything that was posted and then made it look like 2 people are having a conversation. I took and placed what was said in order.
kinda like a monologue. its kinda funny...i think..lol here ya go: Person 1 - Deleted by moderator? Person 2 - The roomba poop story! Person 1 - Get ready. We are going to Thailand so I can get my ass lifted! Person 2 ) I am dripping wet...and no, not in that way ! Person 1 - I don't care how much shit is in there, I can always shove more! Person 2 - I need 2 noodles to full fill my fantasy! Person 1 - Juney squirted in Shari's mouth! Person 2 - Wtf is wrong with my noodle? Person 1 - I'm offering my service. For free ! Person 2 - They are all chokin on it. Don't give them anymore! Person 1 - I got my cherry for the evening? Person 2 - This is the second time I've been plated. Person 1 - oh my God, they're havin a threesome! Person 2 - I licked it off her finger. Person 1 - if I ever grow into my tongue I'm gonna be on Jerry Springer! Person 2 - I licked it off her finger. Its ok we're related? Person 1 - Hey, can you do it in a box? Person 2 - Take my word, we was loud! Person 1 - Her box has to many calories ? Person 2 - I do everything I can to turn that shit red, and nothing! Person 1 - There’s a cherry on my tittie? Person 2 - Are you noodling Gemme? Person 1 - I have a big ole noodle! Person 2 - If everything involves poop, I don't want it! Person 1 - I’m going for the polar bear! Person 2 - You could be like a hunch back of Notre Boob? Person 1 - Mean wearwolf living in my vagina! Person 2 - If its comin out. I could work with that! Person 1 - Did you see a long vagina runnin down the street? Person 2 - We sure do miss Dude!!! Person 1 - Sometimes you just gotta double wrap that shit? Person 2 - Tails are sexy, horns just get in the way! Person 1 - Right now I would suck that thing dry! Person 2 - Lemme lick it! Person 1 - I didn't pull it out in time? Person 2 - Has no one mentioned the hunky hole yet? Person 1 - "Id pick the droopy balls"-! Person 2- "oh heeeeeeeyyyyyyyaaaaaalllllll no" !! Person 1 - "Werewolf in the vagina. Is it a little werewolf?" Person 2 - "Wait. I'll take the Pinocchio but I need to know which way it's facing first" ? Person 1 - Just pop it on the counter! Person 2 - Does that come with batteries?? Person 1 - It comes with lube! Person 2 - I wanna see your tool kit that works the magic? Person 1 - "just my ass - its the most important part" ! Person 2 - We learned how to make embroidery floss bracelets in the mental hospital. Person 1 - just strap on and then strap on! Person 2 - OMG! Did the Schlotzskeys sandwich just give us the shocker? Person 1 - I miss Jennifer! Person 2 - don’t beat it on the chair! Person 1 - Nailing the planet one finger at a time. Person 2 - "I'll pick-up what your putting down"? Person 1 - "the nuts are good too"? Person 2 - "You ARE my Gor-muncher". ! Person 1 - Ahhh comin back.to a cocktail waiting for me. That's heaven right there! Person 2 - Is that like been walked on by a billion feet carpet? Person 1 - that means we can put June on a leash! ...silence... <<<@>>> Person 2 - My whole spine wiggles when I do that! Person 1 - Go limp. It'll be better that way? Person 2 - "I'm here - waiting on vag!" Person 1 - Shit. This is where I work. Person 2 - Sorry. Sometimes they squeak together when I walk! Person 1 - We don't tell 'em to lie down and then start shoving shit up their ass. Person 2 - It's tiara Saturday downtown! Person 1 - Who's gotta hand that doesn't have a nail? Person 2 - Guess what, you're dry now honey! Person 1 - Everybody get your finger ready? Person 2 - I'm coming Bitch, can't I rest in the middle! Person 1 - Are we gonna play spin the cane? Person 2 - I want ppl to think I'm mean. How can they think that when I'm all sparkly n shit! Person 1 - I think have over adorned my hair....I don't want anyone thinking I'm nice or anything: Person 2 - Had to go to Clothworld for Merkin accoutrments Person 1 - Suck on this mother fucker Person 2 - When the merkins come out it's time for the kids to go home. Person 1 - I need a big one and then I'll be ok Person 2 - If you let it dangle he wlll hump it. Person 1 - Do you need any help? Person 2 - Yes please. And I'm not wearin any panties Person 1 - I'm dripping and not the way your thinking Person 2 - If you don't keep your noodle wet it will get dry and crusty Person 1 - My vagina is out right now. Just wanted to let y'all know Person 2 - Just put it in and wave it Person 1 - Just stick it in and it works Person 2 - man I'm stiff again. Person 1 - Epsom Salt I'm all about the epsom salt Person 2 - Llama Llama Llama Person 1 - You sexy. Wanna llama in your vagina? Person 2 - Tiara cab company you are the jewels of our business!! Person 1 - Let's not push it - I'm NOT nurturing Person 2 - I can shove a lot of stuff up a chicken's ass Person 1 - The vagina looks very different when it's contorted Person 2 - Awwww. Bob quit squirting. Person 1 - Turn him off then on Person 2 - Well. Bob has been Workin hard all night Person 1 - His batteries are dying Person 2 - I hate it when Bob quits squirting Person 1 - Everything goes under the ass to keep it warm Person 2 - You can never have to much brick house Person 1 - Would you rather have a werewolf in your vagina or a llama in your vagina? Person 2 - They have to peck them against the fence to get them open Person 1 - Denise likes it piping hot. Person 2 - There's a motor that sucks it and squirts it out Person 1 - Butch: "Honey, I'm not giving anybody my noodle" Person 2 - " Well good, just make sure you keep it wet. Nobody likes a crusty noodle". Person 1 - OMG! Juney squirted at Sherry! Person 2 - "Timeout! My boob's about to pop out". Person 1 - that was a good one. I felt like I got a spanking outta that one". Person 2 - "the ear! It's always the ear"! Person 1 - "why are you squirting me"! Person 2 - "Don't make me squirt you"! Person 1 - babe go for the balls Person 2 - There was a merkin in my bed last night and it wasn't mine! Person 1 - You have to roll to get off the brain Person 2 - She's farting on me!! Person 1 - "what else can I do?" Person 2 - "uh, finish your bike?"- Person 1 - Goofy got injured while bumping Person 2 - my bump is broke Person 1 - It's all fun & games until somebody trips over a fucking solar light Person 2 - Squirrel Person 1 - DanzAmazon: Ow! Ow! Ow! Stop! Person 2 - I'm spent. Person 1 - I’m tired of being wet Person 2 - Baby, go spit. I don't understand. Person 1 - I told you im like a german shepard! Person 2 - everytime you bend over,I find more popping out your ass Person 1 - Hy just learned where hys butch handle is Person 2 - Those damned butches wore me out! Person 1 - Llama! Person 2 - Vagina! Person 1 - Do it again. Person 2 - Why is it foaming? Person 1 - Don't worry about it. Just sit down. Person 2 - we need color coded buttons on the planet,red ,yellow and green Person 1 - you are the red button Person 2 - I will change your user name to Princess Purple Luver.. said with stank eye Person 1 - Shar-pei! Person 2 - These Austin social events are ruining my sex life. Person 1 - So what happens if you take an extra packet of sugar? Person 2 - Those damn femme’s wore me out |
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