What Cracked You Up Today?

Kobi · 07-21-2012, 02:02 PM

From Colin Powell's book...."It worked for me":

I have always tried to keep my life in perspective with my ego under control. That effort has been helped enormously by a wife and 3 kids who have never taken me too seriously and who have always held above me an imaginary oxygen mask ready to drop down whenever I needed a whiff of reality. The first time I arrived home looking sharp in the new battle dress camouflage fatigues the Army adopted in the 1980's, my daughter, then about 12, merely looked up from watching tv and announced, "Mom, the GI Joe doll is home."

LeftWriteFemme · 07-21-2012, 02:04 PM

I watched but did not listen to this, please bear that in mind

jac · 07-21-2012, 05:35 PM

What cracked me up...??

Getting a text from my daughter telling me of my grandson's latest moment...

"Lol I had Julian help me make pigs in a blanket and he kissed them and wrapped them all gently in their blankets before rocking and singing to them. Then I put some on his plate and he refuses to eat the baby piggies."

Ahahahaaaaaa I love my little Juji

bkisbutchenuff · 07-22-2012, 11:07 AM

....A funny card I got from a special friend!

Soon · 07-23-2012, 06:50 AM

Jagg's anti-feline posts!

Amber2010 · 07-23-2012, 12:22 PM

I was woken up Saturday morning to our hound dog barking in the back yard. Yes that does piss a person off being woken up at the crack of dawn on a Saturday morning when you DON’T have to go to work. Then I hear my kid out there yelling at the dog to come to him. He yells and yells and you can almost hear the laugh of the dog at him. I finally got out of bed and was ready not to yell at the dog but the kid for putting the dog out there instead of putting it on the lead to do its morning business. I walk over to him frantic knowing that my look goes beyond “looks could kill!” I told him to move over stood in my nighty not caring what stupid neighbor saw and proceeded to look at the dog. I guess looks could kill because the dog took one look at my face and before I could even get out “Get in the house!” It was running to me tail wagging and went right inside the house. My son is scratching his head looking at the dog and me and says I don’t get it. “This dog has been through two obedience classes with him.” I looked at my son with the dumb look on his face and said “It is not the dog that needs those dang classes is it now?” He looked at me and shook his head and I just started laughing so hard. Maybe it was being still half asleep who knows but only mom can do what the kids can’t!

Kobi · 07-23-2012, 10:30 PM

I got a message today that read....."I think he focuses mainly on pig futures."

Scratched my head trying to figure out what that meant.

Hours later, it occurred to me it was related to the news story about "Kermit the frog dropping Chick-fil-A."

Kermit, Miss Piggy.....It was brilliant! And, I am giving new meaning to "slow" today. LOL.

07-21-2012, 02:02 PM	#1
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07-21-2012, 02:04 PM	#2
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07-22-2012, 11:07 AM	#4
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07-23-2012, 10:30 PM	#7
Kobi Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Biological female. Lesbian. Relationship Status: Happy Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Hanging out in the Atlantic. Posts: 9,234 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,840 Thanked 34,630 Times in 7,640 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	I got a message today that read....."I think he focuses mainly on pig futures." Scratched my head trying to figure out what that meant. Hours later, it occurred to me it was related to the news story about "Kermit the frog dropping Chick-fil-A." Kermit, Miss Piggy.....It was brilliant! And, I am giving new meaning to "slow" today. LOL. __________________

07-21-2012, 05:35 PM	#3
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07-23-2012, 06:50 AM	#5
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07-23-2012, 12:22 PM	#6
Amber2010 Member How Do You Identify?: Happy, Crazy, Bubbly, Funny, Strong, Outgoing, Friendly Preferred Pronoun?: Femme Relationship Status: Complicated Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Florida Posts: 200 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 920 Thanked 594 Times in 154 Posts Rep Power: 3787185	I was woken up Saturday morning to our hound dog barking in the back yard. Yes that does piss a person off being woken up at the crack of dawn on a Saturday morning when you DON’T have to go to work. Then I hear my kid out there yelling at the dog to come to him. He yells and yells and you can almost hear the laugh of the dog at him. I finally got out of bed and was ready not to yell at the dog but the kid for putting the dog out there instead of putting it on the lead to do its morning business. I walk over to him frantic knowing that my look goes beyond “looks could kill!” I told him to move over stood in my nighty not caring what stupid neighbor saw and proceeded to look at the dog. I guess looks could kill because the dog took one look at my face and before I could even get out “Get in the house!” It was running to me tail wagging and went right inside the house. My son is scratching his head looking at the dog and me and says I don’t get it. “This dog has been through two obedience classes with him.” I looked at my son with the dumb look on his face and said “It is not the dog that needs those dang classes is it now?” He looked at me and shook his head and I just started laughing so hard. Maybe it was being still half asleep who knows but only mom can do what the kids can’t!