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08-24-2012, 09:32 AM
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the other night Dixie and I were doing our usual nightly texting when suddenly
Dixie: Sooo i see you're paying the sluts again Me: .gif "Say What?") Dixie: PLAYING the SLOTS!! OMG!! me  
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08-24-2012, 10:35 AM
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last night, this cracked me up..
my 5 yrs old started asking me about when 'he was in my tummy'.. he wanted to know if he made my tummy wiggle and poke out and such... so I'm describing to him how it felt and what it looked like in kiddo terms, and we are totally cracking up about it.. all of the sudden he gets serious and says, "momma... did I drink milk?" and stares at my boobs. uhhhh. I answered and then lmao'd. oooohh, the questions from the mouths of babes.
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08-24-2012, 04:22 PM
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TGIF GIF Party!
Via Jezebel: Celebrate the End of One of the Shittiest Weeks Ever with a Gif Party!
This week was, pardon my French, a piece of fucking merde. The news was so bad that we all became bored with bad news. To make matters worse, this week stretched on and on, like that time you spent an hour making out with the young man who your memory would come to know as Halitosis Guy you were 18 and too polite to say anything. There's good news, though — it must have been crap, but it's over now. Let's gif it out. click on title to crack up 
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08-24-2012, 08:36 PM
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me, Clay and my shoes...
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08-26-2012, 07:12 PM
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Timed Out - Permanent
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What cracked me up...
the general: why does your drink have two straws in it? spritz: probably because i ordered a diet drink and you two didn't, so this is the waitress's way of know mine apart from yours. me: (teasingly toward the general) ohhhhh I thought it was cause mom was supposed to drink from her mouth AND her nose! the genral: ugh! your gross! Ahahahahaaaaaa I love messin' with that kid! 
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