Waking thought...

Semantics · 04-19-2013, 04:46 PM

I keep having this dream that I'm trying to get in the door at work and the metal detector keeps going off.

I've sent my bag through the x-ray machine so it's something on my body.
I take off my jewelry. Alarm goes off.
I empty my pockets of change and whatever. Alarm goes off.
I take out my hair clip. Alarm goes off.

Meanwhile, there's a huge line of people behind me who are annoyed by the hold-up. In my dream, the man behind me huffs so forcefully that I feel my hair blow forward.

That's what my waking thought was this morning, and you can bet your ass I didn't wear so much as a sliver of metal on my body today. I still held my breath as I strode through the machine.

Hollylane · 04-20-2013, 07:07 AM

Ugh...my head hurts...

jac · 04-20-2013, 07:20 AM

Owwww *rubs shoulder and collar bone* I must have stayed in this position all night.

04-19-2013, 04:46 PM	#1
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04-20-2013, 07:07 AM	#2
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04-20-2013, 07:20 AM	#3
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