![]() |
![]() |
#341 |
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Earth
Posts: 2,352
Thanks: 3,507
Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts
Rep Power: 21474853 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
When I am quiet, it doesn't mean I'm shy. It means I'm examining my prey.
__________________
Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you. ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
The Following 8 Users Say Thank You to Inked_Trinity For This Useful Post: |
![]() |
#342 |
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Earth
Posts: 2,352
Thanks: 3,507
Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts
Rep Power: 21474853 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
" Never take the free ride in your own life"~~ Nickleback
__________________
Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you. ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Inked_Trinity For This Useful Post: |
![]() |
#343 |
Member
How Do You Identify?:
ultra femme princess Preferred Pronoun?:
she, lady..whichever Relationship Status:
waiting for the right one Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Don't follow me, I'm lost.
Posts: 807
Thanks: 2,627
Thanked 2,731 Times in 632 Posts
Rep Power: 21474850 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
You lost me at hello...
__________________
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain. |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#344 |
Member
How Do You Identify?:
Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
She, Her Relationship Status:
On Hiatus Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 690
Thanks: 2,020
Thanked 2,684 Times in 562 Posts
Rep Power: 21474849 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
Thinking about you makes me want to get down on my knees…in front of a toilet…so I can puke.
__________________
"Quit trying to reason with unreasonable people. It's like trying to have a meaningful conversation with an end table." ~ Girl_On_Fire
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#345 |
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Earth
Posts: 2,352
Thanks: 3,507
Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts
Rep Power: 21474853 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
No one ever appreciates a shovel until they have to bury a body with a spoon.
__________________
Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you. ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to Inked_Trinity For This Useful Post: |
![]() |
#346 |
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Earth
Posts: 2,352
Thanks: 3,507
Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts
Rep Power: 21474853 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
...does anyone other than me feel like their job description is 'to do the crap no one else wants to do' ?
__________________
Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you. ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to Inked_Trinity For This Useful Post: |
![]() |
#347 |
Member
How Do You Identify?:
ultra femme princess Preferred Pronoun?:
she, lady..whichever Relationship Status:
waiting for the right one Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Don't follow me, I'm lost.
Posts: 807
Thanks: 2,627
Thanked 2,731 Times in 632 Posts
Rep Power: 21474850 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
I don't know if this one is here or not but its one of my favourites...
It's not you it's.....noooo, it's you. ![]()
__________________
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain. |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#348 |
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Earth
Posts: 2,352
Thanks: 3,507
Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts
Rep Power: 21474853 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
When I say "What?" it doesn't mean I didn't hear you. I'm simply giving you the opportunity to correct the stupidity that is coming out of your mouth.
__________________
Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you. ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to Inked_Trinity For This Useful Post: |
![]() |
#349 |
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Earth
Posts: 2,352
Thanks: 3,507
Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts
Rep Power: 21474853 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
Some people are such treasures that you really just wanna bury them.
__________________
Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you. ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to Inked_Trinity For This Useful Post: |
![]() |
#350 |
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Earth
Posts: 2,352
Thanks: 3,507
Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts
Rep Power: 21474853 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
Whoever said money can't buy happiness is obviously wrong, a couple dollars can buy me a pack of Oreo's.
__________________
Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you. ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to Inked_Trinity For This Useful Post: |
![]() |
#351 |
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Earth
Posts: 2,352
Thanks: 3,507
Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts
Rep Power: 21474853 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
Oops.... you must be under the impression I care. Let's just fix that.
__________________
Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you. ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to Inked_Trinity For This Useful Post: |
![]() |
#352 |
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Earth
Posts: 2,352
Thanks: 3,507
Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts
Rep Power: 21474853 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
Lord please forgive me, because sometimes I know exactly what I am doing and I fucking do it anyway
![]()
__________________
Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you. ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to Inked_Trinity For This Useful Post: |
![]() |
#353 |
Member
How Do You Identify?:
Aw man....another label? Preferred Pronoun?:
Boys will be boys Relationship Status:
Married Join Date: May 2012
Location: 60south-side
Posts: 576
Thanks: 529
Thanked 2,031 Times in 418 Posts
Rep Power: 20231739 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
**** ADULT TRUTHS ******
1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired. 10. Bad decisions make good stories. 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again. 13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to. 14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 15. My sister and wife think it's funny to sit at the kitchen table, drink coffee, and giggle because a spider startled me (ok fuck it, the thing scared the crap out of me). It's perfectly ok........later when they leave to go shopping I'll take their deodorants out of the dispenser and replace them with a stick of butter. 16. I think the freezer deserves a light as well. 17. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay. 18. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. 19. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. 20. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? 21. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. 22. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. 23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time. 24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important. 25. How is it possible that my wife, who leaves her shit everywhere, can find things at the mere thought of it, and I, who meticulously put things away in a neat and orderly fashion, usually color-coded and in alphabetical order, cannot find something as simple as my shoes? 25. I have the short-term memory of a lint ball. There are times that I am so forgetful that I could actually plan my own surprise party.
__________________
"I want a government small enough to fit inside the Constitution." (Harry Browne - 1933 - 2006.) |
![]() |
![]() |
The Following 9 Users Say Thank You to Wolfsong For This Useful Post: |
![]() |
#354 |
Member
How Do You Identify?:
Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
She, Her Relationship Status:
On Hiatus Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 690
Thanks: 2,020
Thanked 2,684 Times in 562 Posts
Rep Power: 21474849 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
If your lips were any closer to her ass you'd be fired for sexual harassment.
__________________
"Quit trying to reason with unreasonable people. It's like trying to have a meaningful conversation with an end table." ~ Girl_On_Fire
|
![]() |
![]() |
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to Girl_On_Fire For This Useful Post: |
![]() |
#355 |
Practically Lives Here
How Do You Identify?:
Femm Preferred Pronoun?:
She Relationship Status:
**loved by many** Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Closer to the waves
Posts: 15,374
Thanks: 29,109
Thanked 40,936 Times in 10,726 Posts
Rep Power: 21474864 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
__________________
![]() A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back. |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#356 |
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Earth
Posts: 2,352
Thanks: 3,507
Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts
Rep Power: 21474853 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
I failed the Health & Safety Class today. Apparently, when they ask you, "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?" "Fucking large ones" is not the correct answer.
__________________
Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you. ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to Inked_Trinity For This Useful Post: |
![]() |
#357 |
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Earth
Posts: 2,352
Thanks: 3,507
Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts
Rep Power: 21474853 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
Determination: the feeling you get right before you do something extremely stupid.
__________________
Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you. ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
The Following User Says Thank You to Inked_Trinity For This Useful Post: |
![]() |
#358 |
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Earth
Posts: 2,352
Thanks: 3,507
Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts
Rep Power: 21474853 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]()
If I ever go missing I want my picture put on beer bottles instead of milk cartons. That way my friends will know to look for me!
__________________
Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you. ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
The Following User Says Thank You to Inked_Trinity For This Useful Post: |
![]() |
#359 |
Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Butch Preferred Pronoun?:
BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Earth
Posts: 2,352
Thanks: 3,507
Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts
Rep Power: 21474853 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]()
__________________
Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you. ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Inked_Trinity For This Useful Post: |
![]() |
#360 |
Practically Lives Here
How Do You Identify?:
Femm Preferred Pronoun?:
She Relationship Status:
**loved by many** Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Closer to the waves
Posts: 15,374
Thanks: 29,109
Thanked 40,936 Times in 10,726 Posts
Rep Power: 21474864 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]()
__________________
![]() A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back. |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
|
|