What Cracked You Up Today?

Blade · 07-25-2012, 05:12 PM

Mom's huge black critter...maybe a small bear...it was moving very slowly and it looked about this big......(_________). After I walk all threw the poison oak and around the building, in the brush I find a black cat....not "Baby" mind you but some random black cat.

Oddly enough she and I were just talking earlier about how well she thought she could still see, considering she has cateracts, which are scheduled to be removed Friday....Ummm yeah how big was that critter again? A small bear, here? Really? Ok I'll go check it out.

jac · 07-25-2012, 06:47 PM

What cracked me up today...

After 40 minutes or so into staff meeting...
director: (looks at case manager) write this all down.
case mng: you mean the part about the responsibility sheets?
lesbian co-worker: (to case mng) what are you doing?
case mng: he said to write it all down!
lesbian co-worker: he said to write "lesbian" responsibilities?
case mng: didn't he?
director: i didn't but if it works yes. let's make the lesbians responsible!
Me: well okay but only if you heterosexual males... (interupted)
director: there you go... you hardly ever talk but when you do you always want to talk sexual! Geez!
Me: that's what us lesbians do best! *smirk*
director: this meeting is ajourned. it's gone to hell in a hand basket.
case mng: am i still writing this?

Ahahahaaaaa I love working there

07-25-2012, 05:12 PM	#1
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07-25-2012, 06:47 PM	#2
jac Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: butch stone Preferred Pronoun?: masculine ones work best... Relationship Status: ♥ engaged to spritz ♥ Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: bangor, maine Posts: 3,344 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,720 Thanked 16,492 Times in 2,972 Posts Rep Power: 0	What cracked me up today... After 40 minutes or so into staff meeting... director: (looks at case manager) write this all down. case mng: you mean the part about the responsibility sheets? lesbian co-worker: (to case mng) what are you doing? case mng: he said to write it all down! lesbian co-worker: he said to write "lesbian" responsibilities? case mng: didn't he? director: i didn't but if it works yes. let's make the lesbians responsible! Me: well okay but only if you heterosexual males... (interupted) director: there you go... you hardly ever talk but when you do you always want to talk sexual! Geez! Me: that's what us lesbians do best! smirk director: this meeting is ajourned. it's gone to hell in a hand basket. case mng: am i still writing this? Ahahahaaaaa I love working there