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Old 04-29-2013, 06:13 PM   #1
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i was playing the laughing game with my nephew over the weekend
things started to get a little rowdy for a car ride so we were forced - by threats of walking home - to extended it to the no talking game

we were texting goads to each other and i played some dirty pool and changed my alert tone to a howling scream thus winning the game.

today i paid the price - out of nowhere a blood curdling howl interrupted my zone out music at work

yikes
notification sounds are now set back to quiet chirp
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A chalk drawing of a humungous anatomically detailed penis on my friends' (Hayden & Alison) driveway. It is really freaking me out. I'm very worried that one of their neighbors is aggressively letting them know that they do not approve of same sex couples.

Hayden is not taking it seriously, because she says that she has had far worse done to her in the past. 20 years ago someone had egged her car, and written "queer" in spray paint on the back end of it.

But to me, that was 20 years ago, not 2013. I am very alarmed.
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A straight woman hitting on me at my Adult Children of Alcoholics support group. It ripped me out of the frame. I still have a headache thinking about it.
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I've been camping and meditating near the lagoon, in a ruined, and abandoned-for-decades, retro camper, thats full of cobwebs, rust, and holes, just cos.. Well, sometime maybe between midnight and 2am today, I heard a loud crash againest the trailer, and I peeked out a hole to see an outline of a very tall man throwing rocks at it, just cos..Scaredthecrapoutofme though.
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This woman on the highway today...she was traveling in the passing lane first of all....

THEN....she went change lanes...apparently didn't look and came THIS CLOSE to hitting a cute little Fiat.....which had to swerve to avoid hitting her

THEN....we were on a ramp..and it merges...with plenty of notice...and she just suddenly cut in front of the car in front of me...which also had to swerve to avoid hitting her....
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