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04-16-2012, 08:59 AM
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Joy Seeker
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Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?:
Goddess Relationship Status:
Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment)
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Llama!
Vagina! Do it again. |
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04-16-2012, 09:00 AM
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Joy Seeker
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Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?:
Goddess Relationship Status:
Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment)
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Why is it foaming?
Don't worry about it. Just sit down. |
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04-16-2012, 09:13 AM
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Timed Out
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Asshole Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Kentucky/Austin/Wherever
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June~we need color coded buttons on the planet,red ,yellow and green
Medusa~ you are the red button |
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04-16-2012, 09:17 AM
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Timed Out
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Asshole Join Date: Apr 2011
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I will change your user name to Princess Purple Luver.. said with stank eye
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04-16-2012, 09:26 AM
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Mentally Delicious
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Queer High Femme, thank you very much Preferred Pronoun?:
Mme. Relationship Status:
Married to JD. 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Atlanta
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Shar-pei! ....
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04-16-2012, 11:26 AM
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Joy Seeker
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Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?:
Goddess Relationship Status:
Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment)
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These Austin social events are ruining my sex life.
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04-16-2012, 04:56 PM
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Senior Member
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TG Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
he , him Join Date: Jun 2010
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those damn femme's wore me out
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04-16-2012, 10:26 PM
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Senior Member
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Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
He, hym, mister or "sir", like I get called by strangers! Join Date: Mar 2010
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We were too busy bonding to post
any "overheards"..... But I now have a new nickname...... 
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04-17-2012, 11:52 AM
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Junior Member
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Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
TBD by how I know you. Relationship Status:
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Location: Austin
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04-17-2012, 11:58 AM
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Italian Stallion
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DNA Usually... Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: In a van, down by the river..
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Some things never change.
I just re-lived this from Little Rock last year. Dusa, June and I were headed outside to smoke at 3 AM. Dusa was running toward June through the lobby and she farted on June and continued running toward the door outside. The hotel dude at the desk looked on with disbelief or was it fear? We were dying and I laughed so damn hard it echoed throughout the lobby. Yep, good times!  Quote:
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04-17-2012, 12:52 PM
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Senior Member
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he , him Join Date: Jun 2010
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04-17-2012, 12:57 PM
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Senior Member
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He, hym, mister or "sir", like I get called by strangers! Join Date: Mar 2010
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I am thinking that it would be "Unkle Jo"....
Or Unka Jo Mo Fo"..... I somehow feel that more will be forthcoimg at the Reunion in September...... Jest sayin'......
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04-17-2012, 06:23 PM
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Senior Member
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He, hym, mister or "sir", like I get called by strangers! Join Date: Mar 2010
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Evidently, I did not tell the whole "llama, llama, llama" story
this weekend. I promise to do so in LR.... It really is a hilarious story even if you were not there. I am sure I can do all the voices and relive all the terror!
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04-17-2012, 07:40 PM
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Senior Member
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OK, for fun, i took everything that was posted and then made it look like 2 people are having a conversation. I took and placed what was said in order.
kinda like a monologue. its kinda funny...i think..lol here ya go: Person 1 - Deleted by moderator? Person 2 - The roomba poop story! Person 1 - Get ready. We are going to Thailand so I can get my ass lifted! Person 2 ) I am dripping wet...and no, not in that way ! Person 1 - I don't care how much shit is in there, I can always shove more! Person 2 - I need 2 noodles to full fill my fantasy! Person 1 - Juney squirted in Shari's mouth! Person 2 - Wtf is wrong with my noodle? Person 1 - I'm offering my service. For free ! Person 2 - They are all chokin on it. Don't give them anymore! Person 1 - I got my cherry for the evening? Person 2 - This is the second time I've been plated. Person 1 - oh my God, they're havin a threesome! Person 2 - I licked it off her finger. Person 1 - if I ever grow into my tongue I'm gonna be on Jerry Springer! Person 2 - I licked it off her finger. Its ok we're related? Person 1 - Hey, can you do it in a box? Person 2 - Take my word, we was loud! Person 1 - Her box has to many calories ? Person 2 - I do everything I can to turn that shit red, and nothing! Person 1 - There’s a cherry on my tittie? Person 2 - Are you noodling Gemme? Person 1 - I have a big ole noodle! Person 2 - If everything involves poop, I don't want it! Person 1 - I’m going for the polar bear! Person 2 - You could be like a hunch back of Notre Boob? Person 1 - Mean wearwolf living in my vagina! Person 2 - If its comin out. I could work with that! Person 1 - Did you see a long vagina runnin down the street? Person 2 - We sure do miss Dude!!! Person 1 - Sometimes you just gotta double wrap that shit? Person 2 - Tails are sexy, horns just get in the way! Person 1 - Right now I would suck that thing dry! Person 2 - Lemme lick it! Person 1 - I didn't pull it out in time? Person 2 - Has no one mentioned the hunky hole yet? Person 1 - "Id pick the droopy balls"-! Person 2- "oh heeeeeeeyyyyyyyaaaaaalllllll no" !! Person 1 - "Werewolf in the vagina. Is it a little werewolf?" Person 2 - "Wait. I'll take the Pinocchio but I need to know which way it's facing first" ? Person 1 - Just pop it on the counter! Person 2 - Does that come with batteries?? Person 1 - It comes with lube! Person 2 - I wanna see your tool kit that works the magic? Person 1 - "just my ass - its the most important part" ! Person 2 - We learned how to make embroidery floss bracelets in the mental hospital. Person 1 - just strap on and then strap on! Person 2 - OMG! Did the Schlotzskeys sandwich just give us the shocker? Person 1 - I miss Jennifer! Person 2 - don’t beat it on the chair! Person 1 - Nailing the planet one finger at a time. Person 2 - "I'll pick-up what your putting down"? Person 1 - "the nuts are good too"? Person 2 - "You ARE my Gor-muncher". ! Person 1 - Ahhh comin back.to a cocktail waiting for me. That's heaven right there! Person 2 - Is that like been walked on by a billion feet carpet? Person 1 - that means we can put June on a leash! ...silence... <<<@>>> Person 2 - My whole spine wiggles when I do that! Person 1 - Go limp. It'll be better that way? Person 2 - "I'm here - waiting on vag!" Person 1 - Shit. This is where I work. Person 2 - Sorry. Sometimes they squeak together when I walk! Person 1 - We don't tell 'em to lie down and then start shoving shit up their ass. Person 2 - It's tiara Saturday downtown! Person 1 - Who's gotta hand that doesn't have a nail? Person 2 - Guess what, you're dry now honey! Person 1 - Everybody get your finger ready? Person 2 - I'm coming Bitch, can't I rest in the middle! Person 1 - Are we gonna play spin the cane? Person 2 - I want ppl to think I'm mean. How can they think that when I'm all sparkly n shit! Person 1 - I think have over adorned my hair....I don't want anyone thinking I'm nice or anything: Person 2 - Had to go to Clothworld for Merkin accoutrments Person 1 - Suck on this mother fucker Person 2 - When the merkins come out it's time for the kids to go home. Person 1 - I need a big one and then I'll be ok Person 2 - If you let it dangle he wlll hump it. Person 1 - Do you need any help? Person 2 - Yes please. And I'm not wearin any panties Person 1 - I'm dripping and not the way your thinking Person 2 - If you don't keep your noodle wet it will get dry and crusty Person 1 - My vagina is out right now. Just wanted to let y'all know Person 2 - Just put it in and wave it Person 1 - Just stick it in and it works Person 2 - man I'm stiff again. Person 1 - Epsom Salt I'm all about the epsom salt Person 2 - Llama Llama Llama Person 1 - You sexy. Wanna llama in your vagina? Person 2 - Tiara cab company you are the jewels of our business!! Person 1 - Let's not push it - I'm NOT nurturing Person 2 - I can shove a lot of stuff up a chicken's ass Person 1 - The vagina looks very different when it's contorted Person 2 - Awwww. Bob quit squirting. Person 1 - Turn him off then on Person 2 - Well. Bob has been Workin hard all night Person 1 - His batteries are dying Person 2 - I hate it when Bob quits squirting Person 1 - Everything goes under the ass to keep it warm Person 2 - You can never have to much brick house Person 1 - Would you rather have a werewolf in your vagina or a llama in your vagina? Person 2 - They have to peck them against the fence to get them open Person 1 - Denise likes it piping hot. Person 2 - There's a motor that sucks it and squirts it out Person 1 - Butch: "Honey, I'm not giving anybody my noodle" Person 2 - " Well good, just make sure you keep it wet. Nobody likes a crusty noodle". Person 1 - OMG! Juney squirted at Sherry! Person 2 - "Timeout! My boob's about to pop out". Person 1 - that was a good one. I felt like I got a spanking outta that one". Person 2 - "the ear! It's always the ear"! Person 1 - "why are you squirting me"! Person 2 - "Don't make me squirt you"! Person 1 - babe go for the balls Person 2 - There was a merkin in my bed last night and it wasn't mine! Person 1 - You have to roll to get off the brain Person 2 - She's farting on me!! Person 1 - "what else can I do?" Person 2 - "uh, finish your bike?"- Person 1 - Goofy got injured while bumping Person 2 - my bump is broke Person 1 - It's all fun & games until somebody trips over a fucking solar light Person 2 - Squirrel Person 1 - DanzAmazon: Ow! Ow! Ow! Stop! Person 2 - I'm spent. Person 1 - I’m tired of being wet Person 2 - Baby, go spit. I don't understand. Person 1 - I told you im like a german shepard! Person 2 - everytime you bend over,I find more popping out your ass Person 1 - Hy just learned where hys butch handle is Person 2 - Those damned butches wore me out! Person 1 - Llama! Person 2 - Vagina! Person 1 - Do it again. Person 2 - Why is it foaming? Person 1 - Don't worry about it. Just sit down. Person 2 - we need color coded buttons on the planet,red ,yellow and green Person 1 - you are the red button Person 2 - I will change your user name to Princess Purple Luver.. said with stank eye Person 1 - Shar-pei! Person 2 - These Austin social events are ruining my sex life. Person 1 - So what happens if you take an extra packet of sugar? Person 2 - Those damn femme’s wore me out |
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04-18-2012, 06:15 AM
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Practically Lives Here
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Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?:
She, as in 'She's a GEM' 
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04-18-2012, 06:41 AM
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Timed Out
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Asshole Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Kentucky/Austin/Wherever
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I noticed some changes to your about me 
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04-18-2012, 06:42 AM
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Timed Out
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I was violated
*snickers* |
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04-18-2012, 06:42 AM
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Timed Out
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Asshole Join Date: Apr 2011
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More from butch bonding........
Put it away now its stiff its gonna get stuck like that |
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04-27-2012, 07:51 PM
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Joy Seeker
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Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?:
Goddess Relationship Status:
Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment)
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Overheard somewhere in north Texas...
Here. Stick this somewhere. It fell out. Overheard somewhere in Oklahoma... Did you post that? |
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04-27-2012, 09:58 PM
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Joy Seeker
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Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?:
Goddess Relationship Status:
Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment)
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Overheard somewhere near Oklahoma City...
Post that! Yeah. No. |
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