Corny jokes

stargazingboi · 08-04-2013, 03:17 PM

What did one toilet say to the other toilet?

~You look flushed

Mopsie · 08-04-2013, 03:32 PM

Q: What do you call a pig who takes karate lessons?

A: Pork chop!

(Said with appropriate accompanying hand gestures ... which made it cuter.)

stargazingboi · 08-04-2013, 03:53 PM

why did the clown go to the doctors?

~he was feeling funny

PoeticSilence · 08-05-2013, 03:02 AM

What has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle?

A doughnut.

Mopsie · 08-05-2013, 08:12 AM

Q: What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic?

A: Sanka

Heavenleahangel · 08-05-2013, 08:34 AM

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
He was feely crumby!

Canela · 08-05-2013, 10:24 AM

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me!

Jane Bond · 10-08-2015, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PoeticSilence

What has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle?

A doughnut.

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

They taste funny.

gotoseagrl · 10-09-2015, 11:57 AM

Why is the number 10 afraid of seven?

Because seven ate nine, and 10 is next.

job · 10-11-2015, 02:34 AM

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at her ta-tas when she said, "please press one. "
So I did. I don't remember much after that.

08-04-2013, 03:32 PM	#2
Mopsie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Female ones Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Shenandoah Valley Virginia Posts: 4,769 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 36,246 Thanked 8,552 Times in 1,856 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Here's another one my client told me last week ... Q: What do you call a pig who takes karate lessons? A: Pork chop! (Said with appropriate accompanying hand gestures ... which made it cuter.)

08-05-2013, 03:02 AM	#4
PoeticSilence Member How Do You Identify?: dodges labels Relationship Status: Estranged Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Midwest Posts: 454 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3 Thanked 919 Times in 277 Posts Rep Power: 10661585	What has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle? A doughnut. __________________ Love is all you need.

08-05-2013, 08:12 AM	#5
Mopsie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Female ones Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Shenandoah Valley Virginia Posts: 4,769 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 36,246 Thanked 8,552 Times in 1,856 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	A classic Q: What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic? A: Sanka

08-05-2013, 08:34 AM	#6
Heavenleahangel Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Femme; Earth bound Angel and Babygirl; Preferred Pronoun?: She, Angel, as long as it's respectful Relationship Status: Waiting for the One who can complete me Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Albany, NY~but originally from Georgia Posts: 562 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,257 Thanked 2,068 Times in 468 Posts Rep Power: 18675554	Why did the cookie go to the doctor? He was feely crumby! __________________ Sweet Georgia Peach

08-05-2013, 10:24 AM	#7
Canela Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Babe, she, her, ella Relationship Status: Well loved… Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Texas Posts: 2,375 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,644 Thanked 6,503 Times in 1,694 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! __________________ . . . . . Happiness is like a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you ~Nathaniel Hawthorne

08-04-2013, 03:17 PM	#1
stargazingboi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: ~ Preferred Pronoun?: ~ Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: ~ Posts: 1,954 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,392 Thanked 8,318 Times in 1,626 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	What did one toilet say to the other toilet? ~You look flushed

08-04-2013, 03:53 PM	#3
stargazingboi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: ~ Preferred Pronoun?: ~ Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: ~ Posts: 1,954 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,392 Thanked 8,318 Times in 1,626 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	why did the clown go to the doctors? ~he was feeling funny

10-09-2015, 11:57 AM	#9
gotoseagrl Senior Member How Do You Identify?: old-fashioned queer stone submissive girl Preferred Pronoun?: mermaid, very lucky babygirl Relationship Status: Saltwater mermaid ♡ Join Date: May 2010 Location: CA Posts: 2,209 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,192 Thanked 6,103 Times in 1,727 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Why is the number 10 afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine, and 10 is next. __________________ Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot. D. H. Lawrence

10-11-2015, 02:34 AM	#10
job Junior Member How Do You Identify?: butch Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Vegas area Posts: 47 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182 Thanked 159 Times in 35 Posts Rep Power: 644258	This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator. I was staring at her ta-tas when she said, "please press one. " So I did. I don't remember much after that.