What Cracked You Up Today?

bkisbutchenuff · 02-14-2013, 07:09 PM

Getting a sweet call from an old friend who's home visiting!

bkisbutchenuff · 02-15-2013, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by bkisbutchenuff

Getting a sweet call from an old friend who's home visiting!

It's the giggles and snorts that cracks me up....safe travels!

PaPa · 02-15-2013, 09:33 AM

cinnamongrrl · 02-16-2013, 11:29 AM

This did! And Teddy wonders why I want a baby elephant so badly...

http://screen.yahoo.com/baby-elephan...231138164.html

bkisbutchenuff · 02-16-2013, 02:20 PM

..... The drive - thru....

Miss Scarlett · 02-16-2013, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by bkisbutchenuff

..... The drive - thru....

TheMerryFairy · 02-16-2013, 10:57 PM

I was out for an evening of live music and during the meal I had several people offer to accompany me , since I was by myself. Later on I joined my boss and his family. All night one person was trying to pick me up, offer me his coat, insisted on escorting me to the taxi, etc.

I found it so funny because the woman sitting at the table across from me had eyes on him all night and he didn't seem to get the hint. I guess that was a common theme for him tonight.

I had a great time by myself and I had to laugh when I saw the look on his face after I declined to share dessert with him moments earlier and then I was found sharing dessert with my boss (not on the same plate). Maybe the wine made it appear more funny?

jac · 02-16-2013, 08:26 PM

So it appears my grandson has a problem

A phone chat between my daughter and I this evening....
her: mom, we took the baby gates down four nights ago but have to put them back up for a bit longer.
me: why is this?
her: it appears julian has an addiction and he acts on it at around 4am every morning... unless the gates are up.
me: ummmm okay, so what is his addiction?
her: he goes downstairs and gets into the snack (raisins, crackers, chocolate, and milk) and veggies out on the couch with his movies.
me: ahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

her: no mom it's not funny!!
me: I was worried it was something worse. do you have proof?

her: yes!! he's passed out on the couch with all the packaging, chocolate on his face, crumbs all over the place and the remote in his hand.
me: lmaoooooo

sorry but I'll need proof to believe this story.

her: *sigh*

jcisbutch · 02-16-2013, 08:57 PM

revisiting a funny conversation from last night....still was hilarious this morning and still funny almost 24 hours later....

bkisbutchenuff · 02-24-2013, 09:50 AM

bgp's Macaroni and Cheese ....LMBO....

Blade · 02-24-2013, 12:10 PM

There is never a dull moment at my church Preacher Randy can tell the best stories. Thing is he was a cop for 25 yrs and the stories are real.

TheMerryFairy · 02-24-2013, 12:15 PM

Kids and the way they think

It's really cute sometimes - until you have to do the cleanup.

StrongButch · 02-24-2013, 04:20 PM

Talking to a sexy woman on phone and she was talking about sex with me at 80. I put on Can You Handle It-Usher (rofl)

Hollylane · 02-24-2013, 10:27 PM

Gaige and I were just chatting during her break, about our high school days. She said she would have dated a flag captain (yes, I was the marching band flag captain ), and the conversation went something like this...

Me:
"Baby, you were a jock, you wouldn't have dated the captain of the flag team. You've seen that picture, and I was a dork! You would have been dating a cheerleader."

Proof, as a blonde, and with a mullet :

Gaige:
"Yes I would have dated you, and you would have been cool with me, wearing my letterman jacket. Hey! I thought that you said you were a rebel in high school."

Me:
"I was, after my freshman year as captain of the flag team. We would have never dated in high school. Baby, I was like Ally Sheedy after my freshman year, and you were like Emilio Estevez. That would have never happened."

Blade · 02-26-2013, 03:21 PM

My brother text me at like 7 this morning...it went something like this

Him...Bro is that the back of your head in the paper this morning?

Me....HUH?

Him.....Did you go to a benefit for so and so Saturday night?

Me....Yes, and what the hell are you doing up at this hour( he's famous for sleeping til noon)

Him...woke up at 3 and couldn't go back to sleep so I got up and started working

Me...HUH? ( he usually goes to sleep around 3)

Him...yeah I thought that was the back of your head

I don't ever remember my Brother ever seeing the back of my head when it didn't have a hat on it so I have no idea how he knew it was my head and I am starting to get a complex wondering if it is warped a special way or something. Anyway I guess there are a lot worse ways to make the paper. At least it wasn't in the jail dockets, or the obituary

alexri · 02-26-2013, 08:26 PM

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TheMerryFairy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Pansexual/Sapiosexual femmey dyke who likes to crossdress now and then Preferred Pronoun?: She/her OR ze if I'm crossdressing Relationship Status: Floating and walking My path, happy in life. Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: On my Merry Fairy way! , Canada Posts: 3,630 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,727 Thanked 8,694 Times in 2,987 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Kids and the way they think It's really cute sometimes - until you have to do the cleanup.

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Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,412 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	My brother text me at like 7 this morning...it went something like this Him...Bro is that the back of your head in the paper this morning? Me....HUH? Him.....Did you go to a benefit for so and so Saturday night? Me....Yes, and what the hell are you doing up at this hour( he's famous for sleeping til noon) Him...woke up at 3 and couldn't go back to sleep so I got up and started working Me...HUH? ( he usually goes to sleep around 3) Him...yeah I thought that was the back of your head I don't ever remember my Brother ever seeing the back of my head when it didn't have a hat on it so I have no idea how he knew it was my head and I am starting to get a complex wondering if it is warped a special way or something. Anyway I guess there are a lot worse ways to make the paper. At least it wasn't in the jail dockets, or the obituary __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

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