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03-30-2010, 12:51 PM
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03-30-2010, 01:03 PM
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You people are depressing the hell out of me.
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03-30-2010, 02:27 PM
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Pink Confection
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I work for a Production Company now.
One day someone called and asked to rent a midget. Not book, not hire, not a little person....no, they wanted to rent a midget.
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03-30-2010, 02:30 PM
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I worked for a financial firm that dealt with reposessing automobiles and boats and also dealt with car loans when I was in my early 20's.
I'll never forget the time I had been dealing with a lady who claimed to have faxed me proof of her cashier's check at least 6 times. I informed her that we were going to come pick up the car unless she provided the necessary documents, at which time she began screaming, "Im FAXING IT TO YOU RIGHT NOW! IS IT NOT COMING OUT OF YOUR MACHINE RIGHT NOW?" "No." I answered. "But Im faxing it AS WE SPEAK", she said. Come to find out, after me asking her to describe IN DETAIL exactly how she was faxing the papers to me, she was actually holding her papers up to her computer monitor and hitting the "print screen" button repeatedly. .gif "Say What?")
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03-30-2010, 05:35 PM
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Oh this is the best one yet.
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03-30-2010, 02:41 PM
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It’s all good. 
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I was the director of an adult psychiatric inpatient unit within the confines of our state mental hospital several years back. I would often work late or come in at odd hours (insomnia). My office was in the basement of a very old building that once housed the morgue. It was about 2 AM one morning and I was making some rounds on the units and most all the patient's were either sleeping or unusually quiet (rare but rather nice). I had just settled down to review charts in the basement and this voice bellowed out over the PA system stating boldly, "THIS IS GOD!" Now mind you there were speakers in the pt. rooms much like the one's that are found in modern day hospital rooms today (really therapeutic for paranoid patients). Within a matter of seconds the staff and patient's were out in the halls waiting for 'God' to speak again. Before I could get to the patient that was the guilty party of knowing the code to access the PA system he had spotted a patient turning paintings around and hanging them backwards down the halls as all the commotion was going on. Right before I got the phone away from him he was shouting (where this pt. could not see him) to "Put those paintings back or you don't get your weekend pass, BANG, BANG...signing off, THIS IS GOD."
My guess is several of those patient's remained with us a little longer than anticipated since they had now heard the voice of God. There was quite a bit of xanax dispensed that morning...to staff. God, I miss those days. |
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03-30-2010, 03:01 PM
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Ok, I am getting totally grossed out here.
I like the PA stories tho. Never had a message from GOD. But we did have an employee named Clark Kent so I didnt think anything when I heard him paged. But Clark was followed by Lois Lane, Jimmie Olsen and Perry White! It was good for a chuckle and a reprimand for all those involved.
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03-30-2010, 03:02 PM
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Pink Confection
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Working Bar Mitzvahs....
Also at a fancy hotel where I once worked were various Bar Mitzvah parties... The kids, would go in the bathroom stalls and lock all the doors then crawl out. Tie all the chairs together and to the table with cloth napkins. Make sculptures in the salt shakers with layers of salt and ketchup. Line matches up on ribbon between 2 tables and catch them all on fire. Try to play choking games with belts and napkins. Their parents in the room looking fondly on...... Yeay.
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03-30-2010, 03:16 PM
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Magically Delicious
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When I was a teenager I worked at a place called Hollywood Kiddieland. I was working a helicopter ride when a lady tapped me on the shoulder and asked me to stop the ride and get her son off it because he was scared. I did as she asked. When her son came around to the gate, he said to his mom, why did you make her stop the ride, I was having fun......as his mom just tugged him away.
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