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Old 05-09-2013, 04:22 PM   #1
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1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? I really miss My girl

2. What were you doing at midnight last night? Eating a fantastic steak dinner that My boy made for Me (birthday)

3. What's a word that you say a lot? Fuck

4. What is your current desktop picture? One of My son's landscape photographs, he's a photographer

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 13

6. Which Disney character do you like best? Dory

7. Can you roll your tongue? Not like a wave.. no

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Pasta, any kind really, just pasta

9. What's your favorite song at the moment? Bitch Don't kill My vibe.. by Kendrick Lamar

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? twirl

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? Lone Star Light beer

12. Any tattoos or piercings? 2 tatts, 1 piercing

13. Do you do any kind of drugs? I have not touched drugs in 19 years, never will again

14. What would you change about yourself. I need to start working out again.

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? Nothing really

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? I have, but will never make that mistake again.

17. What would you say about your last ex? Lying, cheating, ho-bag

18. Biggest turn off? Sweaty palms

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? not to My knowledge


20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? I keep that between God and Myself
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1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? My eyebrows look really fab these days. I know vain but its true!

2. What were you doing at midnight last night? Feeling my husbands arms around me as I fall asleep.

3. What's a word that you say a lot? Oh for fuck sake!

4. What is your current desktop picture? A b&w photo of my baby, Ed sleeping.

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 17. I know it was a tad late. But I did get drunk at a hotel room party in Brisbane Australia.

6. Which Disney character do you like best? None of them.

7. Can you roll your tongue? Not like a wave.. No.

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? White chocolate.

9. What's your favorite song at the moment? Don't have one.

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl.

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? Gin and tonic.

12. Any tattoos or piercings? Two tattoos.

13. Do you do any kind of drugs? I've done pot. Would do it a lot more if I could get some. Cause it would help my back pain. And I just like it.

14. What would you change about yourself. I wouldn't mind being a size six.

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? Nothing much.

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? No.

17. What would you say about your last ex? Nothing good. That's for sure!

18. Biggest turn off? Not knowing what is going in the world.

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? Ah no.

20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? Went on a date with someone else while I was in a LDR. Thank god, nothing else happened.
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Old 08-08-2013, 05:49 PM   #3
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1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? I really need to do something fun with my hair....

2. What were you doing at midnight last night? Playing a slot game on my ipad

3. What's a word that you say a lot? Possibly

4. What is your current desktop picture? A scene from Snow White

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 15 it was awful

6. Which Disney character do you like best? Bambi

7. Can you roll your tongue? Yes i can!

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Lobster Rolls

9. What's your favorite song at the moment? Halo by Beyonce

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? Moscato, especially Stella Rosa

12. Any tattoos or piercings? My ears and a tattoo on my wrist

13. Do you do any kind of drugs? No, just my vape

14. What would you change about yourself: I am content with who i am

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? Nothing really

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? NO.

17. What would you say about your last ex? She was like my best friend i have nothing bad to say about her.

18. Biggest turn off? A weak mind.

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? No way!

20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? Said hurtful things
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1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? I'd slept a little longer than I should, then I remembered i'm on holiday and I can sleep as much as I like.

2. What were you doing at midnight? Watching Spooks

3. What's a word that you say a lot? Brew

4. What is your current desktop picture? Cast of Merlin (That's quite sad isn't it)

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 14/15

6. Which disney character do you like best? Can't say I'm too much of a fan but if I had to choose, probably Bert from Mary Poppins.

7. Can you roll your tongue? Nope

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Falafel wraps

9. What's your favorite song at the moment? Rudimental- White Noise/Black out Live Lounge mash up

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Both

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? Lager with a top

12. Any tattoos or piercings? Nope

13. Do you do any kind of drugs? Caffeine, nicotine

14. What would you change about yourself? Be braver

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? Envy is not a good emotion

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? I'd like to say a blanket No, but it would depend on the situation.

17. What would you say about your exe? I wish her well, far far away from me though.

18. Biggest turn off? Not washing/showering every day

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? Nobody want's to see that.

20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? Not listened enough
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Old 08-10-2013, 11:12 AM   #5
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1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? 80s hair!

2. What were you doing at midnight? Sleeping

3. What's a word that you say a lot? Interesting

4. What is your current desktop picture? Last love

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 18

6. Which disney character do you like best? Snow White

7. Can you roll your tongue? Nope

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Pasta

9. What's your favorite song at the moment? Willow

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Both

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? Pinot Grigio

12. Any tattoos or piercings? Ears

13. Do you do any kind of drugs? Caffeine

14. What would you change about yourself? Be braver

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? Envy is not a good emotion

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? Perhaps

17. What would you say about your exe? No ex. She is no longer with us.

18. Biggest turn off? Being unkind

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? Just for us

20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? Not given them the best of me.
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1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? Yep,time for a haircut.

2. What were you doing at midnight? lumber-jacking in my sleep. Yeth, sawing logs and drooling.

3. What's a word that you say a lot? Wow

4. What is your current desktop picture? Gary Lightbody of Snow Patrol

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 15

6. Which disney character do you like best? hmm. Not too fond of Disney Characters

7. Can you roll your tongue? Well, it depends on which way we are rolling it lmao

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Sushi

9. What's your favorite song at the moment? Cary Brothers-Alien

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? its an even number.

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? RumnCoke or Ivana Bitch &Coke

12. Any tattoos or piercings? yep.

13. Do you do any kind of drugs? nope

14. What would you change about yourself? Stop slacking on my writing

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex?

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? fuck.no. Lesson learned on that one.

17. What would you say about your ex? Didn't pay enough attention to her surroundings.

18. Biggest turn off? people with zero hygiene skills.

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? nope

20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone?
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1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? A zit? Great.

2. What were you doing at midnight last night? Sleeping

3. What's a word that you say a lot? Lately I've been saying fuck an awful lot.

4. What is your current desktop picture? Duke at the piano

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 15

6. Which disney character do you like best? I don't like any of 'em, but if I have to choose I guess it would be Goofy

7. Can you roll your tounge? Yep, horizontally and vertically

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Chocolate

9. What's your favorite song at the moment? Don't Explain by Regina Carter

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? twirl

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? Mojitos with Aged Cuban Dark Rum

12. Any tattoos or piercings? My ears are pierced

13. Do you do any kind of drugs? Sativa strains

14. What would you change about yourself? I'd be more patient

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? Same job, same work, but they get more money

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? No

17. What would you say about your last ex? Sweet.

18. Biggest turn off? Bathroom humor.

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? No

20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? Told the truth when I should have lied.
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1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? I need my hair trimmed.

2. What were you doing at midnight last night? Watching tv

3. What's a word that you say a lot? Naw-mean. (I say it like one word, even though it's like 4.)

4. What is your current desktop picture? One of my dogs

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? I think like 24

6. Which disney character do you like best? I don't have one

7. Can you roll your tounge? Depends on how you mean

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Curry

9. What's your favorite song at the moment? Don't have one.

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? twirl

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? Rum. But, not the dark.

12. Any tattoos or piercings? My ears have been pierced since I was an infant and they don't close, belly button used to be. I'm allergic, otherwise belly button, nose, and bottom lip would be, too. I got like 5 little tatoos.

13. Do you do any kind of drugs? No

14. What would you change about yourself? I'd make myself physically healthy again.

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? They got way more 'p' to choose from.

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? No

17. What would you say about your last ex? She had a great sense of humor

18. Biggest turn off? Someone who is rude, mean, or disrespectful to others for no reason.

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? No

20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? Don't want to talk about that.
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1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? 'You're going to have a lovely day.'

2. What were you doing at midnight last night? Sleeping.

3. What's a word that you say a lot? It's more like a phrase, rather than a single word: "Hello there sunshine, where you been lately?"

4. What is your current desktop picture? Emerald Bay (Lake Tahoe).

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 44, I think.

6. Which disney character do you like best? Lady.

7. Can you roll your tongue? Yes.

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Jasmine rice.

9. What's your favorite song at the moment?
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10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl.

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? a flute of champagne.

12. Any tattoos or piercings? Ears are pierced, 1 tattoo.

13. Do you do any kind of drugs? None, except baby aspirin.

14. What would you change about yourself? Nothing. I like who I am.

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? I can't think of anything, at all.

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
Cheating, no matter the venue, is never good (no).

17. What would you say about your last ex? Super quiet, terribly funny, would give the shirt off his back. A very special person. Very thoughtful.

18. Biggest turn off? Someone who is mean hearted, just plain mean. I can't stand mean people.

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? Never.

20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? I don't know, it's hard to know such a thing. I try to be good to everyone I know.
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1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? I look tired.

2. What were you doing at midnight last night?ebcam chatting

3. What's a word that you say a lot? FUCK

4. What is your current desktop picture? A slideshow of drawings, right now it is a cartoon of vegeta asking for bacon lol.

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 3. Yep 3. I thought a shot glass was a dixie cup of water. Boy was I wrong.

6. Which disney character do you like best? Jim Hawkins

7. Can you roll your tounge? Yep

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Sushi

9. What's your favorite song at the moment? Solar Flare Hommicide

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? Wiskey and you better not put and fucking ice on it.

12. Any tattoos or piercings? None, may get my ears gagued again but not right now.

13. Do you do any kind of drugs? Alcohol and Caffeine

14. What would you change about yourself? Work on my anxiety.

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? That is is socially acceptable for women to be afraid/upset.

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? Fuck no.

17. What would you say about your last ex? She is a good friend and a nice person. The only ex I can stand talking to.

18. Biggest turn off? Being stinky/prudish

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? Haha no.

20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? Stealing someone's girlfriend.
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