How do you know when you are getting older?

[Kenna]

Originally Posted by Blade

When you drive 30 miles to get cheap gas and you get to the stop sign right before the gas station and say damn I forgot to stop at the atm and get cash...cash price is cheaper gas....No big deal I'll pay the extra and use my debit card....idiot light comes on in the truck as I pull into the gas station...I get out, reach for my wallet...............and drummmmmm rollllllllll..........I have no wallet.......I drove 30 miles to get gas, the idiot light coming on when I turn into the parking lot and I have no cash and no debit card.....that is when you are getting older ya mind completely comes and goes at will

Ohhh shame on you... you didn't just say "damn"...shall I quote exactly what you said as you ripped off your sunglasses and slammed them onto the dashboard, then punched your steering wheel, then covered your face with your hands? I don't recall you saying "damn" at all.... but you did say just about every other thing that would make your Nanny faint!! Everything happens for a reason...I happened to be there and happened to have cash ....the funny part came after you fueled up, after we got lunch and loaded up with groceries...on the way out of the parking lot, you grabbed my sunglasses from the cubby and said "Shit! What'd I do with my glasses?...[how many times have I heard that one in the last 3 years? my first reaction was to look over at the collar of your shirt and on top your baseball cap...].... my response: did you leave them in the store? ...You, with a total disgusted look on your face : "I might have." .... after a few seconds my response: pointing to your dash, 1.5 feet from your nose...