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Old 11-18-2012, 03:07 PM   #1
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Speaking of the gut, I cannot tell yall how many times I've been driving and I'll hear a voice in my head that says, "you need to slow down". I've always ALWAYS slowed down and sure as my Momma loves me, I'll see a cop shooting radar at me. Every single time!

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Old 11-18-2012, 10:39 PM   #2
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Speaking of the gut, I cannot tell yall how many times I've been driving and I'll hear a voice in my head that says, "you need to slow down". I've always ALWAYS slowed down and sure as my Momma loves me, I'll see a cop shooting radar at me. Every single time!

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Ohhhhhhhhhhh this is so true!!!!

About 10 years ago i was headed to work one rainy morning. There was a motorcycle in front of me and i had followed him for about 5 miles or so. Now i'm a motorcycle friendly driver and watch for them and was not following too close. All of a sudden, something told me, back off. I poopooed it and kept my pace. Again i felt..."BACK OFF". Not only did i slow down i changed lanes.

Almost immediately the bike went down. He had to be going about 70mph. He slid about 100 feet at least with his bike in front of him. Luckily he had on big thick protective gear and a helmet. He was still bleeding some and had broken at least his leg. I stayed with him until EMS got there.

Point is...if i had stayed behind him, i would have for sure run him over, even at my distance due to the rain, when he went down.

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Ohhhhhhhhhhh this is so true!!!!

About 10 years ago i was headed to work one rainy morning. There was a motorcycle in front of me and i had followed him for about 5 miles or so. Now i'm a motorcycle friendly driver and watch for them and was not following too close. All of a sudden, something told me, back off. I poopooed it and kept my pace. Again i felt..."BACK OFF". Not only did i slow down i changed lanes.
I remember ignoring two very strong feelings once on the road and it ended up in disaster both times.

The first time I was driving behind a school bus and there was a sports car of some type behind me. I kept having a strong feeling to change lanes. I didn't. The sports car hit me. Six months later, I found out I had a herniated disc in my neck. It's 8 years later and I still experience terrible neck spasms from it.


The second time I was driving on the highway on an icy night and I got a very strong feeling to pull off at the first exit. I didn't. Not two seconds past said exit, I slid hard on a patch of ice, catapulted across two lanes of traffic, spun, and hit the guardrail, pretty much taking off the front end of my car. To make matters worse, the State Trooper that arrived on the scene was a complete and total jerk to me. My front end was jury-rigged with duct tape and a bungee cord for six months after that. Yeah, not fun.

So now when I feel something while I'm driving, I listen. (I swear the angels just shake their heads at me sometimes).
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Me too, Girl_on_Fire!

It was Superbowl weekend and I was driving down the FL Turnpike to see my girlfriend when I got the feeling to just turn back and go home. Call her and say I'm just too tired. I'd worked all day and then started out on the 3 plus hour drive but I was a little more than halfway there and I'd just made a pit stop at a rest area. Even though it was pitch black and raining, I ignored that feeling. So, I pushed on. Less than 10 minutes later, I hydroplaned going down a hill and slammed into the back of a Park Avenue. My car....the first new car I'd ever had...was totalled and repeatedly kept catching on fire, no matter how many times folks helped me put it out. It began what was one Helluva miserable weekend that, when I tell people everything that happened, they just shake their heads and I can see the pity in their eyes. Bad, bad weekend. The cherry to this little sundae of misery? She broke up with me a few hours later.

Edited to add: I also wound up with medical issues from this that still crop up from time to time.
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The cherry to this little sundae of misery? She broke up with me a few hours later.

Edited to add: I also wound up with medical issues from this that still crop up from time to time.
OMG! She broke up with you right after you got into a serious car accident? That's horrible! I'm sorry. Well, at least you know what kind of person she is now. Dodge that bullet, huh?
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OMG! She broke up with you right after you got into a serious car accident? That's horrible! I'm sorry. Well, at least you know what kind of person she is now. Dodge that bullet, huh?
Yeah, but I wished I'd figured that out before I totalled my car and wasted my weekend.

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One of our office ghosts was messing with me yesterday. Files and documents on my desk were moved around. This happens all the time...something will be on one side of my desk, disappear and resurface on the other side or behind me. I'm used to it but it's fun to see a client's reaction...
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