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Old 06-05-2012, 04:29 PM   #141
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YSK it's rare for me to fall in love with a flat, but I WANT I WANT I WANT!!!!!!


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YSK I am going to be a VIRGIN for this Reunion.....smiles...and we are each being given to one room of non virgins....hmmmm
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YSK I am going to be a VIRGIN for this Reunion.....smiles...and we are each being given to one room of non virgins....hmmmm
YSK...Not to worry, The virgin part only last for like 5 minutes, then we have you broken in carry'in helping the bellmen carry bags for the ladies up the stairs...
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YSK I barely have time to type this today, because I'm being so super-productive!!

*buzz buzz* Excuse me, I'm the busy bee!
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YSK:

I will hold in my memory and heart the good we shared together and with the family.

I will not destroy you.

I have ability.

I knew your heart and inner self.

I will grow more.
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YSK that D-Day was 68yrs ago today. I am grateful for their bravery and sacrifice.

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ysk--today has been an absolute amazing day all day long....

ysk -i cant wait for tomorrow and going to play with the kids at dinner
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I am listening to Van Morrison.

I hope whoever you fall for next time loves you big, the way you desire and deserve.

If you are happy I am, too. It's not that your happiness was all tied to mine, just saying it does matter to me.

I don't regret us.

My heart will stay open.

I hate the color of the kitchen here. lol.
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YSK: All of you are so damned incredibly beautiful people!!!
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YSK how sweet my big boy, Zeke is ..... last night, my puppy was too afraid to get one of his favorite toys because it was near some water bottles which are so very scary. After several attempts to coax him into being brave enough to risk going near the bottles to get his toy, I have up and looked at my Zeke (a 10yo, 80lb Boxer/Pit) who just looked at me and wagged his tail.

I pointed to the toy, which was surrounded by other toys, so I wasnt even sure he would get what I wanted, and I said, "get that toy for the baby." Zeke got up, walked over to the scary-ass water bottles, picked up the toy and carried it over to my puppy, Jack, who became all happy and wiggly since everything was right and good in his world again.

Such a sweet sweet boy, my Zekie.
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YSK, opera director, that I have had a bottle of wine and I am still at work translating this piece of crap which has somehow made it into opera buffa canon. I am typing coherently but reading these tomorrow is going to be a HOOT!
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We got full time in home nursing for you.

We are telling you she is Aunt Leigh. Her name really is Leigh.

She is going to tell us when you need full time out of the house care.

The "wine" you've been drinking is really just grape juice I poured into a wine bottle.

If one of us can make you laugh over anything, we are all happy even in just the retelling of it.

I love you, Mama. Muah!
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YSK... I have problems mailing things. I don't know why but I do know it is genetic. A problem with my whole family. Sigh, the PO is very nice here and all but for some reason. Package must ride in car with me for days before mailing. There goes my becoming an ebay seller dreams (not ).

YSK... I know I need to schedule the car for brakes I just get all girly in car repair places. I don't know why they have always been perfectly nice not scary people. I just didn't come programed with car repair type skills. Sigh...
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YSK... I have problems mailing things. I don't know why but I do know it is genetic. A problem with my whole family. Sigh, the PO is very nice here and all but for some reason. Package must ride in car with me for days before mailing. There goes my becoming an ebay seller dreams (not ).

YSK... I know I need to schedule the car for brakes I just get all girly in car repair places. I don't know why they have always been perfectly nice not scary people. I just didn't come programed with car repair type skills. Sigh...
ysk to take someone with you that does know this way you do not get ripped off.....they see me coming and think dollars...did you know women are charged a lot more for car repairs then men...sad but true
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