The New Poopie List....

[TexasCowboi]

The Crowd Pleaser Poopie
This poopie is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.

The Mood Enhancer Poopie
This poopie occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.

The Ritual Poopie
This poopie occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.

The Guinness Book Of Records Poopie
A poopie so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.

The Aftershock Poopie
This poopie has an odor so powerful that anyone entering the vicinity within the next seven hours is affected.

The "Honeymoon's Over" Poopie
This is any poopie created in the presence of another person.

The Groaner Poopie
A poopie so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.

The Floater Poopie
Characterized by its float ability, this poopie has been known to resurface after many flushing's.

The Ranger Poopie
A poopie which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion,
but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.

The Phantom Poopie
This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.

The Peek-A-Boo Poopie
Now you see it, now you don't. This poopie is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.

The Bombshell Poopie
A poopie that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to poopie
(i.e. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near pooping facilities.

The Snake Charmer Poopie
A long skinny poop which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.

The Olympic Poopie
This poop occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered
and bears a close resemblance to the Drinker's Poop.

The Back-To-Nature Poopie
This poop may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.

The Pebbles-From-Heaven Poopie
An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually can't poop.

Premeditated Poopie
Laxative induced. Doesn't count.

Shitzophrenia Poopie
Fear of pooping - can be fatal!

Energizer Vs. Duracell Poopie
Also known as a "Still Going" poop

The Power Dump Poopie
The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done.

The Liquid Plumber Poopie
This kind of poop is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor.
(You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Poop.)

The Spinal Tap Poopie
The kind of poop that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways.

The "I Think I'm Giving Birth Through My Asshole" Poopie
Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Poops. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can.
Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.

The Porridge Poopie
The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming.
You have two choices: a) flush and keep going, or b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless.

The "I'm Going To Chew My Food Better" Poopie
When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning.

The "I Think I'm Turning Into A Bunny" Poopie
When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.

The "What The Hell Died In Here?" Poopie
Also sometimes referred to as "The Toxic Dump". Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odor.
Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air. Kin to #14 Poopie

The "I Just Know There's A Turd Still Dangling There" Poopie
Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place. Similar to #17 Poopie

[TexasCowboi]

(all of these were given to me by a femme as well..... so this is not just a butch thing.... k?)


Interrupted Poopie: You are in mid-poop when the phone rings. Abort it, go to the phone, and save the rest for later.

Mona Lisa Poopie: It's so pretty and perfectly formed, with delicate intricacies that it makes you wanna cry.

Porta-Pottie Poopie: May it be a brand new porta-pottie or you are in for a nasty experience.

Security Poopie: The kind where you have a lockless door and have to keep your foot on the door and hum loudly to let people know not to interupt.

Childbirth Poopie: Trying to push a watermelon-sized poopie through a pea-sized hole.

Houdini Poopie: It disappears. You know you pooped, but it's nowhere to be found. Was it all a dream?

[TexasCowboi]

54. The bratty Femme Poopie - Now you see it, now you don't, Nyaaa Nyaaa! This poopie is playing games with you, just as some brats do. Requires patience and muscle control, (neither of which a Bratty Femme wants to use). and when said Bratty Femme actually poops this Poopie herself, she will have a smirk on her face because of the smell it leaves, knowing that she will inevitably blame the man or the butch of the house for the smell. A distant version of #19

(this was given to me by a bratty femme..... and no, this was not meant to be misogynistic)

[TexasCowboi]

The Dance Poopie - not the smile of relief, but the little wiggle you do when you, "omg I'm so happy I did a poopie I could dance" poopie....

(added by a femme)

[lusciouskiwi]

[TexasCowboi]

LOVE IT!!!!

[NJFemmie]