If you knocked on my door today....

thedivahrrrself · 09-18-2012, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Dance-with-me

If any new never-met friend showed up at my door, I'd be initially mortified at the state of my house (boxes and people and mess everywhere), then additionally mortified at the treatment you'd get from my ex who is still living there (along with his junkie daughter, her loser freeloader boyfriend/babydaddy #3, and her 3 kids - two of which I've raised for most of their lives).

I'd shuffle you out the door, walk with you to my town's little coffee shop, diner or bar (depending on time of day), get to know you, and beg you to. One.back again in 24 days when they all FINALLY move out.

If you showed up at my door, I'd give you my couch and chaise and beg you to get them off my hands.

*Anya* · 09-18-2012, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by thedivahrrrself

If you showed up at my door, I'd give you my couch and chaise and beg you to get them off my hands.

If you showed up @ my door, first I would have to curtsy because, after all, you are the Queen of Awesomeness.

Then I would invite you in for your beverage of choice, have you sit and enjoy that brain and sense of humor of yours and would thoroughly enjoy my time with you.

Oh! I would also ask you how the hell you walk in those very high heels and ask if you would give me lessons like Miss Jay or Mr. Jay would on America's Next Top Model!

Bèsame* · 04-20-2013, 03:36 PM

I'd answer, and be thankful it was house cleaning day. You would smell the candles burning. I'd give you a house tour, especially to my fav room *wink*. That room explains so much about me. I'd offer you a drink and we would sit on the back porch and chat. Oh, turn on some music and perhaps, you would ask me to dance as the sun set.

JAGG · 04-22-2013, 04:35 PM

I would give you your fav drink, and fire up the grill . We could catch up over dinner and just go where the night leads us. My steaks are pretty darn good, that has to be worth something.

sis · 04-22-2013, 06:27 PM

..... to my sanctuary. You're welcome to use whatever you find ..... I especially encourage you to sit outside on the balcony as the sun is setting ..... enjoying the view ..... listening to the frogs greeting the night. I'll join you with a basket of yarn for quiet conversation and

. Make yourself at home!

04-22-2013, 04:35 PM	#4
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04-22-2013, 06:27 PM	#5
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04-20-2013, 03:36 PM	#3
Bèsame* Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femm Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: loved by many Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Closer to the waves Posts: 15,374 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,109 Thanked 40,937 Times in 10,727 Posts Rep Power: 21474864	I'd answer, and be thankful it was house cleaning day. You would smell the candles burning. I'd give you a house tour, especially to my fav room wink. That room explains so much about me. I'd offer you a drink and we would sit on the back porch and chat. Oh, turn on some music and perhaps, you would ask me to dance as the sun set. __________________ kisses A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.