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PoeticWitch · 11-15-2009, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deadyboy

rubber.ducky does not make me think rubber.dicky every time I see it.

I do not think rubber.dicky is funny whatsoever... Has decided not to tell Deadyboy that hy doesn't remind me of that lil homicidal doll called Chucky.

Semantics · 11-15-2009, 07:36 AM

I hope it keeps raining.

shadows papa · 11-15-2009, 08:26 AM

I hate that my two 50 lb dogs think Daddy's chest is a good place to wallow on every morning. I think bicycles should be outlawed and that swimming is for sissie's in speedos.I'll take McDonald's over my mama's home cooking everytime....and I DON'T think farting is funny!

Gemme · 11-15-2009, 01:49 PM

I'm glad that there's no one here to snuggle.

SuperFemme · 11-15-2009, 01:52 PM

I didn't get laid last night.

WILDCAT · 11-15-2009, 02:40 PM

I am so very comfortable watching - and actually really enjoying this very close Steelers game. I also think it's funny my team is making so many mistakes.

SuperFemme · 11-15-2009, 02:44 PM

I love football and never ever confiscate the remote and change to Sex and The City. NeVER.

MrSunshine · 11-15-2009, 03:02 PM

I haven't missed you one damn bit SF!

SuperFemme · 11-15-2009, 03:04 PM

I am not not not having a platonic cerebral crush on the DB.

MrSunshine · 11-15-2009, 03:10 PM

me either

SuperFemme · 11-15-2009, 03:12 PM

My children did NOT all have overnight guests last night.
This house is NOT a magnet for all children who are gay, questioning or non gender normative. Nope.
I don't nurture that side with wigs, boas, heels and make up or baseball hats, bandanas, belts and boots.
The other parents fucking LOVE me.

MrSunshine · 11-15-2009, 03:31 PM

I didn't just laugh A LOT about that Junie

PoeticWitch · 11-15-2009, 03:40 PM

I am having a terrible day..

Gemme · 11-15-2009, 03:45 PM

I don't count syllables on my fingers in the fucku haiku thread.

evolveme · 11-15-2009, 03:56 PM

The idea of June dancing (mincing?) about in a tutu with a cross bouncing (flouncing?) off her bazooms did not just help me forget about the headache I was not going to write about instead.

evolveme · 11-15-2009, 04:00 PM

I think of myself as a pretty little princess.

In fact, I often lament that I did not call myself princess e years ago.

SuperFemme · 11-15-2009, 04:04 PM

I hope that cross hit Junies GOOD eye.

E is not a princess.
I am a unicorn.

evolveme · 11-15-2009, 04:07 PM

SuperFemme is a Unicorn.

But she is not a Pegasus.

A big fat sexy gay Pegasus.

Mister Bent · 11-15-2009, 04:27 PM

e is my babygirl.

NJFemmie · 11-15-2009, 08:12 PM

June has a terrible sense of humor and she never cracks me up.
I don't

this place at all.

11-15-2009, 08:26 AM	#83
shadows papa Member How Do You Identify?: With a Warning Label Preferred Pronoun?: Her Bastard Relationship Status: Peaceful Easy Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Back Where I Come From Posts: 699 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,223 Thanked 1,643 Times in 484 Posts Rep Power: 3193789	I hate that my two 50 lb dogs think Daddy's chest is a good place to wallow on every morning. I think bicycles should be outlawed and that swimming is for sissie's in speedos.I'll take McDonald's over my mama's home cooking everytime....and I DON'T think farting is funny! __________________ "Cry,cuss,sling snot, whatever. Just KEEP PEDALING!!" Shad

11-15-2009, 01:49 PM	#84
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,971 Times in 25,664 Posts Rep Power: 21474888	I'm glad that there's no one here to snuggle. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

11-15-2009, 03:45 PM	#94
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,971 Times in 25,664 Posts Rep Power: 21474888	I don't count syllables on my fingers in the fucku haiku thread. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

11-15-2009, 03:56 PM	#95
evolveme Member How Do You Identify?: honeysuckle venom Preferred Pronoun?: a pistol and a sugar cane Relationship Status: I promise to aid and abet Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in between poems where ceilings are floors and joe ghost floats achromatic toward day Posts: 514 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 229 Thanked 736 Times in 228 Posts Rep Power: 503698	The idea of June dancing (mincing?) about in a tutu with a cross bouncing (flouncing?) off her bazooms did not just help me forget about the headache I was not going to write about instead. __________________ Class, race, sexuality, gender and all other categories by which we categorize and dismiss each other need to be excavated from the inside. - Dorothy Allison

11-15-2009, 04:00 PM	#96
evolveme Member How Do You Identify?: honeysuckle venom Preferred Pronoun?: a pistol and a sugar cane Relationship Status: I promise to aid and abet Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in between poems where ceilings are floors and joe ghost floats achromatic toward day Posts: 514 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 229 Thanked 736 Times in 228 Posts Rep Power: 503698	I think of myself as a pretty little princess. In fact, I often lament that I did not call myself princess e years ago. __________________ Class, race, sexuality, gender and all other categories by which we categorize and dismiss each other need to be excavated from the inside. - Dorothy Allison

11-15-2009, 07:36 AM	#82
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11-15-2009, 01:52 PM	#85
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11-15-2009, 02:40 PM	#86
WILDCAT Member How Do You Identify?: Very PROUD BUTCH LESBIAN! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: PA Posts: 679 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 796 Thanked 551 Times in 238 Posts Rep Power: 761791	I am so very comfortable watching - and actually really enjoying this very close Steelers game. I also think it's funny my team is making so many mistakes.

11-15-2009, 02:44 PM	#87
SuperFemme Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Permanently Banned 10/24/2010 Preferred Pronoun?: She. Relationship Status: Married (one of 18,000) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Atascadero, CA Posts: 4,933 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,309 Thanked 7,108 Times in 2,327 Posts Rep Power: 0	I love football and never ever confiscate the remote and change to Sex and The City. NeVER.

11-15-2009, 03:02 PM	#88
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11-15-2009, 03:04 PM	#89
SuperFemme Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Permanently Banned 10/24/2010 Preferred Pronoun?: She. Relationship Status: Married (one of 18,000) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Atascadero, CA Posts: 4,933 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,309 Thanked 7,108 Times in 2,327 Posts Rep Power: 0	I am not not not having a platonic cerebral crush on the DB.

11-15-2009, 03:10 PM	#90
MrSunshine Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The Gardner Preferred Pronoun?: Ummmm Relationship Status: Nah Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Sunshine State, State of Sunshine Posts: 2,616 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,577 Thanked 3,891 Times in 1,155 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	me either

11-15-2009, 03:12 PM	#91
SuperFemme Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Permanently Banned 10/24/2010 Preferred Pronoun?: She. Relationship Status: Married (one of 18,000) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Atascadero, CA Posts: 4,933 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,309 Thanked 7,108 Times in 2,327 Posts Rep Power: 0	My children did NOT all have overnight guests last night. This house is NOT a magnet for all children who are gay, questioning or non gender normative. Nope. I don't nurture that side with wigs, boas, heels and make up or baseball hats, bandanas, belts and boots. The other parents fucking LOVE me.

11-15-2009, 03:31 PM	#92
MrSunshine Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The Gardner Preferred Pronoun?: Ummmm Relationship Status: Nah Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Sunshine State, State of Sunshine Posts: 2,616 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,577 Thanked 3,891 Times in 1,155 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I didn't just laugh A LOT about that Junie

11-15-2009, 03:40 PM	#93
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11-15-2009, 04:04 PM	#97
SuperFemme Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Permanently Banned 10/24/2010 Preferred Pronoun?: She. Relationship Status: Married (one of 18,000) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Atascadero, CA Posts: 4,933 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,309 Thanked 7,108 Times in 2,327 Posts Rep Power: 0	I hope that cross hit Junies GOOD eye. E is not a princess. I am a unicorn.

11-15-2009, 04:07 PM	#98
evolveme Member How Do You Identify?: honeysuckle venom Preferred Pronoun?: a pistol and a sugar cane Relationship Status: I promise to aid and abet Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in between poems where ceilings are floors and joe ghost floats achromatic toward day Posts: 514 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 229 Thanked 736 Times in 228 Posts Rep Power: 503698	SuperFemme is a Unicorn. But she is not a Pegasus. A big fat sexy gay Pegasus. __________________ Class, race, sexuality, gender and all other categories by which we categorize and dismiss each other need to be excavated from the inside. - Dorothy Allison

11-15-2009, 04:27 PM	#99
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11-15-2009, 08:12 PM	#100
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