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12-25-2012, 09:50 AM
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gettng ready to watch "american horror story" this is the exchange
sneeze from the cat several of them me: Bud r u ok cinn: maybe he is allergic to the pine tree me: bud sneezed cinn: I know me: what pine tree cinn: the tree oh wait that isnt a real tree I love her so |
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12-27-2012, 08:06 PM
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While folding laundry a 10 year old kid voice calls out...
"Hey moooooom! I'm about to do something that the box says requires adult supervision! Does that mean you have to watch or just be in range?" Katniss~~(tossing laundry and running off to locate voice) |
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12-27-2012, 09:32 PM
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GQ Butch Daddy Relationship Status:
A Very Protective BIG Daddy... 
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My marbles have fallen out of the bag and I can't find them....
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12-29-2012, 10:22 PM
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Niece to cousin:
'You know its getting serious when you fuck sober' |
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12-30-2012, 11:16 AM
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wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you. 
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12-30-2012, 11:22 AM
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12-30-2012, 11:31 AM
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01-15-2013, 12:26 PM
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Zimmeh and I texting each other:
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01-15-2013, 12:45 PM
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Me. Myself. Hers. Theirs. :) Relationship Status:
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Leftovers....
 We went out to our favorite local Chinese restaurant. We order enough to be able to bring home leftovers for lunch the next day. The following afternoon~ Me: Would you like any? <holding out container> Outlaw: No! I don't want to order that again! They use dark meat chicken instead of white meat. It was awful. I was gagging trying to eat it! Me: Um, honey? We ordered Tangerine Beef, not chicken. Outlaw: Oh. Yeah, give me that piece right there, please. It is really good....now that I know it's beef!
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01-15-2013, 07:44 PM
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Roadster Guy
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01-18-2013, 11:14 PM
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Justin and our roommate's (who is her coworker) conversation...
Justin: hey dude, why didn't you come to work today? You ok?? Roomie: ah, well I did some extacy last night... Really!? 8/ *shm*
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01-21-2013, 10:04 PM
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Heard on the phone this afternoon....
Me.... Just a sec Friend... Sure Me... *moving phone away, looking at the holy terror beagle.... What did you DO?! *goes over, takes whatever it was away* you aren't supposed to have that! *back to phone* I'm sorry about that Friend... *laughing* Me... What could possibly be so damned funny? Friend... No, I was just saying to my partner, "i know that tone! He's talking to a dog!" Me.... :/ |
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01-22-2013, 11:56 AM
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At work..
Guy setting up for an event: Hey are you security? Me: Yes. Guy: I've been meaning to ask you something? Can I ask you something? Me: Guy: Is that illegal? Cause it should be. (as he points to a lady co-worker of his bent over and her crack is revealing and all we see is a string of underwear) Me: Ummm.. not answering but I couldn't help but chuckle and roll my eyes. OMG! |
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01-23-2013, 10:03 PM
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Peeking around the corner... 
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Me and my 8yo son:
Son: Mom! I played Apples to Apples! Me: Cool, was it fun? Son: Yes! I had to put down something that I enjoy! Me: (never knowing what comes next)...okayyyyyy.... so what did you put down? Son: (with a HUGE grin on his face)....CHEERLEADERS!!! Me:  High fives him anyway....that's my boy!!
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01-23-2013, 10:58 PM
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☆ the stars are aligned ☆
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Me: Do we have any english muffins? I'm hella hungry!
Hym: Of course! Would you like me to make you one? Me: Would you make me two? Hym: Absolutely! You outrank me now, I have no rank, you are a supervisor and I am a peon! I wouldn't giggle but hy is a little intoxicated 
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01-23-2013, 11:13 PM
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02-16-2013, 01:26 AM
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the hardest to learn was the least complicated
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lmao
youngest child....
we are not Israeli, everything you eat is sone kind of soup or stew in a Mason jar... mom.... curried lentils are Indian not Israeli youngest child.... MOM I JUST NEED MEAT I DON'T CARE IF ITS ORGANIC I JUST NEED MEAT me... laying over the kitchen sink laughing my ass off and loving every minute of it... later in the convo.... mom... don't scratch your back on the wall you look like a rhino oldest child... then you scratch it for me right there there there there... me... still laughing my ass off at the 3 of them.... 
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02-16-2013, 09:38 PM
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As we're getting ready to go to the movie tonight.
Zimmeh: I can take my Vera Bradley purse/bag so we can put snacks in it. Me: yeahhh I want candy. Me: we should get subway sandwiches and put them in there. LOL Me: I can see us snacking on subway in the theatre. haha! Zimmeh: They would know if you had onions in it. They would smell it. Me: what.. lol. They would not know! I want to see someone do it! 
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02-16-2013, 11:01 PM
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Floating and walking My path, happy in life. 
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Heard at the market
"I keep telling my husband he should have just done it right the first time and brought me home the biggest one he could get" |
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02-19-2013, 11:31 AM
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heard while in uhaul
After picking up the uhaul for our move to the new place this is what transpired tween ms cinn and myself
ms cinn: where is the rear view mirror? Why isnt there a rear view mirror? me: :l ms cinn: turns and look out the back window Oh never mind  me; laughing hysterically |
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