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03-07-2013, 10:44 AM
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Dear Algebra,
Please stop asking us to find your X, she's never coming back and dont ask Y. |
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03-28-2013, 11:20 AM
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There are two words in a person's life that will open lots of doors for them - Push and Pull.
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03-28-2013, 01:41 PM
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lol, I don't care what anyone says; this makes me laugh every time!
3 men walked into a bar. The 4th one ducked.
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03-31-2013, 04:42 AM
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My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
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04-06-2013, 01:09 PM
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My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity, i said no we all seem to enjoy it.
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05-29-2013, 02:26 PM
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A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with
an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out a distant location. The DEA officer verbally exploded, saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... on ANY land!! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear...... do you understand???" The rancher nodded politely, apoligised and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's enormous Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that the officer would be gruesomely gored before he reached safety. The man was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs..... "Your badge........ show him your BADGE!!! . |
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05-13-2017, 03:36 PM
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This joke made me laugh so much that I shared it with friends, years ago and just like me, they laughed until their sides hurt, lol. ---K---
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05-30-2013, 09:01 PM
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My lesbian neighbors bought me a Rolex for Christmas...
I guess they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch. 
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06-18-2013, 03:40 PM
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that your ex-partner is really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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10-08-2013, 09:22 AM
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Things I have said to my doc:
"Round IS a shape so shut up!" "Yeah, about that exercise thing...you see my thighs would rub together creating friction that would catch my underwear on fire, and seeing how that would be considered as arson, insurance don't cover that, so no, I won't be exercising any time soon."
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10-20-2013, 05:37 AM
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I went down to my local supermarket and I said: "I want to make a complaint. This vinegar's got lumps in it". He said: "Those are pickled onions."
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