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Old 09-25-2012, 05:04 AM   #1
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Grumpy people!!!


What is up recently. Are the stars out of alignment. They are everywhere.

I saw a grumpy woman throw, yes THROW a half gallon of milk at a Walmart cashier the other day. Yes, Walmart cashiers can be frustrating but throwing a thing of milk?

Yesterday, I was sitting at a stop sign. It's one of those that stops you before entering a busy highway. It was right at lunch so the cars where pretty heavy. This lady was sitting there waiting to pull out. She must have been a nervous driver cause she kept starting and stopping. I guess she kept deciding she didn't have enough room. After about the third time, the man that was between me and the lady got out of his car, stomped up to the lady and started pounding on her trunk with both hands.

Last night at around midnight, my phone rang. It was one of those "withheld" numbers. I picked up and said hello. It was a wrong number. Well, nobody calls me that late so I was pretty freaked out. I thought something had happened to either my elderly parents or AJ. I know I sounded a little tense, but really how rude can one "hello" be? This yahoo starts yelling at me about not needing to be so rude, didn't mean to call wrong number, his person must have given him the wrong number. Well it took a couple minutes before I realized I could just hang up. Duh. What a JERK.


I swear, there is something grumpy making in our water right now and I really don't like it.
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- a preview for one of those news-interview-60minutes type shows -

interviewer, to a panel of women (paraphrasing): how many of you were raped by fellow soldiers while you were serving your country?

all the women raise a hand

interviewer: how many of your assailants served jail time?

none of the women raise a hand


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