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Old 06-01-2012, 08:19 PM   #1
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What a sick fuck...seriously. it's like..."who's offering...keep your eyes and mouth and hands to yourself"...you desperate sick fuck.

It's like...ah...excuse me..."is there anywhere on my body that says...
i'm available or that there is a vacancy for sick desperate fucks such as yourself?"

god i would have loved to have been there...i hate men like that
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Old 06-01-2012, 09:19 PM   #2
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Old 06-05-2012, 04:57 PM   #3
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Cool grrrrr...

so i've been goin' to dis same men's barber shop fo' nigh on 4 years now. usually go on a monday or wednesday mornin' as der is no crowd, no wait. only one person in to cut hair.

i go in dis mornin' and a new girl is on. she politely informs me dey don't cut woman, only men. i politely explain i un'erstand dis yet have been comin' in fo' a numbah o' years now. she was shocked, said "really", lookin' a bit disdainful o' dis fact. i said yes, was in 8 weeks and ago and so 'n so cut me hair. she went on da say her boss says dey can only cut men's hair.

i, again, reiterated dat i un'erstood yet have been a patron fo' quite a while. in da end she cut me hair. she did lighten up a bit as she asked what i wanted and realized i was essentially askin' fo' a men's cut. it was a nice cut afta all dat!

oy vey...
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Old 06-05-2012, 05:23 PM   #4
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My cat ate my damn (HOUSE, not pakalolo)plant!


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My cat ate my damn (HOUSE, not pakalolo)plant!


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I still think that the kitty thought that the Pakalolo was cat nip and was trying to ingest it so the Poe poes wouldn't come and take it's Mama away to the big house, dat's what I think....
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Old 06-06-2012, 02:10 PM   #6
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On 4/29/12 I discovered that my travel trailer window was broken out. At the time, I thought only the dead battery was stolen. So, I was angry, about the window repair, and kind of laughed about them only getting a dead battery.

Today, I am furious. I have just realized that every fishing pole, every piece of fishing equipment/tackle, camp stove, griddle, chairs, day tents, and various other camping items have been stolen as well. This is equipment that is worth nearly $2000, plus the repair of the window at $200+. I am so pissed that my head is hurting. I am angry about the combined total worth of the items stolen, but I am most angry about my non-replaceable fishing equipment.

A nice , and apparently miniature Vin Deisel look alike, came and filed a police report. The loss is not covered under the insurance.

I work really fucking hard, and I earn and pay for what little I own. It makes me sick that people do things like this. Yes, worse things have happened, but today, I am allowing myself to have a moment of ANGER about this happening. Lazy, worthless, thieving jerks. PHFfttt!!!!

Okay, deep breath. Life goes on, I'm gainfully employed, and can get more stuff. Though, it will be difficult to replace a good portion of the fishing gear and camping supplies before 06/23/12, which is when my sister and her family arrive for camping and fishing fun in the PNW. Poop.



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Old 06-06-2012, 02:31 PM   #7
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Pissed.......mmm not really but a lil miffed ya

My Doggie pee'd on the bedroom floor, more specifically underneath the bed where I can't reach to clean it up lol
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