Rubber Ducky Poetry Hour

PoeticWitch · 06-12-2012, 11:41 AM

A quarter til nine
It's coming on
Oh my dear God
I am so excited!

Sunday night
In front of the TV
For what I have been waiting for
For what feels like a century

Season Premiere
Of the best show ever
No talking allowed,
No fidgeting either

Silence all!
It is beginning!
All I can hear is the opening tune
Of doing bad things to you

This is it!
Now life is perfect
Will I really have to wait another week
For my next fix of True Blood love

PoeticWitch · 06-15-2012, 03:05 PM

So tiny
But such a big todo
Might not even bite
But you would think they were poisonous
By the way you react

I understand your story
Of the bee on the nose
But this isn't a bee of any sort
It doesn't bite, it doesn't sting
It means no harm

Stop bugging man
Just let the bug walk on by
The little creature didn't come in to get squished by you
It didn't come in to terrorize you
To think so is pure silliness

Just let the bug walk on by

PoeticWitch · 06-15-2012, 03:47 PM

I reach for the world
But it escapes my grasp
My view of reality is twisted
The future is misrepresented
The past has been perverted
How am I to make sense of all this
I see a path before me
But it crisscrosses back and forth
I call to the Powers that Be
To show me the way
It doesn't have to be easy
It doesn't have to be straight
But please let it be True

PoeticWitch · 06-17-2012, 10:57 AM

Thunder rolling
Rain falling
Lightening flashing
Earth scorched

They use to say
It was the Gods arguing
Now they say
It is the movement clouds

They use to say
It was our punishment
Now they say
It is positive and negative neutrons

They use to
Sacrifice virgins to placate the Gods
Now we
Batten the hatches and pray

Funny either way we still ask the Gods for help
Just in a different way

PoeticWitch · 07-05-2012, 01:48 PM

Let me help you
Give you the release
You want, need, and desire

Let me help you
Give you the pleasure
To flow through your body

Let me help you
Give you such ecstasy
That you writhe in euphoria

Let me help you
Give you the key to my heart
And give me the greatest pleasure of all.

------------

For my precious Dylan

PoeticWitch · 07-17-2012, 07:57 AM

In the backwoods of West Virginia
We meet in a little valley none can see
We are societies strangest kind
Or so I have been told
Many shed their clothes the moment they have a foot out of the car
Not long later I'm sure you will hear many screams and moans
You would think of pain
And you would be right but if you listen closely you will hear the delight
This get together of so many different people's
To learn from each other
To see many friends from far and wide
And just maybe to get lucky too ;-)
To enjoy all this you have to make it through a gauntlet of trails
From roads from hell to torrential rains that might flood your tent and blistering heat that might fry that phone sitting in your car cause you have no signal down here in our little valley
But once you are here be prepared
To have a great time
Welcome a newbie
Beat an old friend
Or maybe the other way around
Sit around the fire making gourmet s'mores or even bacon s'mores if you're daring
Make your own glass butt plug with Blown fuse
Flogging 101 with Master Fire might get you a good beating
Think food and sex go hand in hand then Dave and Del's class might be enlightening
Come here maybe Lady Elsa will clamp you, clip you, clothespin you, and then enlighten you about power exchanges
Single? No worries! We just had our first speed dating.. Between you and me.. I heard there was a connection or two ;-)
Like music? So do I! MooseJaw was pretty damn awesome I must say!
So many things! So little time! I can't mention them all without turning this poem into book!
But don't worry we have something for everyone I'm pretty sure because there is even a hottub and pool!

PoeticWitch · 07-19-2012, 09:00 AM

So tired
Wanting to just lay down
To sleep, to dream
To rest my weary soul

Remembering
Standing in a crowd of peoples
All talking, touching, demanding
Demanding my attention

It isn't easy for me
To give you all what you want
My attention, my time
A small bit of my soul

Spinning out of control
Faces flashing before me
Terrifyingly spinning uncontrollably
Please stop this ride

It stopped
I am home
I sit here ready to rest and recharge
To wrap my soul comfortingly around me

06-12-2012, 11:41 AM	#1
PoeticWitch Member How Do You Identify?: Queer... that is all you get Preferred Pronoun?: um... she.. I think... shrug call me anything that pleases ya Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 562 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 172 Thanked 1,131 Times in 377 Posts Rep Power: 7056676	True Blood Love A quarter til nine It's coming on Oh my dear God I am so excited! Sunday night In front of the TV For what I have been waiting for For what feels like a century Season Premiere Of the best show ever No talking allowed, No fidgeting either Silence all! It is beginning! All I can hear is the opening tune Of doing bad things to you This is it! Now life is perfect Will I really have to wait another week For my next fix of True Blood love __________________ Things happen, no rhyme or reason, either learn from it and grow. Or don't and fail this part of life.

06-15-2012, 03:05 PM	#2
PoeticWitch Member How Do You Identify?: Queer... that is all you get Preferred Pronoun?: um... she.. I think... shrug call me anything that pleases ya Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 562 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 172 Thanked 1,131 Times in 377 Posts Rep Power: 7056676	Let the bug walk on by So tiny But such a big todo Might not even bite But you would think they were poisonous By the way you react I understand your story Of the bee on the nose But this isn't a bee of any sort It doesn't bite, it doesn't sting It means no harm Stop bugging man Just let the bug walk on by The little creature didn't come in to get squished by you It didn't come in to terrorize you To think so is pure silliness Just let the bug walk on by __________________ Things happen, no rhyme or reason, either learn from it and grow. Or don't and fail this part of life.

06-15-2012, 03:47 PM	#3
PoeticWitch Member How Do You Identify?: Queer... that is all you get Preferred Pronoun?: um... she.. I think... shrug call me anything that pleases ya Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 562 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 172 Thanked 1,131 Times in 377 Posts Rep Power: 7056676	True I reach for the world But it escapes my grasp My view of reality is twisted The future is misrepresented The past has been perverted How am I to make sense of all this I see a path before me But it crisscrosses back and forth I call to the Powers that Be To show me the way It doesn't have to be easy It doesn't have to be straight But please let it be True __________________ Things happen, no rhyme or reason, either learn from it and grow. Or don't and fail this part of life. Last edited by PoeticWitch; 06-15-2012 at 03:55 PM. Reason: misspelling

06-17-2012, 10:57 AM	#4
PoeticWitch Member How Do You Identify?: Queer... that is all you get Preferred Pronoun?: um... she.. I think... shrug call me anything that pleases ya Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 562 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 172 Thanked 1,131 Times in 377 Posts Rep Power: 7056676	Gods vs Science Thunder rolling Rain falling Lightening flashing Earth scorched They use to say It was the Gods arguing Now they say It is the movement clouds They use to say It was our punishment Now they say It is positive and negative neutrons They use to Sacrifice virgins to placate the Gods Now we Batten the hatches and pray Funny either way we still ask the Gods for help Just in a different way __________________ Things happen, no rhyme or reason, either learn from it and grow. Or don't and fail this part of life.

07-05-2012, 01:48 PM	#5
PoeticWitch Member How Do You Identify?: Queer... that is all you get Preferred Pronoun?: um... she.. I think... shrug call me anything that pleases ya Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 562 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 172 Thanked 1,131 Times in 377 Posts Rep Power: 7056676	Let me help you Let me help you Give you the release You want, need, and desire Let me help you Give you the pleasure To flow through your body Let me help you Give you such ecstasy That you writhe in euphoria Let me help you Give you the key to my heart And give me the greatest pleasure of all. ------------ For my precious Dylan __________________ Things happen, no rhyme or reason, either learn from it and grow. Or don't and fail this part of life.

07-17-2012, 07:57 AM	#6
PoeticWitch Member How Do You Identify?: Queer... that is all you get Preferred Pronoun?: um... she.. I think... shrug call me anything that pleases ya Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 562 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 172 Thanked 1,131 Times in 377 Posts Rep Power: 7056676	TCO Poem In the backwoods of West Virginia We meet in a little valley none can see We are societies strangest kind Or so I have been told Many shed their clothes the moment they have a foot out of the car Not long later I'm sure you will hear many screams and moans You would think of pain And you would be right but if you listen closely you will hear the delight This get together of so many different people's To learn from each other To see many friends from far and wide And just maybe to get lucky too ;-) To enjoy all this you have to make it through a gauntlet of trails From roads from hell to torrential rains that might flood your tent and blistering heat that might fry that phone sitting in your car cause you have no signal down here in our little valley But once you are here be prepared To have a great time Welcome a newbie Beat an old friend Or maybe the other way around Sit around the fire making gourmet s'mores or even bacon s'mores if you're daring Make your own glass butt plug with Blown fuse Flogging 101 with Master Fire might get you a good beating Think food and sex go hand in hand then Dave and Del's class might be enlightening Come here maybe Lady Elsa will clamp you, clip you, clothespin you, and then enlighten you about power exchanges Single? No worries! We just had our first speed dating.. Between you and me.. I heard there was a connection or two ;-) Like music? So do I! MooseJaw was pretty damn awesome I must say! So many things! So little time! I can't mention them all without turning this poem into book! But don't worry we have something for everyone I'm pretty sure because there is even a hottub and pool! __________________ Things happen, no rhyme or reason, either learn from it and grow. Or don't and fail this part of life.

07-19-2012, 09:00 AM	#7
PoeticWitch Member How Do You Identify?: Queer... that is all you get Preferred Pronoun?: um... she.. I think... shrug call me anything that pleases ya Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 562 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 172 Thanked 1,131 Times in 377 Posts Rep Power: 7056676	Faces So tired Wanting to just lay down To sleep, to dream To rest my weary soul Remembering Standing in a crowd of peoples All talking, touching, demanding Demanding my attention It isn't easy for me To give you all what you want My attention, my time A small bit of my soul Spinning out of control Faces flashing before me Terrifyingly spinning uncontrollably Please stop this ride It stopped I am home I sit here ready to rest and recharge To wrap my soul comfortingly around me __________________ Things happen, no rhyme or reason, either learn from it and grow. Or don't and fail this part of life.