Why can't I.....

[Novelafemme]

Originally Posted by nycfembbw

tantalizingfemme, how about starting with a phone call? You could still remain in separate homes, but give Dapper a call from the toilet when you have to poop. It might be a step towards more intimacy, and toilet flushing tricks wouldn't be necessary because any smell would be a non-issue.

Or have Dapper right outside the closed bathroom door.

OMG. I kind of want you guys to video tape this exchange.

Not that I'm weird or anything.

[tantalizingfemme]

Originally Posted by Novelafemme

Or have Dapper right outside the closed bathroom door.

OMG. I kind of want you guys to video tape this exchange.

Not that I'm weird or anything.

I'm seriously laughing so hard I'm choking.... I would tape it just so I could see the look on hys face.

[Novelafemme]

Originally Posted by tantalizingfemme

I'm seriously laughing so hard I'm choking.... I would tape it just so I could see the look on hys face.

I just peed a little!!!!

[Corkey]

I'm of the mind that holding it in is a really shitty prospect....

[princessbelle]

I don't know tantalizingfemme, Bully and i have lived together going on a year and i still can't do it.

I never even mention it.

As a matter of fact, here in this open forum is the only time i've ever said the word poop since i met her.

(which is actually one year tomorrow. Happy anniversary to us)

PS....i rattled paper here by the computer just now when i typed the P word so she wouldn't hear or know.

[tantalizingfemme]

Originally Posted by princessbelle

I don't know tantalizingfemme, Bully and i have lived together going on a year and i still can't do it.

I never even mention it.

As a matter of fact, here in this open forum is the only time i've ever said the word poop since i met her.

(which is actually one year tomorrow. Happy anniversary to us)

PS....i rattled paper here by the computer just now when i typed the P word so she wouldn't hear or know.

omg Belle.... that is soo funny. I'm still laughing thinking about Bully walking down the hall and you screaming "don't look" and Bully's head snapping straight and eyes straight forward. .

PoopS Happy Anniversary

[princessbelle]

Originally Posted by tantalizingfemme

omg Belle.... that is soo funny. I'm still laughing thinking about Bully walking down the hall and you screaming "don't look" and Bully's head snapping straight and eyes straight forward. .

PoopS Happy Anniversary

Thanks!!!!


Oh it's true. So true.

Other ideas...

~ Give "them" a job to do outside and tell them to HURRY and run to the bathroom when you hear the door shut.

~ Turn on the shower, if you need extra time.

~ Take a broom or mop in with you so they think you are cleaning.

~ Sneak in, if they are in another part of the house and gently close the door without them knowing you are in there at all. (this one takes practice)

~ If you are out in a store or something, say "honey, i'm gonna look at the underwear, i'll catch up to you later". They never follow and you have all the time you need to do your um business.

Just a few tricks of the trade i thought i'd share....

[Novelafemme]

Originally Posted by June

13 years, 3 months. And, NO.

I don't even understand double sinks. Not only do I not want to excrete in front of anyone, I don't want to brush my teeth with them.

No.

OMG!

June said excrete.

The world is gonna explode!!!

or maybe just me!!