What will you NEVER be caught doing??

Novelafemme · 09-12-2012, 02:54 PM

1. Walking on cement if there is grass nearby.
2. Wearing a fanny-pack.
3. Sucking my thumb.
4. Eating blackeyed peas.
5. Swimming in the deep parts of the ocean where sharks can and will eat me.
6. Saying "I seen" instead of "I saw".
7. Leaving the house without approximately 5-10 tubes of chapstick.

Sparkle · 09-12-2012, 03:20 PM

Writing reports *before* the last minute.

Novelafemme · 09-12-2012, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparkle

Writing reports *before* the last minute.

I resemble that remark!

yotlyolqualli · 09-12-2012, 05:27 PM

I will never be caught...

without my prayer veiling on (unless you are my spouse (future) or dr.)

disobeying said future spouse (that will raise some eyebrows)

cheating on my spouse (when partnered)

flirting with a partnered woman

intentionally hurting or being cruel to someone or something (except the tick I starved to death in a pringles can)

having sex with someone I am not in love with

bungee jumping

playing with spiders

eating bugs

eating sushi

doing drugs of any kind

drinking or smoking

disrespecting God... mine or yours

hating

being with someone just to be with someone

settling, instead of holding out for the best

using someone to further myself, for any reason

..... that's it, for now.

Vivacious1 · 09-12-2012, 06:22 PM

*lying
*ganging up on someone, just because
*being seen without a diet coke
*killing a bug
*wearing sweatpants to walmart
*wearing stretchpants

StrongButch · 09-12-2012, 07:22 PM

Eating eggplant,lima beans,okra or owning one of those hairless dogs (lol) or riding a bicycle naked (lol)

Scuba · 09-12-2012, 10:39 PM

I will never be caught watching another episode of Honey Boo Boo...

...It makes me sad to see people lower themselves for other people's entertainment and the money.

09-12-2012, 03:20 PM	#2
Sparkle Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, please Relationship Status: Loved Up Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Western MA Posts: 2,183 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,001 Thanked 6,554 Times in 1,553 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Writing reports before the last minute. __________________ I am made of stars

09-12-2012, 05:27 PM	#4
yotlyolqualli Member How Do You Identify?: submissive femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: moving forward and not looking back... anything is possible! Join Date: May 2012 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 242 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,206 Thanked 1,272 Times in 184 Posts Rep Power: 21357560	I will never be caught... without my prayer veiling on (unless you are my spouse (future) or dr.) disobeying said future spouse (that will raise some eyebrows) cheating on my spouse (when partnered) flirting with a partnered woman intentionally hurting or being cruel to someone or something (except the tick I starved to death in a pringles can) having sex with someone I am not in love with bungee jumping playing with spiders eating bugs eating sushi doing drugs of any kind drinking or smoking disrespecting God... mine or yours hating being with someone just to be with someone settling, instead of holding out for the best using someone to further myself, for any reason ..... that's it, for now. __________________ ~Love is a verb~

09-12-2012, 06:22 PM	#5
Vivacious1 Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: femme Relationship Status: taken Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Louisiana Posts: 220 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 195 Thanked 795 Times in 178 Posts Rep Power: 6042526	lying ganging up on someone, just because being seen without a diet coke killing a bug wearing sweatpants to walmart wearing stretchpants __________________ Well behaved women rarely make history ...

09-12-2012, 07:22 PM	#6
StrongButch Member How Do You Identify?: I see the world thru a lens Preferred Pronoun?: Yes Boss Relationship Status: Chillin out with awesome women Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: San Francisco Posts: 1,376 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,018 Thanked 4,183 Times in 1,180 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Things would get caught doing Eating eggplant,lima beans,okra or owning one of those hairless dogs (lol) or riding a bicycle naked (lol)

09-12-2012, 10:39 PM	#7
Scuba Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Flying Solo Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: PNW Posts: 2,258 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,749 Thanked 8,047 Times in 1,618 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I will never be caught watching another episode of Honey Boo Boo... ...It makes me sad to see people lower themselves for other people's entertainment and the money. __________________ https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-X...etuwo1_500.jpg ~~Bob Richardson~~

09-12-2012, 02:54 PM	#1
Novelafemme Timed Out - TOS Drama How Do You Identify?: ........ Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: ........ Posts: 2,402 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,981 Thanked 8,925 Times in 1,834 Posts Rep Power: 0	1. Walking on cement if there is grass nearby. 2. Wearing a fanny-pack. 3. Sucking my thumb. 4. Eating blackeyed peas. 5. Swimming in the deep parts of the ocean where sharks can and will eat me. 6. Saying "I seen" instead of "I saw". 7. Leaving the house without approximately 5-10 tubes of chapstick.