I know it's time to _____ when ______

Nat · 06-10-2010, 08:46 PM

I know it's time to shave my legs when the ceiling fan makes it feel like there are tiny spiders crawling on my shins.

Oneida · 06-10-2010, 09:02 PM

I know it's time to go to bed when my dog comes in the office and points at his watch.

Nat · 06-10-2010, 09:04 PM

I know it's time to go grocery shopping when all I have to eat is peanut butter and a can of beets.

waxnrope · 06-10-2010, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nat

I know it's time to go grocery shopping when all I have to eat is peanut butter and a can of beets.

Initially I thought, what's wrong with that? Then looked closer and realized that you didn't say beer!

Nat · 06-10-2010, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by waxnrope

Initially I thought, what's wrong with that? Then looked closer and realized that you didn't say beer!

I know it's time for you to go to bed - if you are mistaking beets for beer!

cane · 06-10-2010, 10:02 PM

You know it's time to stop partying when you wake up in another country and have no idea how you got there.....

Abigail Crabby · 06-10-2010, 10:07 PM

You know it's time to vacuum...

When the dust bunnies are carrying off the kitties.

Enchantress · 06-10-2010, 10:31 PM

I know it's time to stop watching Investigate ID Discovery channel, when I'm afraid to take the pup out for a final walk at night for fear that I might be abducted.

Gentle Tiger · 06-10-2010, 11:04 PM

I know it's time to just sit down somewhere when I think I'm walking forward but really I'm walking sideways.

cinnamongrrl · 04-10-2013, 02:06 PM

I know it's time to clean my car when I drop my hair tie and can't find it again....

MissItalianDiva · 04-10-2013, 02:10 PM

I know it's time for a night out dancing when I resort to dancing with my shark as I clean the floors.

Sweet Bliss · 07-13-2013, 09:56 PM

I know it's time to go when my cats are packed and waiting for me.

Gaige · 07-14-2013, 09:49 AM

I know it’s time for a vacation when I have dreams that I am working.

Bèsame* · 07-14-2013, 05:24 PM

I know it's time to get more high lights when my halo gets a little darker

06-10-2010, 08:46 PM	#1
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06-10-2010, 09:04 PM	#3
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06-10-2010, 09:02 PM	#2
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06-10-2010, 10:31 PM	#8
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04-10-2013, 02:06 PM	#10
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04-10-2013, 02:10 PM	#11
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07-13-2013, 09:56 PM	#12
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07-14-2013, 09:49 AM	#13
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07-14-2013, 05:24 PM	#14
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