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Old 11-29-2012, 05:34 PM   #1
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1. I pick at my food w my fingers(unless I'm in public)
2. I can't tolerate when people blow their nose at the table (gag)
3. I talk baby talk to my dog because it makes her happy(ok me too)
4. Sometimes I make up stories about when I was a kid and tell them to by goddaughter to entertain her.
5. When I leave for work in the morning I have to touch the door twice to make certain its closed and locked.
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Old 12-04-2012, 06:14 PM   #2
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1 - i wish my hair smelled like my horsehair saddle soap brush
2 - google+ thinks i may know nicki minaj
3 - i saw a picture of lee atwater today and thought it was ted bundy
4 - i'm creeped out by how cows just stare at you - all menacing and indifferent at the same time
5 - i've had thelma houston's don't leave me this way stuck in my head all day and caught my self doing a tony manero-esqe strut, mouthing the backing vocal doubles, while at work
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Old 12-04-2012, 06:54 PM   #3
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1) I sleep with a bite guard and a sleep mask
2) I like to leave my ear buds in, on the train, and keep the music off, so people talk around me and think I can't hear. I even nod my head a little, like I'm grooving out on the beat.
3) I eat pineapple chunks and peas out of the can.
4) I use a turkey baster to suction up the water in the saucers under my plants at work, and squirt it back into the soil. It sounds like I'm having a gastronomical crisis in my office.
5) I'm laughing out loud right now like a crazy person, watching Bruno
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1) I generally can't sit/lie still for very long. My body is always in motion, even when I sleep.

2) Since my roommate moved out, I have become romantically involved with my anal retentive side. I smile to myself, while strolling across my clean carpets, because I know where everything is, and that if I use it, I will find it back in the same place the next time I want it.

3) When I load the dishwasher, the silverware baskets are each assigned a utensil type.

4) My brain never shuts off, I am constantly thinking of something other than what I am talking about, or doing. This causes me some issues with insomnia.
Years ago, Ellen did a skit, that totally reminds me of myself. If you watch the video below from 6:04, it is the part about trying to sleep (but the whole video is hysterical). Some of this is so close to exactly what happens to me nightly, that it is scary.



5) When I eat sandwiches (not often, because I avoid bread), I like to have chips in them, preferably restaurant style corn chips.
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1) My house is always clean 2) If im working on a project let me focus 3) I spend an hour a day searching the web and looking at other peoples photography 4) I dont like to be given teddybears 5) No dolls are allowed in my house.
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1. Nothing makes me happier than a clean pantry with all the labels facing me.

2. If you startle me, my first reaction is anger. My second reaction is laughter.

3. I don't like candy, but I can polish-off an entire bag of black licorice in one sitting.

4. I have been known to do yard work with no shirt on.

5. Thinking about, looking at pictures of, or contemplating being near a shark makes me cringe and I will quite possibly have a panic attack. Or cry.
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I follow hym, not lead
confusion overwhelms me
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I'm hard to get to know ~ inside
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1. My least favorite chore around the house, is dusting.

2. I love to do laundry.... the smell of clothes, washed in Gain, right out of the dryer is one of my most favorite scents.

3. I don't like to eat chicken on a bone... unless they are buffalo hot wings.

4. I seriously think that I have narcolepsy. If my body is at rest for any given time, I will smooth fall asleep. (ask my honey what it is like to watch a movie with me... if it doesn't grab my interest in the first 10 minutes, I will fall asleep)

5. When I climb stairs, I always count the steps. I have no idea when this started or why.
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