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09-05-2012, 07:58 PM
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That awkward moment when you receive an email from employee you fired asking for a reference for a job working with another ex-employee who left because he could no longer work with the employee you fired.
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09-05-2012, 08:02 PM
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09-05-2012, 08:15 PM
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that awkward moment when you meet a friend for Wings Wednesday at Pizza Hut and you're waited on by a cute, young person that's waited on you before, who makes you wonder (because of how she carries herself and presents) if we have had a "baby butch sighting"?"...which makes us smile...and then the awkward moment after she leaves our table and we fuss back-n-forth about which one of us she's hitting on? She sure does love to give my companion some special attention and always brings them a plate of fresh specialty pizza from the buffet. I've never had anyone serve me when I order the buffet...
 but it's cute to watch her interactions with us...and her young swagger and confidence.
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09-05-2012, 08:39 PM
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That awkward moment when your sister finds a dildo stored by a box containing a nativity scene.....
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...yea..... 
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09-05-2012, 08:46 PM
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09-05-2012, 08:47 PM
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moving forward and not looking back... anything is possible! 
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... when you sit down and pen a hot, graphic, detailed erotic email to your SO and hit SEND, and realize you just sent that highly erotic piece of penmanship to your sister.
Yeah.
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09-09-2012, 06:51 PM
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I was leaving my client's apartment building to go shopping.... Iheard a noise in a dogwood tree...and when I Looked up there was a squirrel there, munching on a goodie. I stood and talked up at him for a minute...asked him what he was eating....don't judge me...i do this....SO....he was looking at me while I was talking ...then he drops what he's eating and goes up the tree....I picked up his "treat" which was a dogwood fruit, and sniffed it...then....I nibbled on the untainted edge....and right at that moment... I notice 2 old ladies sitting on the balcony watching me
I told them we can all learn something from nature if we try....lol But I DONT recommend dogwood fruit...some things Should be left to nature  I got a protein bar while I was out instead  
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09-10-2012, 09:02 AM
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that awkward moment when you're wearing headphones listening to music loudly (all into it), drinking coffee and someone touches you, causing you to become startled and coffee flying everywhere.
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09-29-2012, 06:09 PM
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10-12-2012, 10:15 PM
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I did that..... instead of my girl.............laughin....I sent it to my Women's Studies Professor (this was in SE New Mexico) who was a woman............and it was a dirty nasty kinky rape scene story complete with knives and rope and blindfolds.....she never looked at me the same after that........<smirk>
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10-12-2012, 10:48 PM
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Can you say awkward ....
Went to dinner with some new friends and was on my best behavior. I noticed the special board as I was seated and decided to order linguine and calamari. I had just started to acquire a taste for calamari. So when it came to the table, it was served with a clear broth. So after a few min., some one asked me how was my dinner. I said, well, it's good, but I've never had calamari served like this, where I could see the testicles and all. As soon as that left my mouth, I wanted to climb under the table. Tentacles!Tentacles! Didn't finish it, boxed it up and tossed it before I got home...lol
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10-12-2012, 10:54 PM
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masculine ones work best... Relationship Status:
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When...
A staff from another extension in the building is goofing off over the phone and I tell her I can't talk anymore cause I'm kinda busy... So I hang up with her and go back to scraping old tape off the desk where posted signs once were... Just to have a senior staff point out, "You didn't have time to talk with her, why? Oh cause you're scraping off old tape from the desk?" 
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09-05-2012, 08:08 PM
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that awkward moment when you realize you said the exact thing you shouldnt during a job interview...
that awkward moment when you wake someone up because you think they are late for work and its their day off...
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01-17-2013, 11:20 PM
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that awkward moment when...
you are translating for someone and you get so carried away with the conversation and forget to switch languages and wonder why the person is just looking at you smiling... Awkward!
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01-18-2013, 12:59 AM
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You have to come out to your Dad again.
I really think he is losing it, we have had long conversations over the years and tonight he was actually surprised and insisted I had never told him. His wife had to tell him I had as he didn't believe me. I have to say it was awkward and just a bit scary as I wondered what was going on in his brain.
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01-18-2013, 01:02 AM
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Your bedsheets are trying to either tango with you, or kill you.
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01-20-2013, 12:04 PM
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New girl who joined the "girl" group
...so we are talking...suddenly new girl asks...
NG: Do you have a boyfriend? Me: Oh yes I have several. NG: They don't get jealous? Me: oh, no they are all gay honey. We have dinners, talk about child rearring, we talk about fashion, politics, and the latest on pinterest. NG: Are you gay? Me: Everyday. NG: Are you into girls? Me: I would be a pedofile if I did, wouldn't I? I prefer women. NG: Do you think I am hot? ME: I think not. Awkward!... Some conversations should come in flashcards and as soon as you hear that "not so bright first line" you can hand them the card and walk away...
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02-08-2013, 03:29 PM
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That awkward moment when you'd rather beat the remote to make it work than change the batteries!
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02-08-2013, 03:34 PM
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That awkward moment when you're typing and see that your friend has started
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