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Old 07-03-2012, 08:28 AM   #1
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Ok then ..... heh.


ferret -- tell us about your first sexual experience with a woman.


Turtle -- a .... um, "multiple," if you will -- how and when did you first discover masturbation and how often do you masturbate?
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Oh gosh. My first experience with a woman wasn't until I was...21. Late bloomer, I guess. It was with a woman who definitely knew what she was doing, and it was definitely hot.
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Posting another truth for Gaea, and no offence was meant by the question. I thought it was just a good one.

When have you loved someone who hasn't loved you back?
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Okay, kiwi. Here's a truth for ya....

What is the first physical feature you look for in someone you are attracted to?
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And...I'll take another truth. Waaaaay too chicken for a dare.
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And...I'll take another truth. Waaaaay too chicken for a dare.
FERRET: here is a TRUTH for you......
Have you ever stolen anything....if yes, why? what? consequences?
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I'd have to go with not always getting music legally, and I know sometimes people have some strong opinions on that. I can't really think of a good reason for doing it, although a lot of times I look for songs I can't find in the usual places.
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I would like another truth, please!
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Crikey! Ummmmm I can't answer! Maybe, /hate/ to sound cliche, but eyes? My first butch gf has gray eyes, I used to think they looked like soft velvet. Unless she was angry. And voice. If your voice doesn't crab me on the phone then probably not much else is going to grab me
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When have you loved someone who hasn't loved you back?
No offense was taken...

honestly i think this is when I was married...i loved him (was not in love) or however i don't think he even knew my name lol...no he did he just didn't know how to love or show it or anything like that, by now he loves his kids and his grand daughters and that is evident...He helped give me 3 great kids..
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I am originally from New York City but moved with my family to Ohio when I was a baby. I grew up there and left for New York when I was in my early twenties. Now I'm almost 40, and I'm completely identified with being a New Yorker. Perhaps it's ironic but I feel safest in an urban setting. I love the diversity, and it's a great place to be queer!

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Oh, gosh. I've fibbed, but I can't think of anything that sticks out to me - like a big whopper or anything. Maybe something along the lines of telling someone she was pretty when she really wasn't my type at all. I hate hurting someone's feelings, although not being truthful about that sort of thing is probably more hurtful in the end.
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Why is 21 a late bloomer? Plenty of us were older than that (then made up for lost time)
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OMG, I am laughing out loud at THIS one!

Umm, yeah, I have. And although I *WISH* I could have covered it up, she was a bit too close, so to speak, for her not to know exactly what that was! I was absolutely mortified, of course, but we ended up laughing about it all.

This whole farting thing is huge for me anyway. I remember asking my grown kids several years ago for them to relate a story that they remembered from when they were growing up. Without discussing it in front of me, they all just looked at each other before one blurted out "You NEVER farted when we were growing up!" LOL And that was true! Different from their dad (who delighted in farting all the time, to their great delight when they were little), I could never do that in front of anyone. I mean, that is what bathrooms are for, right??? LOL

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ferret -- tell us about your first sexual experience with a woman.


Turtle -- a .... um, "multiple," if you will -- how and when did you first discover masturbation and how often do you masturbate?

Jeez, can I have Ferret’s truth?? And she kinda skipped outta here on that one, just sayin…
I always played with myself? Got good at it by 11 or 12?
And now? A couple of times a day if the hormones are flowing…not for a couple of weeks if the hormones are not flowing.


Lordy, folks, it's gettin dangerous in here!
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lol, seeing it that many times, it looks like a damn battle cry on my page ... Vagina!! -- like Tawanda!! only better.
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