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Old 11-05-2009, 05:34 AM   #1
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Our Vitamix. It's awesome. Had no intention of getting it until I saw all the cool, delicious things it come make in seconds and got to taste some samples. I'm usually not swayed by that stuff, but, I was up close and personal and it was amazing what this thing could do in no time. REAL peanut butter by tossing real peanuts into it with nothing else added to it. We made ice cream out of fresh fruit. Too much stuff to list here. In any case, pure heaven this Vitamix is. I wanted to toss all kinds of shit into this thing and see what concoctions I could come up with.

Toss me a labcoat and mess my hair, I'm now a mad scientist of the Vitamix! Wait, don't mess my hair, that's sacred ground. Which leads me to another fine product: My hair product (Beyond the Zone) Hair gel. A little dab'll do ya
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Doggie Doors! I am so tired of being the submissive to four dogs who want to go out and chase leaves for 5 minutes at a time, each at different intervals, come back in and chase again.

A brilliant invention, of which I do not have, as cats can fit through, and so can skunks.
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Old 11-05-2009, 11:21 AM   #3
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Doggie Doors! I am so tired of being the submissive to four dogs who want to go out and chase leaves for 5 minutes at a time, each at different intervals, come back in and chase again.

A brilliant invention, of which I do not have, as cats can fit through, and so can skunks.
I had a doggie door...it was AWESOME! I believe that you can get a collar with some kinda radio control do-hickey that allows the dogs through the door but not the cats/skunks (in whatever direction).

I spose it they were up the dogs arse they might still get through
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Old 11-25-2009, 10:17 PM   #4
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Doggie Doors! I am so tired of being the submissive to four dogs who want to go out and chase leaves for 5 minutes at a time, each at different intervals, come back in and chase again.

A brilliant invention, of which I do not have, as cats can fit through, and so can skunks.
Ahhha! Another poor submissive human that has four dogs!! We thought we were the only ones! And we have NO DOGGIE DOOR! Insane, we are!
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Ahhha! Another poor submissive human that has four dogs!! We thought we were the only ones! And we have NO DOGGIE DOOR! Insane, we are!
arf arf arf --today it feels like 5 dogs, nay 20! if we count the neighbor's dog left outside and barking all day.
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Now, if we could just invent something that walked them daily and picked up their presents.....o wait that's me.
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Post Sobe Life Water

I'm loving SOBE Life water "acai berry punch" flavor. I never drink enough water, whether it's bottled, etc.

My honey decides to bring this life water home and told me to taste it. Of course I turned my nose up with the thought of this stuff.

When I took my first sip it, man was it good.

I initially thought it would leave a nasty after taste. Not the case, it's delicious. Over the last couple of days, I must have consumed about 5 bottles.

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Walborne!! It is the Walgreen brand of the Airborne product, invented by a teacher to help stay healthy during cold/flu season. ($6.99 for 10 tablets is well worth it to me to stay healthy!)
I started taking it 3 days before the Vegas bash....have been drinking one every day since...been on two more plane rides, around someone with the H1N1, and I have YET to get sick! *knocking on wood here*

I am normally sick for at least a week after the bash, but because I drank Walborne every morning, I think I stayed healthy when about 85% of the people that went, ended up sicker than dogs!

I am a believer and will continue to drink it every morning!
Does it taste better than Airborne? Airborne worked for me when I took it, but I hate, hate, HATE the taste.

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Since there's no other product (that I know of) that works as effectively, I really wish they'd improve on this little hitch.

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This product is a candle you can only get it at Dollar General Stores in the fall. Someone bought me a Maple Sugar candle and a Pumpkin Spice candle from there last year. I loved the Maple Sugar. You wouldn't believe the scent it leaves in your whole house. Mom, came over and said mmmm what are you cooking that smells so good. It's making my mouth water LOL. I went back to all of the stores around here and bought what they had left. I ended up with about 8 jar candles. You can bet if they have it again this year, I'll buy every one I see. Yep I'm a candle whore.
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Our Vitamix. It's awesome. Had no intention of getting it until I saw all the cool, delicious things it come make in seconds and got to taste some samples. I'm usually not swayed by that stuff, but, I was up close and personal and it was amazing what this thing could do in no time. REAL peanut butter by tossing real peanuts into it with nothing else added to it. We made ice cream out of fresh fruit. Too much stuff to list here. In any case, pure heaven this Vitamix is. I wanted to toss all kinds of shit into this thing and see what concoctions I could come up with.

Toss me a labcoat and mess my hair, I'm now a mad scientist of the Vitamix! Wait, don't mess my hair, that's sacred ground. Which leads me to another fine product: My hair product (Beyond the Zone) Hair gel. A little dab'll do ya
Real peanuts? Really? As opposed tooooooooooo???



When I first read.."mess my hair" I nearly fainted and thought WOW , Scorps come FAR baby!! But no.......still a pretty boy!
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As opposed to styrofoam packing peanuts.....

And yes Irish, some things never change, however,<leans forward and whispers> the hair gets messed up in bed <wigglin' eyebrows>


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When I first read.."mess my hair" I nearly fainted and thought WOW , Scorps come FAR baby!! But no.......still a pretty boy!
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