Shit Heard Around this House!!

Kenna · 02-25-2013, 07:18 PM

one coworker to the younger one after the younger one asked for 3 favors in a row..

younger one : "Can I ride with you? "
coworker who had already admitted to major PMS: "YOU'RE HANGING OFF MY LEFT TIT!!"

me:

... ROFLMAO!!! that did not just come from YOUR mouth! who are you?

TheMerryFairy · 02-25-2013, 07:41 PM

I just heard this comversation between my nephews outside through the window

Youngest "why do you think mom wants us to stay out of her room? Did she buy us gifts?"

Oldest "No, I think she got dad a gift that he gets to unwrap secretly"

Youngest "NO FAIR! I want to be the one to unwrap moms present! Do you think we'll ever get to use it?"

Oldest "let's wait a few months to find out"

Meanwhile I am sitting here spitting out my tea and trying not to crack up.

02-25-2013, 07:18 PM	#1
Kenna Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC & CO Posts: 4,806 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,624 Thanked 12,191 Times in 3,779 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	I swear I was standing quietly in my own cubical .... one coworker to the younger one after the younger one asked for 3 favors in a row.. younger one : "Can I ride with you? " coworker who had already admitted to major PMS: "YOU'RE HANGING OFF MY LEFT TIT!!" me: ... ROFLMAO!!! that did not just come from YOUR mouth! who are you? __________________ **************************** She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. ~E.Corona~

02-25-2013, 07:41 PM	#2
TheMerryFairy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Pansexual/Sapiosexual femmey dyke who likes to crossdress now and then Preferred Pronoun?: She/her OR ze if I'm crossdressing Relationship Status: Floating and walking My path, happy in life. Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: On my Merry Fairy way! , Canada Posts: 3,630 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,727 Thanked 8,694 Times in 2,987 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	I just heard this comversation between my nephews outside through the window Youngest "why do you think mom wants us to stay out of her room? Did she buy us gifts?" Oldest "No, I think she got dad a gift that he gets to unwrap secretly" Youngest "NO FAIR! I want to be the one to unwrap moms present! Do you think we'll ever get to use it?" Oldest "let's wait a few months to find out" Meanwhile I am sitting here spitting out my tea and trying not to crack up.