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Old 11-16-2009, 12:22 PM   #1
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Old 11-16-2009, 12:25 PM   #2
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I want the cat to stop using the couch as a scratching post. We have tried the "organic " spray, we have tried the sticky paw sheets and I have tried chasing her (we end up just going round and round the coffee table). I've run out of ideas. Oh, and we tried spraying her with water. That doesn't work either. She just stands there and glares at me.

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Old 11-16-2009, 02:51 PM   #5
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...see the ocean and feel the cool breeze

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Old 11-16-2009, 07:20 PM   #6
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Could I make you a cake maybe? I will do it from scratch... no box mixes or anything... It just seems like you really need a cake...
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Old 11-16-2009, 10:01 PM   #7
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I want the cat to stop using the couch as a scratching post. We have tried the "organic " spray, we have tried the sticky paw sheets and I have tried chasing her (we end up just going round and round the coffee table). I've run out of ideas. Oh, and we tried spraying her with water. That doesn't work either. She just stands there and glares at me.

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Does she detest the sound of plastic, like bubble wrap? Wrap the legs in bubble wrap and cover as much of the sofa as you can in it. It might work if she doesn't like the sound, but if she gets off on popping the bubbles, then you are in trouble.

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Old 11-17-2009, 02:09 PM   #8
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Could I make you a cake maybe? I will do it from scratch... no box mixes or anything... It just seems like you really need a cake...
JLJ, that is so sweet of you to offer to make me a cake. I am having a horribly bad craving for cake....you see, I am quite addicted to cake...it is my food/drug of choice!

I neeeeeeed cake!
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JLJ, that is so sweet of you to offer to make me a cake. I am having a horribly bad craving for cake....you see, I am quite addicted to cake...it is my food/drug of choice!

I neeeeeeed cake!
OK... so, I made you a cake, unfortunately, you will never get to eat it but I have to say it was delicious. It was a lemon cake with a pineapple filling. I did take a picture for you...

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It sounds delicious! What a sweetie! Thank you!
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