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Old 03-25-2010, 02:51 PM   #1
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Holly Hunter. Hands Down, man.

We're just about exactly the same size. I figure we look well enough alike. She talks about as Southern as I do when she's pissed or happy or probably even when she's fucking, and I'd do all those things in a true reimagining of my life's story.

And sister can wear a pair of jeans. (Might not have tits god gave a bait worm, but she looks good in them jeans, man.)

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Since she's been a topic of discussion today, I'll say Sandra Bullock can play me. Not because she looks anything like me or acts anything like me, but it would be a hell of a stretch and I know she could do it. Anyone who can stand on a stage and give any credit to a guy like Jesse James after winning an Oscar, could play the starring role in "Brokedown Butch" (which is what the movie would be named).
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When I was young (and thin), people used to tell me that I looked like:




But I think a combo of Cathy Bates (sans knife) and Fannie Flagg would be fine.....


What a hoot of a thread, my sweet Karate Princess!!!!



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I'd pick Michael Madsen. But he'd have to add a little salt to his hair cuz I'm a little grey.

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I'd pick Michael Madsen. But he'd have to add a little salt to his hair cuz I'm a little grey.

You know, I SO thought John Cusack
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I'd pick Michael Madsen. But he'd have to add a little salt to his hair cuz I'm a little grey.

i like, but do you think he can do your claw-hands???!!!



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I don't look like her but

Renée Zellweger in Cold Mountain
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When I was young (and thin), people used to tell me that I looked like:




But I think a combo of Cathy Bates (sans knife) and Fannie Flagg would be fine.....


What a hoot of a thread, my sweet Karate Princess!!!!


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Well, Paul Newman is dead so...

Vincent D'Onofrio. The salt and pepper are about right, he's sort of broody and talks to strange little dogs.



And, someone real smart once told me that's how it should be (in the Lifetime version), so that's how it is.

However, he should have eyes like faded jeans.
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Holly Hunter. Hands Down, man.

We're just about exactly the same size. I figure we look well enough alike. She talks about as Southern as I do when she's pissed or happy or probably even when she's fucking, and I'd do all those things in a true reimagining of my life's story.

And sister can wear a pair of jeans. (Might not have tits god gave a bait worm, but she looks good in them jeans, man.)

This makes *perfect* sense
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First thought is Kathy Najimy



Second thought is Rikki Lake:




And sometimes Melissa McCarthy:

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It would be a movie in black and white from the silent era 1920's.

I would choose Mary Pickford... image of innocence ...

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The Goth kids called me Bjork in high school.

As I've aged, I don't look as much like her anymore and that kind of saddens me.
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[QUOTE=Gemme;73442]The Goth kids called me Bjork in high school.

As I've aged, I don't look as much like her anymore and that kind of saddens me.




dear gemme, i picked bjork because we may physically be about the same size, have similar eyes, and keeping in line with the thread topic of "someone that you think relates to you in some way", there's creativity with the swan dress plus, i love birds.


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Q.C. should play me beyond a shadow of a doubt.
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dear gemme, i picked bjork because we may physically be about the same size, have similar eyes, and keeping in line with the thread topic of "someone that you think relates to you in some way", there's creativity with the swan dress plus, i love birds.


At first I was confused (in school), and then (once I learned about the Sugar Cubes), I was flattered. I find her very pretty and exotic, not only in looks, but her way of thinking. She's definitely a free spirit!

Plus, it gave me an in with kids that most couldn't talk to and I like that exclusivity too. Now that I don't look as much like her, it almost feels as if I've lost part of what made me special. *shrug* Juvenile, but true.

I see your energies as being similar, yes. *smile*
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