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Old 04-28-2013, 09:34 PM   #1
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Mouths: Chewing, swallowing, smacking, bad breath, and foodstuffs that get caught on the lip and move about when someone is talking. Yet, I absolutely love making out. Go fig.
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Dirty nails. Gross me out bad. And elevator buttons. As one of my titles in infection control you don't want to know what we found on them when lab. dept did a swab test on them.
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Children with runny noses.

People who blow their noses (in public), by pinching one nostril and blowing out the other, on the street, sidewalk, etc. etc.

Yes, I admit it. I have an issue with snot.
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People who lack or won't use good hygine,I mean soap,water,deodernt with tooth paste and mouth wash and the trusty tooth brush is just plane basic.
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My friends male lovers trying to hit on me. Excuse me im so gay!
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Mouths: Chewing, swallowing, smacking, bad breath, and foodstuffs that get caught on the lip and move about when someone is talking. Yet, I absolutely love making out. Go fig.
Let's not forget about food getting caught in teeth.
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Old 05-04-2013, 10:04 PM   #7
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walmart shoppers w/ ugly clothes ~
walmart shoppers who have sandles w.dirty feet ~
walmart shoppers w/ too much makeup on ~
walmart employees who pick their nose ~
I had a very bad day @ walmart today buying lilman a toy (((
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Mayonnaise....eeewwwwwwwww
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Mayonnaise....eeewwwwwwwww
omg me 2 ewwwwwwwwwww we were not brought up w.mayo ~ until my mom went Americano ~~ Americano ~ sing w.me ~~
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Worms! OMG there must have been a million of them in the bottom of my pond when I cleaned it out yesterday.
Even grosser still was my friend picking them up and putting them in a bucket for fishing...eewwww!!
Btw...she did NOT help make dinner. yuk!
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People who think they are sexy when really they are just trashy and nasty.
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A few things that gross me out.
*mushrooms
*mayo
*public restrooms
*raw meat packages at the grocery store.
*when I return to work, my work truck grosses me out until I have sanitized it.
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Flat soda.
Moldy anything.
Slimy lunch meat.
Poor hygiene.
Loud obnoxious flowery old lady perfume.
A 70 yr old women who dies her hair platinum blond and dresses like a 20 yr old.
People who want special praise or recognition when they did nothing to earn it.
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This article: http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and...under-pressure

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