That awkward moment when.. - Page 2

Poss · 12-03-2015, 05:48 AM

Can you say awkward ....

Went to dinner with some new friends and was on my best behavior. I noticed the special board as I was seated and decided to order linguine and calamari. I had just started to acquire a taste for calamari. So when it came to the table, it was served with a clear broth. So after a few min., some one asked me how was my dinner. I said, well, it's good, but I've never had calamari served like this, where I could see the testicles and all.

As soon as that left my mouth, I wanted to climb under the table. Tentacles!Tentacles!

Didn't finish it, boxed it up and tossed it before I got home...lol

...too funny!

cinnamongrrl · 12-09-2015, 08:49 PM

That awkward moment when you get allllll excited to see a new post in one of your favorite (subscribed) threads....only to realize...it was you who posted there....

Gayandgray · 06-17-2016, 07:48 PM

That awkward moment when you have a friend, a good buddy, that you like hanging out with and they tell you that they like you as more than a friend.

But you don't feel that way about them.

Poss · 06-20-2016, 08:21 AM

As I'm walking up the aisle at Bunnings, chatting away to my partner; only to discover she has wandered off and a stranger is there instead.

Lecheloco · 06-20-2016, 08:53 AM

Tamw you go to use your phone and notice that you have been butt calling people at midnight lol

jac · 10-12-2012, 10:54 PM

When...

A staff from another extension in the building is goofing off over the phone and I tell her I can't talk anymore cause I'm kinda busy... So I hang up with her and go back to scraping old tape off the desk where posted signs once were... Just to have a senior staff point out, "You didn't have time to talk with her, why? Oh cause you're scraping off old tape from the desk?"

cinnamongrrl · 10-13-2012, 04:49 PM

this increasingly awkward moment.....when your boss is dictating on Dragon...a "love" letter to his new Filipino girl friend.....while you are in the room...and it the letter turns....ummmm.... a bit torrid.....and there's NO WHERE to run to....nowhere to hide.....

12-03-2015, 05:48 AM	#1
Poss Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Gay, Lesbian, Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Legally Married in 2018 Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Victoria, Australia Posts: 38 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 55 Thanked 160 Times in 33 Posts Rep Power: 1932747	Besame's one totally cracked me up ...in a fit of laughter Can you say awkward .... Went to dinner with some new friends and was on my best behavior. I noticed the special board as I was seated and decided to order linguine and calamari. I had just started to acquire a taste for calamari. So when it came to the table, it was served with a clear broth. So after a few min., some one asked me how was my dinner. I said, well, it's good, but I've never had calamari served like this, where I could see the testicles and all. As soon as that left my mouth, I wanted to climb under the table. Tentacles!Tentacles! Didn't finish it, boxed it up and tossed it before I got home...lol ...too funny!

12-09-2015, 08:49 PM	#2
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Poss Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Gay, Lesbian, Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Legally Married in 2018 Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Victoria, Australia Posts: 38 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 55 Thanked 160 Times in 33 Posts Rep Power: 1932747	That awkward moment when ... As I'm walking up the aisle at Bunnings, chatting away to my partner; only to discover she has wandered off and a stranger is there instead.

06-20-2016, 08:53 AM	#5
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10-13-2012, 04:49 PM	#7
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,661 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,232 Thanked 27,597 Times in 6,955 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	this increasingly awkward moment.....when your boss is dictating on Dragon...a "love" letter to his new Filipino girl friend.....while you are in the room...and it the letter turns....ummmm.... a bit torrid.....and there's NO WHERE to run to....nowhere to hide.....