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Old 04-07-2010, 09:55 AM   #1901
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Can I get an Amen!

I want to wash my car and find a pool somewhere to wash the pollen off of me and keep it off for a few hours.
Amen on the pollen!

But on a good note: IT'S HAIRCUT DAY! WOOOOOOT!
I've been jonesing for about a week now.
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Old 04-07-2010, 09:58 AM   #1902
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Amen on the pollen!

But on a good note: IT'S HAIRCUT DAY! WOOOOOOT!
I've been jonesing for about a week now.
I need to do that too, my bangs keep poking me in my already red allergic eyes.

Haircuts rock!
(as does coloring my gray)
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Old 04-07-2010, 10:16 AM   #1903
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I need to do that too, my bangs keep poking me in my already red allergic eyes.

Haircuts rock!
(as does coloring my gray)

I love my haircuts. I used to highlight my hair blonder, but with it so short, it's pointless as it gets cut out the following trip to my stylist. Soooo, my hair has gotten darker as I've gotten older, and now the grey shows some. Boo! I just refer to it as being distinguished. *grin*
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Old 04-07-2010, 10:25 AM   #1904
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I just learned that my idol, tennis legend, Martina Navratilova, 53 yo, is battling breast cancer. She endured a lumpectomy and radiation. I am not sure of what is going on with her. All of this is news to me. My thoughts and prayers are with her and her family, friends, and fans.
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It's yellow car season here in the Carolinas...the tree pollen this year is the worst I have ever seen.

There are actually clouds of this stuff! When the wind blows pollen falls from the trees like snow! So help me, it's a pollen blizzard!

They reported on the news this morning we have more than twice the usual tree pollen because of the super wet winter.

It's supposed to rain tomorrow. That will help a little.

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I miss my niece-ies... wish I could see their soccer games!
and I wanna take a road trip!


If I had moved out West in December... I would have never reconnected with my bother and his two very adorable girls. I wouldn't have gone to my dad's funeral because it would have been too far away, therefore I wouldn't have met the two Loves of My Life... my sweet niece-ies who think their Aunt is "da bomb!!"

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If I had moved out West in December... I would have never reconnected with my bother and his two very adorable girls. I wouldn't have gone to my dad's funeral because it would have been too far away, therefore I wouldn't have met the two Loves of My Life... my sweet niece-ies who think their Aunt is "da bomb!!"

Just got off the phone... time to get packed and load up the doggies!!! Wooooo Hooooo!!!
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My mind is vibrating............just hit a tree stump with the mower. Think I rattled some fillings loose.
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No worries; I'll get mine. Friday is my Monday AND I have to train someone for my own job (months down the line, that is).

That's right! I'm so indispensable that it will take 3 1/2 months to train my replacement.
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I'm thinking the critters backbones are probably thinking their throats have been cut, I bet theys hungry. And I'm thinking I need to wash off the mower and put it up and then wash off me and put me up for the night too. Yep probably another 3 or 4 hrs and I can get horizontal.
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