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02-10-2013, 01:46 PM
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Infamous Member
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I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?:
Bitch Relationship Status:
Intertwined deeply 
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Location: We're all a little mad here.
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My crush list is getting significantly shorter. And I'm good with that....
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02-10-2013, 01:49 PM
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Senior Member
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queer fucker Preferred Pronoun?:
Mine Relationship Status:
I'm dating myself. It's really working out. I think I'm the one!!! 
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mine is growing exponentially
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02-10-2013, 01:49 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Just a good ole boy Preferred Pronoun?:
Male ones Relationship Status:
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy 
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Somewhere between right and wrong
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02-10-2013, 01:55 PM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?:
Bitch Relationship Status:
Intertwined deeply
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: We're all a little mad here.
Posts: 6,627
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02-10-2013, 02:01 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Just a good ole boy Preferred Pronoun?:
Male ones Relationship Status:
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Somewhere between right and wrong
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 I wonder who gets the dunce hat... 
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02-10-2013, 02:40 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Pansexual/Sapiosexual femmey dyke who likes to crossdress now and then Preferred Pronoun?:
She/her OR ze if I'm crossdressing Relationship Status:
Floating and walking My path, happy in life.
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: On my Merry Fairy way! , Canada
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I think my crush list has stayed the same and honestly that's perfect for me!
 Valentine's Day is only a stone's throw away, or an arrow shot.
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02-10-2013, 03:27 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Dude Preferred Pronoun?:
He, Him Relationship Status:
Taken 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Hidden Valley Ranch
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Okay, I'll step up and say....
Be My Valentine???
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. You cannot embrace those things that will not embrace you back.
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02-10-2013, 06:20 PM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?:
Bitch Relationship Status:
Intertwined deeply
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: We're all a little mad here.
Posts: 6,627
Thanks: 10,972
Thanked 21,384 Times in 4,808 Posts
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Someone may or may not get one of these from me...haven't decided.
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02-10-2013, 06:42 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Dame, doll, twist, dish Preferred Pronoun?:
Ladylike ones Relationship Status:
******* Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: We drink sweet tea here
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 Katniss~~(I've got a PoweredAirPurifyingRespirator, have you?) |
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02-10-2013, 07:51 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Bleu Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: @ home
Posts: 2,771
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.........................LEVEL: High....................TONE: Clear......................DISTORTION: Wobbly...........
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02-10-2013, 08:13 PM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?:
Bitch Relationship Status:
Intertwined deeply
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: We're all a little mad here.
Posts: 6,627
Thanks: 10,972
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Hmm...a little birdie told me that a good friend of mine has been trying to play Cupid when I wasn't looking. Now, I wonder who that might have been.....
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02-10-2013, 08:16 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
She/her Relationship Status:
That's Need to Know 
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Location: Aberdeen, WA
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Ok so... I have been holding back and trying to keep my distance from crushing for a while...
But... I think its time I admit... ... I have a very big crush on someone... and they know who they are.
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02-10-2013, 08:29 PM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?:
Bitch Relationship Status:
Intertwined deeply
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: We're all a little mad here.
Posts: 6,627
Thanks: 10,972
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I love Grumpy Cat!!!
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02-10-2013, 08:52 PM
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Magically Delicious
How Do You Identify?:
Gentle Butch Relationship Status:
Single and content 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Minnesota
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That would probably be the same person who protected you from a player once....just a guess.
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02-10-2013, 08:55 PM
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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?:
Bitch Relationship Status:
Intertwined deeply
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: We're all a little mad here.
Posts: 6,627
Thanks: 10,972
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02-10-2013, 08:59 PM
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Magically Delicious
How Do You Identify?:
Gentle Butch Relationship Status:
Single and content
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Minnesota
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One can never have too many awesome friends 
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02-10-2013, 09:26 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Pansexual/Sapiosexual femmey dyke who likes to crossdress now and then Preferred Pronoun?:
She/her OR ze if I'm crossdressing Relationship Status:
Floating and walking My path, happy in life.
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: On my Merry Fairy way! , Canada
Posts: 3,630
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02-10-2013, 11:20 PM
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Member
How Do You Identify?:
Altocalciphilic Preferred Pronoun?:
Papa Smurf Relationship Status:
Curmudgeonous spinster Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: London (but from Belfast)
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Okay, so it's 5am here and I had a terrible night's sleep due to nightmares as a consequence of this thread.
I dreamt that I was getting married to Stepfordfemme in Reykjavik, Iceland but everything went wrong. Firstly, she'd cleaned out my bank account paying vast sums of money on Italian leather shoes. Even worse, she'd had some fancy ass lawyer look over my pre-nuptial contracts and turned the tables on me. Knowing this, I didn't really want to go ahead with the wedding but I had little choice as my mum always loves a good wedding and an excuse to wear a hat. To make matters worse, Dixie was the photographer but there were almost no photos of the bride and groom as, somehow, Agnetha and Anni-Frid from ABBA turned up to the wedding and got all Dixie's attention. The result? Hundreds of photos of Agnetha and Ani-Fred in their retro 1970s sparkly clothes and no photos of me (I cannot remember if there were photos of Stepfordfemme but, since we're now going through divorce, I'm not too worried). Gráinne (formerly known as Guihong) was also there as the wedding caterer but had got very drunk the previous night in a Reykjavik Irish bar. This meant that the lasagne was way over-cooked. Somehow Wanda Sykes also came into the dream at this stage to claim that she was the real Betty Crocker - so now I know. And just when I thought things couldn't get any worse, it turned out that Espressolover had been booked as the musical entertainment for the wedding reception. Even the more patient of the guests had had enough of her banging her tambourine after 5 minutes or so. All-in-all, a very bad start to married life. Can someone give me the name of a good divorce lawyer? Once I get the divorce sorted out, I think I'm going to join a monastery or a convent. |
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02-11-2013, 01:02 AM
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Junior Member
How Do You Identify?:
Femme Preferred Pronoun?:
She Relationship Status:
N/A 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Manila, PH
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Over the weekend, I spent a lot of time reading through the forums here at BFP, and I was thinking to myself - wish we had something like this here in Manila/the Philippines as I've now added a few of the butches here in my crush-meter!
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02-11-2013, 07:02 AM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
femme lesbian feminist Preferred Pronoun?:
Anything except for "aunty" Relationship Status:
Happy with my butch. 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Aotearoa New Zealand
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I have in mind to change the lyrics to Kate Bush's "Wuthering Heights", something along the lines of ... "Kiwiiiii, it's me, Ciaran, I'm hungrrrrrryyyy I'm so bored, let eat me your lasagnaaaa Kiwiiiii, it's me, Ciaran, I'm hungrrrrrryyyy I'm so bored, let eat me your lasagnaaaa" To which I would promptly close and lock them in because he's been fooling around with other grrly's lasagna. 
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