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Old 05-31-2013, 11:39 PM   #1
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After way too much poo (unbalanced bacteria was the diagnosis), and then no poo at all (while eating chicken and rice) for 2 days...I am proud to say that perfect poo was made today by Chessie-pooh...

Obi decided that the Chuck It is a back scratcher, and while Chessie chased his glow in the dark ball, Obi took advantage of pets.

Zeus (the bedroom kitteh) ventured out of the bedroom tonight, and then quickly remembered that his rightful place, as reigning monarch, is in mom's comfy bed. Perseus (second oldest of the kitteh crew), has decided to join his amigo in the bedroom, and they have been snuggling and grooming happily for about 3 days now. Though I never intended to have more than one cat in the bedroom with me at a time (a place reserved for the elderly or ill cat), it has actually been quite nice. Zeus is no longer trying to suffocate me at night by sleeping with his belly pressed against my face. That behavior was a nightly war between Zeus and I, with my survival on the line. Now, they both come up separately for pets, and then return quickly to cuddling with each other at the end of the bed.

Our buddy Chewy will be home tomorrow, while the alternate parents are out of town. So, there will officially be a pack of dogs here until Sunday evening. Chewy is the most dominant of my dogs, and has not spent much time with Chessie yet, so I'm planning to grow a pair of eyes in the back of my head tonight, in order to expand my role as pack leader, and have everyone's safety and fun as a top priority for the weekend. Wish us luck!

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I just looked over at Chessie, he is snoring away (after a long walk, and hours of ball fetching, while running up and down the long ramp from the deck to my backyard), he has his glow in the dark ball tucked between his paws and his chin is resting on it. Jeeeeeezzzzz, could he be any cuter?
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Old 06-02-2013, 08:55 AM   #2
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Our buddy Chewy will be home tomorrow, while the alternate parents are out of town. So, there will officially be a pack of dogs here until Sunday evening. Chewy is the most dominant of my dogs, and has not spent much time with Chessie yet, so I'm planning to grow a pair of eyes in the back of my head tonight, in order to expand my role as pack leader, and have everyone's safety and fun as a top priority for the weekend. Wish us luck!



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One of my puppies gets jealous when the other one jumps on me.
He is very smart and figured out that if he starts playing with the other puppy's favorite toy then he will get distracted and jump down to play with the toy instead of jumping on me.
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Last night, Perseus made it his nightlong mission to wake me up every 45 minutes or so. The web cam was on, with Gaige snoozing 3000 miles away, and Perseus kept leaping onto the desk, to adjust the position of my external web cam. I haven't asked Gaige yet, but if she had woken up on various occasions, and glanced at the screen, it was likely that at times there were views of the ceiling, desk surface, or floor. When he wasn't performing this service, he was on my chest, making bread...

Not surprisingly, I'm a little tired this morning...
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It's been the most bizarre weather here. A week ago it was 36 degrees at sunrise three mornings in a row, then the weather changed drastically to hazy hot and humid. 90 degrees by 5 pm. August weather, not May. Anyhow,
I've had the a/c on and my boi rescue kat has been very upset that I have closed the pet flap on the sliding glass door to the deck. (it's a second story deck with no access
from the ground)

I'm an early riser, up way before the sun. So I feed the furballs when I get up. This morning, no boi kat. I called him and called him. I walked around the house tapping the fork on the side of the fancy feast goblet, NOTHING.
Refusing to pay him any more homage than I did last night when I gave in and opened up the pet door so he could go out onto his deck....(he ran right by me and ignored me) I put the goblet down and let miss over weight eat his in addition to hers.

Well, hours went by, and no Boi sighting. I started getting worried. I feared he hopped off the deck and ran away (passive aggressive little brat) there were no signs of him. I went outside and began looking. This is the city, where do I begin to look? I got on my bicycle and began riding around the neighborhood calling out his name....
in my sweetest of voices.....nothing. I had myself all worked up and half crying. I just knew he wouldn't be able to fend for himself on the streets. This would be a death sentence. I was going to have to go home and make flyers to put on phone polls. I better call the humane society too. (thats where I got him)

I ran into the house and there was the Boi stretched out
across an a/c duct in the livingroom.

*You little Bastard*, I yelled, *Do you want to go back to
the pound?* as I dutifully got his fancy feast goblet and put his breakfast in it. (6 hours later)
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you mean besides sleep....knocked me over coming in the door when I was gone a whole 5 minutes....gotta love that Riley....
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Everyone's hairs have been cut, well, the dogs' any way, and the 30 pound cat, Glengarriff, had his sanitary shave (the other 4 boy cats napped through the horror). The dogs look amazing! I had no idea that Chessie could look any more handsome, and Obi is beyond adorable! When the groomer, Damian, groomed my neighbor Sonia's dogs first (Peluche/Teddy, a white Lhasa Apso & Negra/Blackie, a black Chihuahua), my boys thought they were getting out of their baths and haircuts, but no such luck!

Suddenly, everyone is quiet and napping (unusual). Grooming day is like Mommy's day off.
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I give my puppies doggy frozen yogurt for their night time snack. They both love it and one of them brings it into the living room to eat it. So there is always little pieces of melted frozen yogurt for me to clean up before bedtime.
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My friends 4 pit bulls met me at her door and made sure I loved on them before I was allowed to say hi to the humans. Lol

Hopefully Peppa will sleep with me tonight instead of staying in the living room with Alix while he watches tv. Damn trader dog. Lol

Riley as usual thinks she needs to knock you over to show her love. And the way she wags herself into a half moon cracks me up
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My cat snuck into my bed and fell asleep. I reached over to pet her and she reached out and dug her claw into my armpit as a sign of affection. OUCH.
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