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Old 01-17-2013, 06:54 AM   #1
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That's one. Where are the other four things?

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1. The first vehicle I bought , at 17 years old, was a Goldwing
2. I havent been without a motorcycle since 1979..wow, thats 33 years ...I cant possibly be, never mind...
3. I miss my Ultra Glide Classic, but love my Dakar and Road King
4. I will buy another Touring Bike but I'm undecided between the Harley Ultra, the BMW K1600 or the GoldWing...
5. I have a 36" inseam, and I have a feeling I'm going for legroom on the Ultra rather than reliability on the Goldwing...
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1. The first vehicle I bought , at 17 years old, was a Goldwing
2. I havent been without a motorcycle since 1979..wow, thats 33 years ...I cant possibly be, never mind...
3. I miss my Ultra Glide Classic, but love my Dakar and Road King
4. I will buy another Touring Bike but I'm undecided between the Harley Ultra, the BMW K1600 or the GoldWing...
5. I have a 36" inseam, and I have a feeling I'm going for legroom on the Ultra rather than reliability on the Goldwing...

You forgot...
6. I will not ride with Choochoo because the pipes are illegal..and too loud (or whatever it was you said!!!!) *lol*
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You forgot...
6. I will not ride with Choochoo because the pipes are illegal..and too loud (or whatever it was you said!!!!) *lol*

omigawd, my ears are STILL ringing !
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1. The first vehicle I bought , at 17 years old, was a Goldwing
2. I havent been without a motorcycle since 1979..wow, thats 33 years ...I cant possibly be, never mind...
3. I miss my Ultra Glide Classic, but love my Dakar and Road King
4. I will buy another Touring Bike but I'm undecided between the Harley Ultra, the BMW K1600 or the GoldWing...
5. I have a 36" inseam, and I have a feeling I'm going for legroom on the Ultra rather than reliability on the Goldwing...
...Can you repeat all of this in English? Sounds like a secret language *s
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...Can you repeat all of this in English? Sounds like a secret language *s
I speak motorcycle fluently, so hope Boots doesn't mind if I take a stab at translating. Boots said:

1) My first bike was very big.
2) I caught the bug and am permanently infected.
3) My old very big bike was great. I have two new very big bikes that are great, too.
4) There are so many really great very big bikes to choose from!
5) I am very tall, which is one reason I like very big bikes.

OK, Boots. How did I do?
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I speak motorcycle fluently, so hope Boots doesn't mind if I take a stab at translating. Boots said:

1) My first bike was very big.
2) I caught the bug and am permanently infected.
3) My old very big bike was great. I have two new very big bikes that are great, too.
4) There are so many really great very big bikes to choose from!
5) I am very tall, which is one reason I like very big bikes.

OK, Boots. How did I do?

Bang-up job, couldnt have done better myself !
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