Why can't I.....

Medusa · 08-29-2012, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by LaneyDoll

Aside from that fact that this thread has had me laughing so hard that I started to choke, regained my composure only to start laughing (and choking again) I have to say that MY FAVE thing about this thread...

is that everyone is getting along and no one is arguing at all. It is really nice to see

Bodily functions are universal!!

And it's even better when people admit that it's FUNNY!

I am 35 years old and I laugh every.single.time. I hear someone fart.

Parker · 08-29-2012, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Novelafemme

OH NO YOU DI'INT!!!!

OH...OH....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Oh yes I do!! Friends teased me in the past, until they really thought about it - then they wanted to borrow my spray!

Also - my bathroom is right between the 2 bedrooms, but it's the spare room - my office - that stinks after someone is done in my bathroom, so I dont just light incense in the bathroom, I like one in the office as well. I take care of that shit (pun intended)!

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Originally Posted by princessbelle

Maybe we could form a support group and get each other's phone numbers and call for back up.

Like...say i call Novelafemme

"Hey this is belle i gotta do the dirty and Bully is in the living room watching TV and i'm stressing out"

Novelafemme could say something like...

"It's ok, just wait until a good part of the ballgame comes on as a distraction and sneak off to the bathroom".

Then i say...

"I CAN'T WAIT. I'M CROWNING. I NEED HELP."

or something along those lines.

I think you all should have a phone tree - then when one of you needs to visit the head, you can call someone on the phone tree and she can call your SO and keep them occupied while you are ... well, occupied! lol

Medusa · 08-29-2012, 10:51 PM

Do you all observe "poop stall" etiquette when in public restrooms?

(The poop stall is the one that is furthest from the door!)

Scuba · 08-29-2012, 10:54 PM

....just retire

Corkey · 08-29-2012, 10:55 PM

I use the handicapped, placement is out of my hands....

Parker · 08-29-2012, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Medusa

Do you all observe "poop stall" etiquette when in public restrooms?

(The poop stall is the one that is furthest from the door!)

Being the big gal that I am, I try to use the handicap stall if it's available so I can (a) have the room that the small person stalls do not provide and (b) I can use the railings so I dont fall in!

Otherwise, I just try to get as far away from the other occupied stalls as I can - and, of course, I use my spray.

Electrocell · 08-29-2012, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Medusa

Do you all observe "poop stall" etiquette when in public restrooms?

(The poop stall is the one that is furthest from the door!)

There's etiquette in public restrooms ?

Medusa · 08-29-2012, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Electrocell

There's etiquette in public restrooms ?

Ok, now I know who doesn't "courtesy flush"!! LOLOLOL

Electrocell · 08-29-2012, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Medusa

Ok, now I know who doesn't "courtesy flush"!! LOLOLOL

LOL got me.

sierragirrl · 08-29-2012, 11:15 PM

i can honestly say the one place i could not go poo was when i was dressed in orange.i did learn how the girls freshin up after they have gone poo.it's baby powder,just squeeze the bottle and it was smellin pretty good.some of them did the courtesy flush.my fav was when people used the potty in the middle of the night the toilets suck so hard it hurts ur ears.
by the time i was set free i had a jail baby ready to be delivered.

Electrocell · 08-29-2012, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by sierragirrl

i can honestly say the one place i could not go poo was when i was dressed in orange.i did learn how the girls freshin up after they have gone poo.it's baby powder,just squeeze the bottle and it was smellin pretty good.some of them did the courtesy flush.my fav was when people used the potty in the middle of the night the toilets suck so hard it hurts ur ears.
by the time i was set free i had a jail baby ready to be delivered.

Aren't those toilets in the open in those stalls (spent one night --that was enough in jail). I wouldn't of went either lol.

Breathless · 08-30-2012, 10:52 AM

Maybe it is just me, but I would rather turn green holding it, then use a public bathroom, and do the walk of shame if anyone was there, to a) hear it, and have to hide my face when I came out of the stall or B) smell it, and look at me like I was the culprit..
I just cant do it, I will hold it till I get home, even if that is hours or even sometimes days. Just can't.

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Originally Posted by Medusa

Do you all observe "poop stall" etiquette when in public restrooms?

(The poop stall is the one that is furthest from the door!)

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sierragirrl Member How Do You Identify?: .... Relationship Status: <3 Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: ..... Posts: 783 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,417 Thanked 2,870 Times in 667 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	i can honestly say the one place i could not go poo was when i was dressed in orange.i did learn how the girls freshin up after they have gone poo.it's baby powder,just squeeze the bottle and it was smellin pretty good.some of them did the courtesy flush.my fav was when people used the potty in the middle of the night the toilets suck so hard it hurts ur ears. by the time i was set free i had a jail baby ready to be delivered.