A Funny Letter

bright_arrow · 09-12-2012, 11:48 PM

Dear Bard,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when when you put cuffs on me at the mental hospital and I saw you hit on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I may pee my pants. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember the pep talks and our friendship is ruined.

Go drown yourself,

desd

09-12-2012, 11:48 PM	#1
bright_arrow ☆ the stars are aligned ☆ How Do You Identify?: one queer mama Preferred Pronoun?: she/her Relationship Status: married to my Boo Daddy <3 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: nor cal Posts: 2,910 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,644 Thanked 9,363 Times in 2,296 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Dear Bard, I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when when you put cuffs on me at the mental hospital and I saw you hit on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I may pee my pants. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember the pep talks and our friendship is ruined. Go drown yourself, desd