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Married Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: back in the land of trees and snow
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Watching the walking dead
subway commercial comes on bunch of people can't pronouce Feburary.. *Me... February, that's not hard to say* *Her.... February, no that's not hard to say at all* *Me, now spelling it... that's har... wait that's wednesday... never mind* lucky I can laugh at myself and don't mind people joining me... Gren
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cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time…
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My client: Grab my nuts and come watch this!
Me: ![]() He had asked for some pistachios and wanted me to see Do No Harm, since we had already said that it looked like a good show....lol Yes, there are many moments of comic relief in my job! |
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Pansexual/Sapiosexual femmey dyke who likes to crossdress now and then Preferred Pronoun?:
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Floating and walking My path, happy in life. Join Date: Dec 2012
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Heard at work :
Client "Just hurry up and take it off, my wife could be back any minute" Me : "Laughs to self over at the desk" |
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Undaunted QUEER Dom, Daddy Preferred Pronoun?:
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Cautious, indifferent... Join Date: Jan 2013
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"that's it I'm gonna fart by you when your sleeping, lest see how you like it" said to my DOG...
AT WORK= "Just go in there and pee and leave the cup on the table there"...
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guy ones Relationship Status:
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last night as I'm laying in bed and Zimmeh getting ready for bed.
Zimmeh: Are you gonna get ready for bed? Are you gonna brush your teeth? Me: No, I'm gonna have stinky breath and stay up all night. hehe. |
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