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Old 01-01-2013, 09:25 AM   #1
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when you are "excited" at watching the ball drop on TV...
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when you spend new yrs night havin fun...but impatiently waitin for the countdown to b over so u can leave the crowded party...n afterwards u fnd yourself havin a conversation about the upcoming high school reunion lol....
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I don't know that i'm getting older . . . so there
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when someone asks''"can you read this I forgot my glasses" and you reply.."I cant read it either I forgot mine" then you look for someone younger to read it for you ..after you hold what ever it is you were reading 2 feet from your face
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When you are perfectly content going the speed limit....
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Damn. I better get over to Gagful one of these days and see what sort of pictures they have.
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when you play the football game in the snow and haf way thru the game you hurt not after and when you take the head shot you used to get right up from and dont you may be getting a teenie tiny bit older....not that i know first hand or anything lol
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Not only did I realize I have gotten older, but my friends have come right on long with me....

I had a party at my place and after the clean up was done, I still have a fridge full of beer and the bar isn't empty!

Not to mention when I woke up, there was not one passed out body anywhere to be found!
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I taught a class on SuperBowl Sunday and realized I was old when I asked the class, "How many of you are kicking yourselves in the butt right now because you forgot to set your VCR for the game!" And they replied, "VCR?!?!?"
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when you start using phrases you NEVER thought you'd use like....kids these days......
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When im wanting to get married not just laid!
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You mean I'm not getting old??
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When I have no idea what music groups any ones referring to, I dont know the slang being used to discuss them and I realize the people discussing them are young enough to be my kids (if I had kids)
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when you catch yourself arguing with the doctor's secretary about your age.. paperwork said you're 41 but you insist you just turned 40... then you get embarrassed and say "where did that year go?"
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Wolf whistles are coming from old guys.... ewwww, omg, lmao.

The cute young ones call me Ma'm..... lol, at least I'm gettin' some respect.

My grandchildren are not in diapers anymore, for years now.... lol

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