What Cracked You Up Today?

Martina · 09-08-2012, 02:21 PM

today's star trek google doodle -- click on various things from the beginning.

Gentle Tiger · 09-08-2012, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Martina

today's star trek google doodle -- click on various things from the beginning.

I played with this multiple times yesterday! I really enjoyed the tribles(sp)! lol

SugarFemme · 09-08-2012, 03:31 PM

I must be one twisted little shit LOL. When my AC went out today, for some reason, the irony of it cracked me up. Vegas in September and no AC.

jac · 09-08-2012, 05:26 PM

Two staff talking about coffee...

perv staff: how do you like your coffee?
clueless staff: hot, creamy, sweet
Perv staff: *raging laughter* oh really?
clueless staff: *puzzled expression* yes, why?
me: ignore her she's got a gutter mind
clueless staff: *cont'd puzzled look* i'm not getting it
perv staff: and you probably never will! stick to the coffee

lusciouskiwi · 09-09-2012, 09:40 PM

Dude, you slapped a fish.

LeftWriteFemme · 09-12-2012, 09:08 AM

girl_dee · 09-12-2012, 02:26 PM

when i answer the phone and someone says

"Can you have Bren call me, i've got a turkey in the yard for 5 days now and i don't know how to get rid of it*

Kenna · 09-14-2012, 07:11 PM

a text from Blade...

"If I were a sticky trap where would I be?" ...

coming from a guy that's always asking where he laid his glasses down?

Kenna · 09-26-2012, 01:23 PM

so I received an email from a friend..one of those mass-forwarded ones that have a dozen people in the send-To box and the message asks you to send it to a dozen more..
I've always hated those and mostly delete them because I get so many that it overloads my inbox.

well, for some reason I open this one .. but found the list of recipients interesting ...some from State offices, some yahoo, etc ... but it was the ones that ended in "@leathermiracles.com" that caught my attention ... ;-)
it cracked me up to find it was nothing like I had imagined!!!
my imagination was running away with me...

I tell ya... working at home with little socialization lately is making me find entertainment in strange places.. like reading the recipient names instead of the actual email!

Kenna · 09-30-2012, 08:41 PM

a little brother said in his little voice to his really big sister...
"look, you need this, it's sparkly and it's a zebra!"

09-09-2012, 09:40 PM	#5
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09-12-2012, 09:08 AM	#6
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09-14-2012, 07:11 PM	#8
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	a text from Blade... "If I were a sticky trap where would I be?" ... coming from a guy that's always asking where he laid his glasses down? __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

09-26-2012, 01:23 PM	#9
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	so I received an email from a friend..one of those mass-forwarded ones that have a dozen people in the send-To box and the message asks you to send it to a dozen more.. I've always hated those and mostly delete them because I get so many that it overloads my inbox. well, for some reason I open this one .. but found the list of recipients interesting ...some from State offices, some yahoo, etc ... but it was the ones that ended in "@leathermiracles.com" that caught my attention ... ;-) it cracked me up to find it was nothing like I had imagined!!! my imagination was running away with me... I tell ya... working at home with little socialization lately is making me find entertainment in strange places.. like reading the recipient names instead of the actual email! __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

09-30-2012, 08:41 PM	#10
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	While at the store... a little brother said in his little voice to his really big sister... "look, you need this, it's sparkly and it's a zebra!" __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

09-08-2012, 02:21 PM	#1
Martina Senior Member How Do You Identify?: * Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: * Posts: 4,999 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,409 Thanked 18,283 Times in 4,166 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	today's star trek google doodle -- click on various things from the beginning.

09-08-2012, 03:31 PM	#3
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09-08-2012, 05:26 PM	#4
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