BIC pens for her sparks snarkfest on Amazon

bright_arrow · 08-31-2012, 02:27 PM

All I can say is WOW!

NJFemmie · 08-31-2012, 02:39 PM

These are my favorites:

~This is a very functional pen. My only concern is that it might be a little TOO empowering for women. I would suggest swapping out the ballpoint tip for a rubber stamp that says, "Yes sir," or "I heart pink," or "Can you please open this jar for me?"

~Very PC I'm sure to have a For Her pen, but where are the transgender pens? I'm torn between a For Her bic and the standard masculine variety. It's as if Bic think transgender people don't exist.

~Freud was right - I have been suffering from pen envy as being a woman I have the wrong gender/writing implement alignment. I can never have a real pen like men have so thank you Bic for curing my dysfunctional psyche by giving me a "pen" of my own...

~ I am a full-figured gal with full-figured hands, and I need a pen built for me. The Bic For Her made my rear end look enormous! It barely fit me. My best friend, who still buys clothes in the Junior section, loves these, but she looks great using ANY pen. I hate her sometimes.

~I used my new pen to write a letter to my local Congressman requesting equal pay for women and a preservation of my reproductive rights... and then the ground began to shake, the world around me crumbled into flames and molten stone, everything went black, and I was torn asunder from the universe. Did I use it wrong????

~But wait a moment - once the women get the pens, what are they supposed to write on? Man paper?

~Ate a whole box yesterday for breakfast. Taste like strawberry licorice and oppression.

~ME NEEDED PEN FOR TO WRITE. ME PICK UP PEN. PEN SMALL. PEN SAY 'FOR WO MAN'. ME MAN. ME USE PEN. PEN NO WRITE! WHY PEN NO WRITE! PEN BREAK WHEN MAN SLAM PEN INTO MAN CAVE BRICK WALL. PEN GONE. STILL NEED PEN. STILL NEED WRITE. BIC PEN FOR WO MAN NO WORK FOR ME MAN. WHAT 'WO' MEAN?

~Fortunately, Bic has now invented what I've been seeking my whole life. A pen I can operate using my vagina.

chefhmboyrd · 08-31-2012, 02:43 PM

Does it require an applicator?

NJFemmie · 08-31-2012, 02:45 PM

The real question is ... is it perfume scented?

That could be the deal breaker for me.

The_Lady_Snow · 08-31-2012, 02:45 PM

~Personally, I like to do all my writing with a dagger dipped in the blood of sexist dinosaurs, but that's just me.....

My favorite!!!!

Way to FAIL BIC! Know you're audience!

NJFemmie · 08-31-2012, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

~Personally, I like to do all my writing with a dagger dipped in the blood of sexist dinosaurs, but that's just me.....

My favorite!!!!

Way to FAIL BIC! Know you're audience!

That's HAWT.

NJFemmie · 08-31-2012, 02:48 PM

Hey?!? Will it make me a sammich??
(cause isn't that what women do?)

G Snap! · 08-31-2012, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie

Hey?!? Will it make me a sammich??
(cause isn't that what women do?)

Apparently not, according to this review from Anoop Karir from Essex, UK:

"I bought this for my wife as it specifically says that the pen has been designed for a woman's hands, but when my wife excitedly opened the box (I obviously had to rip it open with my man-hands first as the card was far too thick for her dainty fingers), i did in fact notice that, contrary to my understanding, the pen was shaped nothing like an iron! Nor was it the colour of a dishcloth!
I dont understand how on Earth any woman is going to be able to use these, or at least understand it is designed for them when it lacks even the basic characteristics which makes it 'designed for women'."

Novelafemme · 08-31-2012, 02:52 PM

Does it fart unicorns and bunnies?

G Snap! · 08-31-2012, 02:43 PM

My love, she is an Amber Medium
That slips within my fingers' warm caress
And flows so smooth, that halting tedium
Were by this rendered fairly in redress.
Too soft! Some say, for woman's hand to find,
Too palely light, too gender'd or too thin,
But know they not, that prattle in this kind,
The joy this slender box doth grasp therein.
Thou wert not made for men's eyes, noble BIC!
Thy form and softly sheen are for mine own.
O never be it said thou art a trick
Of basest marketers and pranksters sown.
Thus glitt'ring from the Amber shines the lamp, on
Beauty's fairest form - belike, a tampon.

Another review.

This sh!t is craking me up!

08-31-2012, 02:39 PM	#2
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,419 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	These are my favorites: ~This is a very functional pen. My only concern is that it might be a little TOO empowering for women. I would suggest swapping out the ballpoint tip for a rubber stamp that says, "Yes sir," or "I heart pink," or "Can you please open this jar for me?" ~Very PC I'm sure to have a For Her pen, but where are the transgender pens? I'm torn between a For Her bic and the standard masculine variety. It's as if Bic think transgender people don't exist. ~Freud was right - I have been suffering from pen envy as being a woman I have the wrong gender/writing implement alignment. I can never have a real pen like men have so thank you Bic for curing my dysfunctional psyche by giving me a "pen" of my own... ~ I am a full-figured gal with full-figured hands, and I need a pen built for me. The Bic For Her made my rear end look enormous! It barely fit me. My best friend, who still buys clothes in the Junior section, loves these, but she looks great using ANY pen. I hate her sometimes. ~I used my new pen to write a letter to my local Congressman requesting equal pay for women and a preservation of my reproductive rights... and then the ground began to shake, the world around me crumbled into flames and molten stone, everything went black, and I was torn asunder from the universe. Did I use it wrong???? ~But wait a moment - once the women get the pens, what are they supposed to write on? Man paper? ~Ate a whole box yesterday for breakfast. Taste like strawberry licorice and oppression. ~ME NEEDED PEN FOR TO WRITE. ME PICK UP PEN. PEN SMALL. PEN SAY 'FOR WO MAN'. ME MAN. ME USE PEN. PEN NO WRITE! WHY PEN NO WRITE! PEN BREAK WHEN MAN SLAM PEN INTO MAN CAVE BRICK WALL. PEN GONE. STILL NEED PEN. STILL NEED WRITE. BIC PEN FOR WO MAN NO WORK FOR ME MAN. WHAT 'WO' MEAN? ~Fortunately, Bic has now invented what I've been seeking my whole life. A pen I can operate using my vagina. __________________

08-31-2012, 02:43 PM	#3
chefhmboyrd Senior Member How Do You Identify?: man Preferred Pronoun?: beef Relationship Status: Uncle Daddy Snap Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: nashvegas Posts: 1,607 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,411 Thanked 2,846 Times in 898 Posts Rep Power: 14271905	Does it require an applicator? __________________ what's a cowboy got to do to get a drink around here?

08-31-2012, 02:45 PM	#4
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,419 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	The real question is ... is it perfume scented? That could be the deal breaker for me. __________________

08-31-2012, 02:45 PM	#5
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08-31-2012, 02:48 PM	#7
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,419 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Hey?!? Will it make me a sammich?? (cause isn't that what women do?) __________________

08-31-2012, 02:27 PM	#1
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08-31-2012, 02:52 PM	#9
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08-31-2012, 02:43 PM	#10
G Snap! Member How Do You Identify?: gay. I'm very happy, thank you! Preferred Pronoun?: Miss Relationship Status: Chefhmboyrd's seeing eye blonde Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Nashvegas Posts: 253 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 412 Thanked 1,109 Times in 229 Posts Rep Power: 6596929	Omg! My love, she is an Amber Medium That slips within my fingers' warm caress And flows so smooth, that halting tedium Were by this rendered fairly in redress. Too soft! Some say, for woman's hand to find, Too palely light, too gender'd or too thin, But know they not, that prattle in this kind, The joy this slender box doth grasp therein. Thou wert not made for men's eyes, noble BIC! Thy form and softly sheen are for mine own. O never be it said thou art a trick Of basest marketers and pranksters sown. Thus glitt'ring from the Amber shines the lamp, on Beauty's fairest form - belike, a tampon. Another review. This sh!t is craking me up!