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09-05-2012, 08:47 PM
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... when you sit down and pen a hot, graphic, detailed erotic email to your SO and hit SEND, and realize you just sent that highly erotic piece of penmanship to your sister.
Yeah.
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09-09-2012, 06:51 PM
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I was leaving my client's apartment building to go shopping.... Iheard a noise in a dogwood tree...and when I Looked up there was a squirrel there, munching on a goodie. I stood and talked up at him for a minute...asked him what he was eating....don't judge me...i do this....SO....he was looking at me while I was talking ...then he drops what he's eating and goes up the tree....I picked up his "treat" which was a dogwood fruit, and sniffed it...then....I nibbled on the untainted edge....and right at that moment... I notice 2 old ladies sitting on the balcony watching me
.gif "Say What?") I told them we can all learn something from nature if we try....lol But I DONT recommend dogwood fruit...some things Should be left to nature  I got a protein bar while I was out instead  
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09-10-2012, 09:02 AM
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that awkward moment when you're wearing headphones listening to music loudly (all into it), drinking coffee and someone touches you, causing you to become startled and coffee flying everywhere.
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09-10-2012, 01:13 PM
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That awkward moment when...
you are walking "in" while someone else is walking "out" of the doors to a store and you both do the back and forth dance moves till someone stops and lets the other pass first... Never does this happen with women, just men. Women get the right-away lol |
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09-17-2012, 03:18 AM
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That awkward moment when you run into an old friend or neighbor, And while they are talking you miss most of the conversation because you are trying to remember their name. Or you have to ask that person their name 2 or 3 times during that conversation because you keep forgetting it while they are talking.
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09-29-2012, 02:49 PM
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That awkward moment when....your boss asks you to proof read/edit/and contribute.....to a love letter he's writing to his new foreign girlfriend
WHO..by the by...may put me out of a job if she ever does come state side.... Here's hoping we have moved by the time THAT happens...
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09-29-2012, 03:12 PM
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i wanna ask my Ms a question and it is sabotaged by Her sadism!!! <3 Her!!!
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09-29-2012, 05:04 PM
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06-20-2013, 08:29 PM
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When you go to a family wedding with your boyfriend and your parents. And your parents don't know that your boyfriend is FtM. And they've known him for a while and they love him to pieces but you're not really sure how they'll do with the full story. And you get to the wedding and you've been in the car for three hours and your boyfriend excuses himself to the men's room. And your Father (who a moment ago was fixing the back of your boyfriend's shirt collar and tie for him) follows him to the bathroom. So you go to the women's room in a little bit of a panic about it and your mom follows you and from the stall next to you starts going on and on about how much she loves your boyfriend and everything little thing that she loves about him. And you're dying a little because you have no idea what's going on next door and you don't know if your father just figured out that your boyfriend isn't exactly set up to pee at the urinal next to him.
(It all turned out fine, by the way, but woohoo was that a lot to have go down at once)! And this story was even better when told from my guy's perspective, who thankfully has a great sense of humor. |
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09-29-2012, 06:09 PM
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09-29-2012, 06:47 PM
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When you accidently hit the wrong number on speed dial and start talking dirty to the wrong person.
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09-29-2012, 06:51 PM
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That moment when you realize you've been wearing your shirt not just inside out but backwards all day and NO ONE said a thing to you.... really?? wth??
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09-30-2012, 06:50 PM
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LOL this happened to me once...I got a new scrub top...and I had an early shift at the hospital. I got dressed half asleep and in the dark so as not to wake my then GF....Got to work...and couldnt figure out WHY they would put the pockets of the top SO far back I couldnt put anything in them! Finally another PCA gave me the fyi... :P awww memories..... Thanks for the giggle! |
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09-30-2012, 09:01 PM
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09-30-2012, 09:23 PM
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That awkward moment when you say "So, you're one of those young doctor's that nobody trusts." to a doctor. to her face. in front of your boss. *sigh* I MEANNNTTTT "It's impressive that you became a doctor so young, I bet you have to work harder to prove yourself. Way to go!"
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Yeah, I'm mean like that.
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Not the younger one, the much more liberal and open one, but to the older, religious, more prudish one. This was a couple of years ago and I still am mortified to think of it.
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10-12-2012, 10:15 PM
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I did that..... instead of my girl.............laughin....I sent it to my Women's Studies Professor (this was in SE New Mexico) who was a woman............and it was a dirty nasty kinky rape scene story complete with knives and rope and blindfolds.....she never looked at me the same after that........<smirk>
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10-12-2012, 10:48 PM
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Can you say awkward ....
Went to dinner with some new friends and was on my best behavior. I noticed the special board as I was seated and decided to order linguine and calamari. I had just started to acquire a taste for calamari. So when it came to the table, it was served with a clear broth. So after a few min., some one asked me how was my dinner. I said, well, it's good, but I've never had calamari served like this, where I could see the testicles and all. As soon as that left my mouth, I wanted to climb under the table. Tentacles!Tentacles! Didn't finish it, boxed it up and tossed it before I got home...lol
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10-12-2012, 10:50 PM
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you are personal training a client and you let out a fart!
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