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Old 05-30-2012, 06:54 PM   #501
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....goofy pups wrestling and racing

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Jo being cute and flipping water on me. Needless to say, she got soaked and then Rooster pushed her in the pool.

"Don't start what you can't finish"

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Watching Spirit on the doggy beach yesterday. She greets everyone she sees. This one particular lady was petting her and Spirit ended up rolling over on her back until a wave came up and got her LOL.

Watching Skye gain her confidence when it came to being on the beach. She did not seem so freaked out about the waves.
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I walked out to the garage to see what Jackhammer was doing this afternoon and she says:

"In my 46 years on this Earth, I've never had a naked woman in my garage."

And then she kept asking me to pick stuff up.
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Posting on my facebook status that I was having a conversation with my surgeon about a third knee surgery and how we both agreed that it would be wise to take time and assess my thoughts, weigh the pros and cons. Then a friend of mine puts on there that I should seek some wisdom from my physical therpaist who is a new friend of mine since I started PT with her the first surgery and continued our friendship now beyond the second surgery. She's also on my facebook.

So anyway, my physical therapist/friend responds that she'd love for me to stop by to discuss what exactly it is the doctor plans to do. I replied that I'd like to stop by for a visit by saying, "Call me crazy but I actually miss that place... lol... and you of course..."

Her response, "Yay...I miss ya too. You always take a nice beating with a smile."

I swear I don't share my kinks on facebook!! Guess I'm just an obvious kinky bastard even outside the bedroom... Ahahahahaaaaaaaa
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"I can't hold my massively long and especially thick beef and text you" ...

btw - we're talking about a hamburger here...lol
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I had to re-read something twice for it to sink in...
I got reprimanded for using the wrong pronoun to refer to a fish

apparently, this went through an identity journey over the course of 3 incoming text messages... first "her", then "him" then, after I responded once, the reprimand stated this pishie pishie prefers to be referred to as "hym"...
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something a friend of mine posted on facebook about a conversation between her and her son.

Her to her son: I'm pooped.

Her son: you pants?!

Her to her son: no i'm pooped means i'm drained. I'm pooped.

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this should have taught me NOT to check incoming text messages while I'm driving....especially through several storms...
I had to re-read something twice for it to sink in...
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apparently, this went through an identity journey over the course of 3 incoming text messages... first "her", then "him" then, after I responded once, the reprimand stated this pishie pishie prefers to be referred to as "hym"...
That was just to funny.!!.
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Me....what are you having?
Mom...Casadea's
Me..silently...what the hell is that, Not sure she's ever fixed that before, cuz I don't know what it is.
Me.....still thinking...HOOKED ON PHONICS....ahhhh quesadillas....
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