Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes - Page 20

Inked_Trinity · 05-09-2013, 08:59 PM

thedivahrrrself · 05-09-2013, 10:06 PM

From my favorite misanthrope, Douglas Adams:

It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it... anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

Kobi · 05-10-2013, 12:59 PM

Kobi · 05-11-2013, 06:09 AM

Inked_Trinity · 05-11-2013, 05:35 PM

Girl_On_Fire · 05-11-2013, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kobi

This so well describes some people I've known...

Kobi · 05-13-2013, 05:04 AM

Inked_Trinity · 05-13-2013, 07:21 AM

Inked_Trinity · 05-13-2013, 07:49 AM

Inked_Trinity · 05-13-2013, 09:23 AM

Inked_Trinity · 05-14-2013, 05:27 PM

Wolfsong · 05-15-2013, 05:13 AM

If I said anything to offend you it was purely intentional

chris1life · 05-16-2013, 06:50 AM

You better hold your breath cause u gonna need when I choke the hell out of u.

chris1life · 05-16-2013, 06:51 AM

My personal favorite
Opinions are like ass holes everybody has one

Wolfsong · 05-17-2013, 05:34 AM

So the other day we stopped by my mom's house to drop off her dog, who we were watching while she and pop were out of town. As I stepped out of the car I was greeted by a pack of 6 year olds riding their bikes down the street shepherded by a man who appeared to be in his mid-late 20s. He was riding a bike with the baby tow tent on wheels thing you see so many parents using. His shorts had slipped down in back to reveal a full......not partial......not plumber's crack......but full moon. Here's what transpired after that;

Wolf; "Excuse me sir but you may want to pull your shorts up a bit."
Guy; "What? WTF did you just say to me?"

Angry and spoiling for a fight......sigh.......no good deed goes unpunished

Wolf; "I said Sir that your shorts have fallen in the back and I was trying to save you the embarrassment of exposing yourself."
Guy, who suddenly realized that I was a woman and speaks in a more reasonable yet still annoyed tone: "I'm not embarrassed if my ass shows."
Wolf, said mildly: " Clearly not. Well it's a fine ass Sir."
Guy; "Thank you."
Wolf; "Just like the rest of you. Enjoy your ride Sir, it's a beautiful day for it."

midwest chick · 05-17-2013, 07:21 PM

femmeInterrupted · 05-17-2013, 07:59 PM

femmeInterrupted · 05-18-2013, 08:33 AM

Inked_Trinity · 05-18-2013, 03:48 PM

Inked_Trinity · 05-18-2013, 03:49 PM

05-09-2013, 08:59 PM	#381
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	__________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

05-09-2013, 10:06 PM	#382
thedivahrrrself Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Sapiosexual Femme Relationship Status: Mrs. Grumpy Cat Tournaments Won: 4 Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: 8,660 feet high in the Andes Posts: 2,640 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,519 Thanked 11,658 Times in 2,292 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	From my favorite misanthrope, Douglas Adams: It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it... anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. You live and learn. At any rate, you live. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. __________________ Small business owners around the world use microfinance to help expand their businesses and provide for their families. You can help! Click here to learn about Kiva.

05-10-2013, 12:59 PM	#383
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05-15-2013, 05:13 AM	#392
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05-16-2013, 06:50 AM	#393
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05-16-2013, 06:51 AM	#394
chris1life Junior Member How Do You Identify?: butch Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, syr, he Join Date: May 2013 Location: US Posts: 84 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 90 Thanked 276 Times in 66 Posts Rep Power: 2169073	My personal favorite Opinions are like ass holes everybody has one

05-17-2013, 05:34 AM	#395
Wolfsong Member How Do You Identify?: Aw man....another label? Preferred Pronoun?: Boys will be boys Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2012 Location: 60south-side Posts: 576 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 529 Thanked 2,031 Times in 418 Posts Rep Power: 20231739	So the other day we stopped by my mom's house to drop off her dog, who we were watching while she and pop were out of town. As I stepped out of the car I was greeted by a pack of 6 year olds riding their bikes down the street shepherded by a man who appeared to be in his mid-late 20s. He was riding a bike with the baby tow tent on wheels thing you see so many parents using. His shorts had slipped down in back to reveal a full......not partial......not plumber's crack......but full moon. Here's what transpired after that; Wolf; "Excuse me sir but you may want to pull your shorts up a bit." Guy; "What? WTF did you just say to me?" Angry and spoiling for a fight......sigh.......no good deed goes unpunished Wolf; "I said Sir that your shorts have fallen in the back and I was trying to save you the embarrassment of exposing yourself." Guy, who suddenly realized that I was a woman and speaks in a more reasonable yet still annoyed tone: "I'm not embarrassed if my ass shows." Wolf, said mildly: " Clearly not. Well it's a fine ass Sir." Guy; "Thank you." Wolf; "Just like the rest of you. Enjoy your ride Sir, it's a beautiful day for it." __________________ "I want a government small enough to fit inside the Constitution." (Harry Browne - 1933 - 2006.)

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